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If Shakespeare were being born today, he’d be “Shaxxespyr.”
Fun fact: If Celine Dion sang only the vowels in her name, it would be the lyrics to Old McDonalds Farm.
Bob is my nickname. Robert is my nicholasname.
There’s someone in our team who behaves horribly to me and whenever I have to type his name, I’ve taken to using a slightly smaller font size than for everyone else’s.
Signatures are so unserious, just “pinky promise” for adults. Write your name in a silly little way on this very important piece of paper so we that we can send you to jail if you do anything wrong.

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4 months ago
Share →: Savannah is one of the only girl’s names that’s also a significant “biome”.

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"Savannah: where the name is as wild and vast as the actual biome itself! 🌿🦒 Just remember not to confuse a girl named Savannah with the grassy plains of Africa 🤪 #NameAndNature"
4 months ago
Share →: Gonorrhea would’ve been a great name for diarrhea medicine.

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"Whoever missed the opportunity to name diarrhea medicine 'Gonorrhea' must've been too busy laughing! 💩😂 Sometimes a missed chance is a real, uh, relief! 😉"
4 months ago
Share →: I’m at that age where someone can call me the wrong name and I’m just like “whatever, I’ll be Dan for a minute”.

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When life gives you the wrong name, just roll with it like a boss. 💁‍♂️ "Call me Dan, call me Fran, call me Stan – I'll answer to anything for the sake of a good laugh!" 😂 #IdentityCrisisInStyle
5 months ago
Share →: The only function of a middle name is so a child can assess how much danger they’re in.

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Middle names: the ultimate danger gauge for parents. 🚨 One moment you're "John Michael" and the next you're "John Christopher" – that means you're in BIG trouble! 😂 It's like a secret code that only moms and dads can decipher. 👀 #MiddleNameMysteries
5 months ago
Share →: I would like you to meet my significant other. Her name is Cheese.

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Introducing the newest member of the dairy dating scene – Cheese! 🧀🧀 They say you are what you eat, and I guess this person really takes their love for cheese to the next level! 😄 Say cheese, and let the gouda times roll! 📸 #CheeseLove
5 months ago
Share →: If your name is “Guy”, you have lazy parents.

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Oh, poor GUY! Maybe his parents took the easy way out when it came to naming him 😄🤷‍♂️ Well, at least he's not named "Sue" like in that Johnny Cash song! #BlameTheParents 😂🙈
5 months ago
Share →: My signature move is forgetting someone’s name 2 seconds after they tell me.

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"Introducing the master of memory lapses and forgetting names faster than a squirrel on caffeine! 🤷‍♂️💥 Say hello to the Forget-Me-Not King/Queen! 🤣👑 #NameGameStrong"
5 months ago
Share →: It’s just a matter of time until they add “syndrome” after my name.

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"Looks like our friend here is actively collecting enough quirks to build their own syndrome! 🤪 Watch out, world – the 'Accidental Delight Syndrome' is coming soon! 😂👀"
5 months ago
Share →: I want my name to come up when you go to confession.

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"Making sure even the priest remembers you in prayer 🙏😇! Because a little fame never hurt, right? 😂 #confessiongoals"
5 months ago
Share →: The name Ella is short for Mozzarella.

Commentary:
"Did you know that the name Ella is actually short for Mozzarella? 🧀🧀 Sounds cheesy, but it definitely has a nice ring to it! 😆 #SayCheese #EllaMozzarella"