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When I was a kid, there were two ways to die, natural causes and talking back to your parents.

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Remember when the FBI would threaten you at the beginning of every VHS tape? That was pretty cool.

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I want my name to come up when you go to confession.

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If you say my name three times in the mirror, I show up and kiss you on the forehead.

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Now hush, Lil Labubu, don’t you cry, everything’s gonna be Dubai.

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Play the long game? You mean Monopoly?

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I’m at the age where I can remember things that never happened.

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Only money has the right to say “you’ll regret losing me”. The rest of you calm down.

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How did the person who invented the spelling of “banana” decide when to stop?

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I like when the rain is misty and you get to feel like a grocery store broccoli for a little while.

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It’s been so long since I had sex last, went jogging in flip flops just to remember the sound.

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I get unreasonably happy when a YouTube video has subtitles that aren’t auto-generated.

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Death doesn’t scare me, but a group of dogs fighting while I’m walking alone on the street does.

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I tried to embrace my flaws. They filed a restraining order.

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Even before the internet, I always had a little side chat going on in my head.

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The nice thing about getting older is that you don’t even have to be drunk to fall in the bushes.

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I just feel like we shouldn’t have a new year until we get this one right.

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Getting emotional thinking about everything SpongeBob has been through and his resilience despite it all.

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He’s a 10 but so is his volume.

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This Christmas, get her the gift that’ll last a lifetime. Give her a tortoise.

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Share →: Oh, to live in simpler times, when there was nothing to do but sit by the seashore and contemplate the miracle of existence.

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Imagine dolphins rolling their eyes as we contemplate existence! 🌊🐬🤔
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Share →: Be the spooky thing in the woods that you wish to see in the world.

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Channeling my inner forest ghost: hauntingly fabulous and slightly lost. 🌲👻✨
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Share →: Sometimes nature makes art, like trees, waterfalls, and the human butt.

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When Mother Nature was sculpting, she really hit 'bottom' with a masterpiece! 🍑😂🌲💦
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Share →: Polar lights: when the sky forgets it’s supposed to be boring.

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Looks like the sky hit *party mode*! 🌌🎉
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Share →: Cool things happen when you start hanging out outside a lot. Animals just appear and stuff.

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Sounds like my social life—suddenly I'm surrounded by squirrels instead of humans! 🐿️🌳😄
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Share →: Animals are 15 minutes old and already know what to do.

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Meanwhile, I'm still wondering if I should have breakfast for dinner 🥞🤔 #FiguringLifeOut
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Share →: I see why history can repeat itself. People are really stupid.

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And here I thought déjà vu was just for sci-fi movies! 🤦‍♂️🔄📜
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Share →: The streets are not for me. I belong in an enchanted forest, eating berries, and talking to my animal friends.

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Trading traffic lights for fairy lights sounds like a magical upgrade! 🐿️🧚‍♂️🍓
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Share →: The sound of rain outside when you’re in bed is elite.

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Rain's amazing soundtrack is the universe's way of telling you to hit the snooze button one more time! 🌧️😴🎶
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Share →: Befuddlingly, a palm tree won’t fit in your hand.

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Attempting to shake hands with a palm tree is an ambitious endeavor! 🌴🤝🤣

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Relationship status: he escaped.

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I’m not shaking hands anymore. You may bow or kneel down.

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Sorry, I just saw your text from last night. Are you guys still at the restaurant?

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l identify as a Christmas tree. Lit on the outside, dead on the inside.

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When you want to key his car, but he doesn’t have one, so you bend his bus pass.

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Ok, hear me out: a reality show where billionaire CEOs have to live off of their lowest-paid employees’ salaries for a month.

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The Bachelor is like “Meet Savannah from Brooklyn, Madison from Savannah, Brooklyn from Madison”

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The hard part about dating is finding someone who’s mentally ill enough to understand you, but not mentally ill enough to ruin your life.

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As an outsider, what’s your view on intelligence?

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I want Wolverine claws. Not for violence or anything. I want them for easing my way through reality. Like opening an Amazon package.

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I yelled at my cat and the other cats yelled at me. Like wow, okay, pay my mortgage then.

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When I was a kid there were two sure ways to die, natural causes and talking back to your parents.

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So I used to wonder about people that paid a fortune for those little bottles of Evian water, until I read it backwards.

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If you’re having trouble finding the match to one of your socks, throw it away and the missing one will immediately show up. Follow me for more life hacks.

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Buying books and reading them are actually two entirely different hobbies.

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Experts say that human interaction is important for brain health but I’m willing to risk it.

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When fireworks were invented, it was ‘hisssss’ to ‘wheeeee’ in the making.

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People argue with me more in my head than they do in real life.

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If an alien is 60 million light years away and is watching us through a telescope, it will see dinosaurs.

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No, no, I’m listening, it just takes me some time to process so much stupidity all at once.

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Cheating on a partner should affect your credit score.

Reverse cowgirl so he doesn’t see the double chin.

The only way to forget the mistakes you made in the past is to make even bigger and graver mistakes in the present.

So many true crime podcasts are just like “a young woman went missing, the police took a week to respond, she was last seen with a man the community call Creepy Steve, he has never been questioned”

Hairless cats look like the devil screwed up a possession.

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Looking to sell my DeLorean. Great shape, low mileage. Only driven from time to time.

Job interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Me: I would say my biggest weakness is listening.

They should invent a January that doesn’t drain your will to live.

Hannibal Lecter didn’t have to be a serial killer, he was scary enough as a foodie.

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I’m the product of too much television and zero supervision.

Wow, pretty rude for people to exist who are younger and hotter than me, but OK.

The concept of dominant hands is hilarious to me. That one of our hands is just like, “No, I’m not helping.”

Reverse cowgirl so he doesn’t see the double chin.

The Slow and the Furious: me navigating a shopping cart through a grocery store filled with morons.

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Due to personal reasons, I’ll be turning you into a poem.

Nike: Just Do It! Me: I don’t want to.

It’s strange that we say time is a great healer when it kills 100% of people.

If you ask him what he admires most about a woman and he says brains, you’ve got yourself a zombie.

My mouth moves faster than my survival instincts.

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