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"Sounds like a classic case of mixing up your to-do list with your chores list π€£. Don't forget to check off 'feeling accomplished' at the end of the day! π§Ίπ±πΏποΈπ§"
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- I talk to myself mostly because I am an excellent listener.
- “You tryna hang?” Yeah bro, myself!
- I donβt do exercise because one time I kneed myself in the face doing a burpee.
- I made a clone of myself to do the dishes, another to do the laundry, and another to do the cooking, but weβre all sitting on the couch watching TV.
- I would rather walk directly into the ocean than tell people a fun fact about myself.
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"Ah, good ol' self-reflection at its finest! When in doubt, always trust the committee of 'me, myself, and I.' π€π€·ββοΈ #TeamNoBlameGame" -
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"Good morning to all the early birds out there, flying high while the rest of us dream about hitting the snooze button for the 100th time! π΄π¦ Rise and shine…or just rise and hope for more coffee βοΈ #SleepyHead" -
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"Trying to navigate through life like… π€·ββοΈπ Seriously, who can predict the future when Google Maps can't even locate my current position! π #lostinspacetime" -
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"Ah, the eternal conundrum of cat behavior! π± Is it a daring leap of faith like a first cat life, or a reckless daredevil act like a ninth cat life? The line between curiosity and catastrophe is as thin as a hairball on a tightrope! π " -
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"Sounds like this salsa class had less salsa and more drama! πΆοΈ No chips, no dips, just awkward dance moves and grabby weirdos – what a recipe for an adventure! ππΊ Maybe next time bring your own snacks and teach them some salsa etiquette too! πββοΈπ" -
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Me: "I should treat myself to something."
Bank account: "Dream on."πΈπ Looks like my bank account is the ultimate dream crusher. Oh well, who needs money when you have dreams, right? π #TreatYourselfDilemma
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Commentary:
"Dear diary, sure hope you're not feeling neglected from all my talk! π Maybe you enjoy some quality 'me time' when I'm not around. π€ Don't worry, I promise to spare you the dramaβ¦ unless we're writing a bestseller together! ποΈπ " -
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"Whenever I'm having a rough day at work, I just remember that at least I'm not risking my taste buds for the emperor's questionable culinary choices! π€’π΄ #GratefulForMyJob" -
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"Facial recognition technology is keeping up with us during those 'I woke up like this' moments ππ€ #SelfieStruggles"
Top Funny Myself Quotes π₯
- If you tell me to make myself at home, I’m going to ask you to leave.
- Checked myself, but unfortunately, after I wrecked myself.
- People tell me to just be myself like that would be a good thing.
- I heard a mouse yesterday. So now I loudly announce myself whenever I enter a dark room. In case youβre wondering how brave I am.
- I donβt weigh myself because most scales donβt know how heavy all the grudges Iβm holding onto are.
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