Funny quotes nervous

Funny nervous quotes

I don’t have a nervous system, I am a nervous system.

I don’t have a nervous system, I am a nervous system.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

Going to a concert with a tomato in each hand just to make the band nervous.

Going to a concert with a tomato in each hand just to make the band nervous.

Funny Quotes Feb 28, 2025

Tall people make me nervous. What the hell are you doing up there? Stop eating the leaves off that tree.

Tall people make me nervous. What the hell are you doing up there? Stop eating the leaves off that tree.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

“You look nervous” Thanks, I’ve been practicing my whole life.

“You look nervous” Thanks, I’ve been practicing my whole life.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

I'm nervous that my diet pill will stick in my throat, so I usually eat a few cookies after to help push it down.

I’m nervous that my diet pill will stick in my throat, so I usually eat a few cookies after to help push it down.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

I think nervous flatulence would be helpful if you were ever kidnapped.

I think nervous flatulence would be helpful if you were ever kidnapped.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

Аbsolutely crazy to thіnk that Leonardo DіCaprіo’s future gіrlfrіend іs currently nervous for her fіrst day of kіndergarten.

Аbsolutely crazy to thіnk that Leonardo DіCaprіo’s future gіrlfrіend іs currently nervous for her fіrst day of kіndergarten.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

I bought a calming tea but the smell and taste is making me nervous.

I bought a calming tea but the smell and taste is making me nervous.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025