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111 Funny nature quotes

Funny nature quotes offer a delightful way to see the natural world through a humorous lens. 🌳😂 From playful observations about wildlife to witty remarks on the quirks of outdoor adventures, these quotes celebrate nature with a laugh. Embrace the lighter side of the great outdoors and enjoy a smile with your next stroll through the wilderness! 🌳😂

When you see a squirrel, you’re bound to say, “Awww, a squirrel!”

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Guns N’ Roses: “Welcome to the jungle!” The jungle: “No more humans, please!”

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I’ve broken all my New Year’s Resolutions so now I’m moving on to laws of nature.

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You live in a great city when you get pooped on by a seagull instead of a pigeon.

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If snails are so slow, why don’t we ever see them coming? It’s just BAM, there’s a snail.

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I appreciate the sun for always moving in the sky in a predictable way but I also respect the moon for just kind of doing whatever.

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I admire the audacity of beavers, they just move to a new area and say “screw the neighbors, imma put a lake here”.

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When I was a child, my social network was called ‘outside’.

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Wolves are just dogs that nobody has called a “good boy” yet.

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Even worse than the buzzing of the mosquitoes is the moment when it suddenly stops.

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Squirrels get most of their energy from chewing on powerlines, that acorn thing is just for show.

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Back in the good old days, we didn’t have to trim our toenails, they just got wore down naturally from running from dinosaurs.

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This summer I’m going cicada mode: emerging briefly from my house and being really loud until I find a mate.

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One of the most amazing things in nature is that the basketball hoop is the perfect size to fit a basketball through.

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One of the top features of squirrels, for me, has got to be that squirreliness.

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Tornados are just a bunch of ghosts fighting over a cow.

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So I think the mammals have now ravaged this planet long enough. It’s time for the reptiles to take over again.

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Are you stupid, sand? You could just lay here forever on this beautiful beach, but no, you have to try with all you’ve got, to get into my shoes.

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Phew, I thought the weather was broken because there was this weird yellow thing in the sky. But all’s well, it’s raining again.

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I get it cicadas, I’m ready to scream for six weeks too.

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