254 Funny money quotes

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: I need to stop living by the words “life is short.” It’s hurting my bank account.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like my wallet is on a permanent diet! 🤑💸 #YOLOgonewrong"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I’m tired of things costing money.

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  Commentary:
  "When will they start accepting good vibes as a currency? 💸✨ #BrokeButZen"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: To save money in this economy, I’ve tried eating out and I’ve tried cooking at home. The answer is starvation.

  Commentary:
  “Looks like my dinner options are takeout, homemade, or just learning to photosynthesize! 🌿😅💸”

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I hate managing money, I was born to splurge.

  Commentary:
  "Budget? Is that a new type of dessert? 🍰💸😂"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Zen and the Art of Empty Pockets.

  Commentary:
  "When your wallet's doing more meditating than you are! 😅💸🧘‍♂️"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: One or the other, Lord – I can’t be broke and heartbroken.

  Commentary:
  "When life gives you lemons, apparently it also throws in a side of emotional baggage. 🍋😅💔"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs therapy when there's a Benjamin facelift for the soul? 💸😂 #RetailTherapyNotIncluded"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I want to become so financially stable that God uses my pockets to bless others.

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  1 month ago

  Share →: The lion doesn’t concern himself with credit card debt.

  Commentary:
  "Lions: King of the jungle, not king of the monthly statements. 🦁💳😅"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Money enters like Beyoncé and exits like Britney.

  Commentary:
  "Guess my wallet's ready to hit 'Baby One More Time'! 💸👛😂"

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