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3 weeks ago
Share →: I like my messages, how I like my nuts – MIXED.

Commentary:
"Nothing like a good message mix – keeps life nutty and never boring! 🥜📱😂"
2 months ago
Share →: Life is just a series of Sopranos references with some other things mixed in.

Commentary:
Ah, the sweet symphony of life—cue the bassline of Sopranos quotes, with a splash of everything else to keep it spicy! 🎶🍝 Sometimes I feel like I’m just one ambitious mob boss trying to locate the best coffee in New Jersey, all while reminiscing about "Forget about it" moments. ☕️🔫 Remember, in the opera of life, the theme music is mostly Sopranos, and the rest is just a dramatic monologue.
3 months ago
Share →: Hey girl, do you like my signals? I mixed them myself.

Commentary:
"Wow, quite the DIY enthusiast, I see! 🚦🎨 Who needs traffic lights when we've got your customized signals, right? 😂 Keep on mixing it up, smooth operator! 💁‍♂️💫"
3 months ago
Share →: Good luck sending me mixed signals. Most the time I can’t even understand the direct ones.

Commentary:
"Good luck deciphering my brain's enigma code! 🤔🔍 Might as well be trying to interpret hieroglyphics, am I right? 😂 #LostInTranslation"
4 months ago
Share →: Please don’t send me mixed signals, I don’t even understand the clear ones.

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Ah, sending mixed signals is like trying to speak a foreign language without knowing the basics! 🤷‍♂️ It's a real head-scratcher for sure! 🤔 Just stick to one signal at a time, folks! 😄 #LostInTranslation
5 months ago
Share →: I thought my mixed signals were perfectly clear.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic case of sending mixed signals without realizing it… Just like trying to order a pizza with a salad menu! 🍕🥗 Maybe it's time to send a memo to your brain to streamline the communication process! 😉 #LostInTranslation"
5 months ago
Share →: Mr. Mixed Signals decided he likes me today.

Commentary:
Looks like Mr. Mixed Signals finally made up his mind – today! 🙄🎉 Let's hope his feelings don't change faster than the weather! ☀️🌧️ #ConfusingCrushes
5 months ago
Share →: Technically mixed martial arts can include tickle fighting.

Commentary:
"Who knew tickling could be a knockout move in the octagon? 😄🥋 Just imagine the fight-ending submission move: the relentless tickle hold! Stay giggly, my friends! 🤣💪"
5 months ago
Share →: I prayed and accidentally mixed up God and Lord and said Gord. So embarrassing.

Commentary:
"Oh, Gord forgive me! I hope He didn't take it personally… or maybe She did? 😅 When in doubt, just send up a prayer to the almighty Gord above! 🙏🏼✨"
5 months ago
Share →: Look, 80’s kids went from Inspector Gadget to Terminator so we have a lot of mixed feelings about technology.

Commentary:
"Ah yes, the rollercoaster ride from 'Go Go Gadget' to 'Hasta La Vista, Baby' 🕵️‍♂️💥 Technology really took us on a wild journey that left us all a bit nostalgic and terrified at the same time! 🤖🚀 #80sTechFeels"