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Got out of jury duty yesterday by confessing to the crime.

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Group projects in school weren’t meant to teach you teamwork, they were meant to teach you how to deal with the incompetence of your coworkers in the workplace.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has bookmarked:

It’s all fun and games until your jeans don’t fit any more.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has copied:

How are they running out of oxygen if they’re breathing it right back into the submarine?

Someone from 🇪🇷 has bookmarked:

Insane that you have to defend yourself at the end of the Ph. D.! Why are you attacking me? I’m so tired.

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I’m not alone. I have ants.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has shared:

Shaking my head like an Etch a Sketch to get my thoughts right.

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Grateful to be living in the “Tetris when it’s going too fast and blocks are helplessly piling up” era of human history.

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The subtle art of surviving this life with grace and dignity.

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How many times does one have to open the fridge door before cake appears inside?

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When you’re over 40 and a part of your body starts hurting for no reason that is nature sending a “what ya doing?” text.

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Cats must think we’re so weird for constantly harvesting their poop.

Reported on WhatsApp:

Bring me a higher love. You have 24 hours. No cops.

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Mario Kart turned out to be the best training for winter driving.

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“Turn down for what?” My ears, fella. My ears.

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I hate Valentine’s Day but I do enjoy infant archery.

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I woke up alive again.

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I childproofed my house but the kids still get in somehow.

Spotted on Facebook:

“You’re so chill.” Thanks, I gave up.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Does my special place in hell have wi-fi?

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The older I get, the more I treat birthdays like one-night stands and just pretend they didn’t happen.

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Experts say that human interaction is important for brain health but I’m willing to risk it.

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If you have an opinion about my life, please raise your hand. Now put it over your mouth.

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I’ve been reading the room for 20 minutes. It’s not looking so good.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has downloaded:

With a lollipop in one hand and a dandelion in the other, concentration is very important, as every summer child knows.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has bookmarked:

A dating app to meet other people with low IQ called OK Stupid.

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I don’t want to brag or anything, but I can still fit in the earrings I wore in high school.

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Sex is cool, but have you ever made peace with the horror of being alive.

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It’s a good friend who, when you want the truth, knows what truth you want.

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An agenda reveal party, where I surprise everyone with all the things I hope to accomplish this weekend.

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Breaking via Snapchat:

My retirement plan is time travel to the 80s.

Trending via YouTube:

No pre-workout, just flashbacks of stuff I let slide.

Shared recently on Slack:

About to watch Tenet for the first time and I enjoyed it.

Just shared via Threads:

Another fine day ruined by responsibilities.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

I don’t have any generational wealth but I did inherit a great spaghetti sauce recipe.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

Fact: WhatsApp is the most boring app if you’re single.

Trending via Reddit:

If you are sad, just sing and you will realize that your voice is worse than your problem.

Making waves on Reddit:

You don’t scare me. I used to have to call and ask a girl’s parents if she was there.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Have you ever met the human version of a headache?

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

If we start dating now, we could be feeding each other deviled eggs on Thanksgiving, and breaking up before we have to exchange gifts for Christmas.

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