39 Funny missing quotes

• If you’re having trouble finding the match to one of your socks, throw it away and the missing one will immediately show up. Follow me for more life hacks.

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  2 months ago

  advice, away, finding, follow, hack, having, humor, life, life hack, match, me, missing, show, sock, socks, throw, trouble

• I’m the type of husband that helps his wife look for her missing chocolate that I ate.

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  2 months ago

  chocolate, help, husband, i, missing, relationship, snack, wife

• Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

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  2 months ago

  humor, insight, missing, misunderstanding, perception, relationship, women

• If ever go missing, please only put pictures of me on the news where I look skinny and hot even if that means they won’t find me.

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  2 months ago

  ever, hot, i, me, means, missing, news, pictures, put, skinny

• Some people aren’t just missing a screw, the whole toolbox is gone.

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  2 months ago

  absence, humor, intelligence, just, missing, people, screw, toolbox, whole

• If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.

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  2 months ago

  attention, care, couple, debt, humor, missing, money, nobody, payments, responsibility, sarcasm, think

• Congrats on hitting your Q3 numbers. Here’s an even bigger Q4 number that you’ll be fired for missing.

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  3 months ago

  bigger, business, congrats, deadline, even, fired, firing, hitting, humor, missing, number, numbers, performance, pressure, q3, Q3 number, q4, Q4 number, work

• If you can’t handle me at my worst, then honestly, you’re missing out because that’s when my jokes and bits get really, really good.

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  4 months ago

  attitude, bit, good, handle, humor, joke, jokes, me, missing, personality, relationship, worst

• My toxic trait is thinking I can nap, then waking up 3 hours later in a parallel universe where I missed everything.

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  4 months ago

  3, everything, hours, i, later, missed, missing, missing out, nap, parallel, parallel universe, sleep, thinking, time, time warp, toxic, toxic trait, trait, universe, waking, waking up, warp, where

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