15 Funny nervous quotes — Wordgag ツ

Never going into a job interview nervous again, because, wow, it is literally a free invitation to talk about how amazing I am.

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I deserve a love so pure that my nervous system can finally rest.

2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

I want to make you say, “Oh God,” in a way that makes God nervous.

4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

Pretty messed up that my body, a chemistry lab made of meat, simply chooses to make me feel a little bit nervous for no reason.

2 months ago2 months ago

Legend says that when you’re overwhelmed and on the edge of a nervous breakdown, a small child will appear and tell you that you made their sandwich wrong.

2 months ago2 months ago

First World War. Kind of nervous.

2 months ago2 months ago

I found a box of VHS tapes. I’m a bit nervous about the one that has the label torn off.

3 months ago3 months ago

I bought a calming tea but the smell and taste is making me nervous.

4 months ago

I don’t have a nervous system, I am a nervous system.

6 months ago

Going to a concert with a tomato in each hand just to make the band nervous.

Feb 28, 2025Feb 28, 2025

Tall people make me nervous. What the hell are you doing up there? Stop eating the leaves off that tree.

Jan 25, 2025

“You look nervous” Thanks, I’ve been practicing my whole life.

Jan 23, 2025

I’m nervous that my diet pill will stick in my throat, so I usually eat a few cookies after to help push it down.

Jan 23, 2025

I think nervous flatulence would be helpful if you were ever kidnapped.

Jan 22, 2025

Аbsolutely crazy to thіnk that Leonardo DіCaprіo’s future gіrlfrіend іs currently nervous for her fіrst day of kіndergarten.

Jan 20, 2025