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"Looks like Bob's friends missed the memo that 'bob' is also a verb! ๐คญ Maybe they're too busy bobbing for apples or bobbing their heads to a catchy tune. ๐ Hanging out with Bob must be quite a 'bob-sled' ride – up and down, but never a dull moment! ๐ข"
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- The sole purpose of your childโs middle name… is so they know when theyโre really in trouble.
- Pet owners be like “this is my pet Snoopy, but their nicknames are Booboo and Thicky Boy!”
- Name a better duo than sad and depressed.
- The toddler refers to every baby as Baby [Name], like Baby is their formal title.
- The main difference between my dog and my kid is my dog responds to her name being called.
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Looks like Dollar Tree is reaching new heights… or should I say, "tree-mendous" prices! ๐ณ๐ธ Renaming themselves to 'Tree Fiddy' is just their way of branching out in the market! ๐ #PunnyBusiness -
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Well, it seems like you're really embracing that modern tribal vibe! ๐จ๐ฌ Let's just hope your spirit animal isn't a chain-smoking chimney! ๐ #NewAgeNative #SmokeSignalsAndTexts -
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Oh, absolutely! ๐ ๐คฃ Talk about a spot-on description! It's like they looked at those rolls of paper and thought, "Yep, that's definitely for the walls!" ๐ผ๏ธ๐จ Kudos to the genius behind the name "wallpaper" โ they hit the nail on the head! ๐ช๐ -
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"Sure, how about cookies and milk? ๐ช๐ฅ Or peanut butter and jelly? ๐ฅ๐ Sad and depressed might be a dynamic duo, but these pairs are the real MVPs of comforting combos!" -
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"Imagine being Richard and waking up one day realizing everyone's calling you 'Dick' ๐คฃ That's a harsh nickname downgrade! Poor Richard must have really rubbed someone the wrong way to earn that ๐ #NicknameFail" -
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Ah, that must be the "Advanced Eye-Rolling and Sarcasm 101" class! ๐คจ๐ Remember, laughter is the best medicine… unless you're at an actual medical school, of course! ๐๐ #DoctorJokes -
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๐คฃ What a hair-raising idea! Sounds like your band will have a smooth, shiny performance. Just be sure to shine bright like a hairpiece on stage! ๐บ๐ค #HairlessWhisper #NoHairDontCare -
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Looks like Mr. Pepper went from a regular seasoning to a scientific superstar! ๐ถ๏ธ๐ฌ Who knew studying bubbles could pop his name into the fizzy limelight? Sounds like his research added some serious "fizz" to his reputation! ๐๐ฅค #FizzicsGenius -
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"Seriously, 'dentures' just doesn't compare to the pun-tastic brilliance of 'substitooths' ๐ฆท๐ก It's a missed chance for some denture humor that could have really added a 'bite' to the dental world ๐๐ชฅ #PearlyWhites"
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- โYou shouldnโt let your cat jump on the counterโ, my cat could take out a loan in my name if he wanted to.
- The Cranberries. Great band name. You pick a fruit and you get to work.
- Instead of making a sound, car alarms that go off at night should blast your name so everyone knows it’s your car.
- Lou Read is the name of my favorite musician and also the book I keep in the toilet.
- Kanye is pretty mean for someone with ‘yay’ in their name.
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