17 Funny nervous quotes

• Never going into a job interview nervous again, because, wow, it is literally a free invitation to talk about how amazing I am.

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  5 hours ago

  again, am, amazing, free, going, growth, humor, i, interview, invitation, job, job interview, literally, motivation, nervous, nervousness, never, personal, personal growth, public, public speaking, self-confidence, self-praise, speaking, talk

• I deserve a love so pure that my nervous system can finally rest.

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  9 hours ago

  deserve, i, love, nervous, nervous system, pure, purity, relationship, rest, self-worth, system

• I want to make you say, “Oh God,” in a way that makes God nervous.

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  14 hours ago

  expression, flirtation, God, humor, i, nervous, oh, say, surprise, want

• I’ve been asked to join a swingers club, but I’m a little nervous. What if I’m not good enough? I haven’t been on a swing since I was 9.

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  2 months ago

  9, anxiety, asked, childhood, club, enough, good, humor, i, join, joke, little, nervous, situation, social, social situation, swing, swingers, swingers club

• Laying in bed with the nervous system of someone going to war.

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  2 months ago

  anxiety, bed, going, laying, nervous, nervous system, sleeplessness, someone, stress, system, tension, war

• Pretty messed up that my body, a chemistry lab made of meat, simply chooses to make me feel a little bit nervous for no reason.

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  2 months ago

  anxiety, biology, bit, body, chemistry, chemistry lab, emotion, feel, feeling, human, lab, little, me, meat, nervous, pretty, reason, simply

• Legend says that when you’re overwhelmed and on the edge of a nervous breakdown, a small child will appear and tell you that you made their sandwich wrong.

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  2 months ago

  appear, breakdown, child, edge, humor, legend, mistake, nervous, nervous breakdown, overwhelmed, parenting, sandwich, small, stress, tell, wrong

• First World War. Kind of nervous.

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  2 months ago

  first world war, history, humor, joke, kind, nervous, war, world

• I found a box of VHS tapes. I’m a bit nervous about the one that has the label torn off.

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  2 months ago

  bit, box, curiosity, found, home, home video, humor, i, label, mystery, nervous, nostalgia, retro, tape, torn, torn label, VHS, VHS tape, video

• I bought a calming tea but the smell and taste is making me nervous.

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  2 months ago

  beverage, calming, humor, i, irony, making, me, nervous, relaxation, smell, taste, tea

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