Funny nervous quotes

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  5 days ago

  Share →: First World War. Kind of nervous.

  Commentary:
  I hope they had a solid WiFi signal in the trenches to Google "how to win a war" 📡🔍💣

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I found a box of VHS tapes. I’m a bit nervous about the one that has the label torn off.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the mystery tape: it's either a home movie, a forgotten blockbuster, or an intimate encounter with 'The Blob'! 📼🤔🍿"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I bought a calming tea but the smell and taste is making me nervous.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the irony! The tea that was supposed to calm your nerves is now causing havoc instead! 🍵😬 Maybe it's a mislabeled 'Excitement Tea'? 🤔 Time to switch to a new brand before your nerves go on a rollercoaster ride! 🎢😆"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I don’t have a nervous system, I am a nervous system.

  Commentary:
  Well, that quote sure gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "nervous wreck"! Looks like someone doesn't just have nerves of steel, they are pure nerves! Talk about being in touch with your feelings – every nerve of them, to be exact!

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Going to a concert with a tomato in each hand just to make the band nervous.

  Commentary:
  🍅🎸 "When life gives you tomatoes, go rock out! Nothing says 'party' quite like confusing the band and tickling your taste buds at the same time. 🤘🍅 Who needs maracas when you've got fresh produce? Keep the musicians on their toes and your snacks conveniently close by. Tomatoes are truly the unsung heroes of the concert scene!" 🍅🎶

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Tall people make me nervous. What the hell are you doing up there? Stop eating the leaves off that tree.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone is feeling small in the presence of giants! 🌳 Maybe they're just trying to get a better view of life… or they were just really hungry! 🦒 Just be sure to stay out of reach if they start munching on your houseplants! 🌿

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  6 months ago

  Share →: “You look nervous” Thanks, I’ve been practicing my whole life.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the art of looking nervously composed! 🙃 It's all about mastering the fine balance between jittery energy and subtle panic 😉. It's a skill honed to perfection through years of fidgeting and overthinking! 💁‍♂️ #NervousPro"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’m nervous that my diet pill will stick in my throat, so I usually eat a few cookies after to help push it down.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic 'cookie chaser' diet technique – because nothing says 'healthy lifestyle' like using dessert to swallow your diet pill 🍪💊 Hopefully the cookies don't cancel out the pill! 😅"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I think nervous flatulence would be helpful if you were ever kidnapped.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, yes, the ol' 'fart your way to freedom' strategy, a true gas-powered escape plan! 🌬️💨 Just imagine the looks on your kidnappers' faces as they realize they've underestimated the power of nervous flatulence! 💨😂 Remember, when in doubt, let it out! #FlatulenceForFreedom"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Аbsolutely crazy to thіnk that Leonardo DіCaprіo’s future gіrlfrіend іs currently nervous for her fіrst day of kіndergarten.

  Commentary:
  🤣💔 Ah, the future Mrs. DiCaprio starting kindergarten! That's some serious relationship goals right there. Imagine her nervously trading crayons with other kids, hoping that Leo will notice her finger-painting skills. Leonardo better start practicing his ABCs to keep up with her! 🎨💑

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