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Funny nature quotes offer a delightful way to see the natural world through a humorous lens. πŸŒ³πŸ˜‚ From playful observations about wildlife to witty remarks on the quirks of outdoor adventures, these quotes celebrate nature with a laugh. Embrace the lighter side of the great outdoors and enjoy a smile with your next stroll through the wilderness! πŸŒ³πŸ˜‚

A bird just flew into our glass door. Π†t’s not dead. Just really embarrassed.

2 months ago

It’s messed up how us humans have to obey all these laws while bears get to eat whoever they want.

2 months ago

I’d trust a groundhog over a weatherman any day.

3 months ago

They say every snowflake is different, as if someone actually checked them.

3 months ago

I only go for nature walks with people I can outrun.

3 months ago

Due to financial reasons, I will now be performing photosynthesis.

3 months ago

It’s crazy windy today. Trash is blowing everywhere, so watch out for your ex.

3 months ago

Spiders are the only web developers who love finding bugs.

3 months ago

I’ve skipped midlife crisis and gone straight to birdwatching.

3 months ago

Her heart is a combination of wildflowers and wildfires, delicate, yet so fierce.

3 months ago

You could go camping or you could stay at home, not shower, leave dirt on the floor and let some squirrels in.

3 months ago

If you collect the crumbs from one Nature Valley granola bar, you can make three more granola bars.

3 months ago

Normalize arguing with plants who refuse to stay alive.

3 months ago

She is both the storm and the shelter.

3 months ago

Female breasts are nature’s anti-stress balls. The irony is that they are connected to the biggest stress-inducing device.

3 months ago

Born to be a frolicker of the forest, forced to be a cog in the machine.

3 months ago

I told the trees what you did. Be wary when you enter the forest next.

3 months ago

Clearing her mind with a brisk walk along the foggy shoreline.

3 months ago

Edging my house plants by putting them next to the window when it rains.

3 months ago

If I’m ever found dead in the woods, it’s probably because I was trying to pet a bear.

3 months ago