Funny mixed quotes

Please don’t send me mixed signals, I don’t even understand the clear ones.

Please don’t send me mixed signals, I don’t even understand the clear ones.

Funny Quotes Feb 19, 2025

I thought my mixed signals were perfectly clear.

I thought my mixed signals were perfectly clear.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Mr. Mixed Signals decided he likes me today.

Mr. Mixed Signals decided he likes me today.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Technically mixed martial arts can include tickle fighting.

Technically mixed martial arts can include tickle fighting.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

I prayed and accidentally mixed up God and Lord and said Gord. So embarrassing.

I prayed and accidentally mixed up God and Lord and said Gord. So embarrassing.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Look, 80’s kids went from Inspector Gadget to Terminator so we have a lot of mixed feelings about technology.

Look, 80’s kids went from Inspector Gadget to Terminator so we have a lot of mixed feelings about technology.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

I'll never understand why the volume in movies is always mixed in such a way that you can barely understand the dialog and your neighbor gets war flashbacks during action scenes.

I’ll never understand why the volume in movies is always mixed in such a way that you can barely understand the dialog and your neighbor gets war flashbacks during action scenes.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

I may not understand women, but cheeseburgers have never sent me mixed signals, and for that they’ll always have my heart.

I may not understand women, but cheeseburgers have never sent me mixed signals, and for that they’ll always have my heart.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

Good luck sending me mixed signals. Most the time I can’t even understand the direct ones.

Good luck sending me mixed signals. Most the time I can’t even understand the direct ones.

Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025