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I love to sleep, I wish I could get paid to sleep.

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The miracle of DoorDash is that I just pick up my phone, punch a few things into it, and within half an hour I have, at my door, a $52 salad.

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The feminine urge to be the most feared witch in the village.

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Tattoo idea for men: spider webs in the corners of the receding hairline.

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I hope this email kills us both.

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Nothing you want to do has a timeline.

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Taking a guy from skinny jeans to linen trousers, that’s my way of giving back to society.

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I love tennis but never really been clear why they need a lifeguard.

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Why do I gotta dress for success? Maybe success could be the one who puts a little more into this relationship.

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Candy cigarettes really used to be a thing and we really bought them and walked around like we were smokers at the tender age of 6.

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A two-step guide to warning someone not to hit their head: 1. Wait until they’ve hit their head. 2. Say “Ooh, mind your head!”

Freshly posted on Facebook:

The cool side of the pillow just stole my boyfriend.

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I have a lot to offer! Most of it’s bad, but it’s still a lot.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Probably the worst thing about the death of print media is the devastating effect it’s having on the producers of traditional ransom notes.

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If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?

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Your Starbucks order leads me to believe that you’re very difficult to deal with.

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Nothing says sexy like a pair of sensible, silky polka dot PJs.

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A more accurate description would be ‘The Darker Web’.

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Silently hoping for a comet to strike, to get out of today’s responsibilities.

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Sometimes nature makes art, like trees, waterfalls, and the human butt.

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Polar lights: when the sky forgets it’s supposed to be boring.

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Cool things happen when you start hanging out outside a lot. Animals just appear and stuff.

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Animals are 15 minutes old and already know what to do.

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I see why history can repeat itself. People are really stupid.

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The streets are not for me. I belong in an enchanted forest, eating berries, and talking to my animal friends.

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The sound of rain outside when you’re in bed is elite.

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Befuddlingly, a palm tree won’t fit in your hand.

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I am like a wildflower, a quiet rebellion blooming through ruins and dust.

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Donuts are beautiful creatures, and they deserve their own week on the nature channels.

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Never wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.

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Christmas is coming and you’re not.

60 shares on Snapchat this month:

AI could never replace me, you can’t put this much self-loathing into a machine.

20 shares on Threads this month:

I feel like I’ve skipped the whole ‘go out and have fun’ stage and went straight to being an 80-year-old woman.

55 shares on Facebook this month:

How do I even know this guy is my “boss”? I’ve just been taking his word for it.

19 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Not to brag but I am evidence of things unseen.

95 shares on Pinterest this month:

Turning regret into ulcers since the day I was born.

18 shares on WeChat this month:

Using a remote to type on a keyboard on the TV is truly one of the worst human experiences that we endure.

84 shares on WeChat this month:

Much like an Olympic sprinter, I also load up on carbs, exert myself for roughly two minutes, and then quit for the rest of the day.

47 shares on YouTube this month:

I’m writing a parenting book called ‘Kids won’t listen until you scream like your mother did’.

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Sometimes a girl has to delete all the apps on her phone and not speak to anyone for a week to find true happiness.

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I can still drop it like it’s hot. It’s just a lot harder to pick it back up.

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Tired of being the responsible adult. When can I become the irresponsible adult?

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Valentine’s Day this week. If you have a crush on me we still have time to get cards and shave.

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I want to live in a world where TV sitcoms have catchy theme songs again.

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Sometimes you just need to eat shredded cheese straight out of the bag.

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The worst part about working from home is that your real husband is also your work husband.

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Don’t be ashamed of who you are, that is your parent’s job.

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As a man, it’s my job to mistake kindness for flirting.

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Whoever invented the “skip intro” button really understood humans.

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Had chicken and egg for dinner because I wanted to eat the whole family.

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“It’s been a long week!” Me, on a Tuesday.

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Twitter is Iike the smoking area for social media.

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I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin ME.

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My dream car is a taco truck.

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Be the nonsense you wish to see in the world.

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The new generation will never know what heartbreak feels like with wired headphones that have a loose connection.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Getting a key tattoo, but getting it covered up with a doormat tattoo, so no one ever finds it.

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Your twenties are for destroying and betraying yourself for nothing.

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You hit a couple of curbs, take out a trash can and all of a sudden it’s “you can’t drive”.

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