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Chugging a woman’s entire drink at the bar and then saying “you’re safe, there is nothing in your drink.”

3 months ago

Nothing more humbling than being at a karaoke birthday party with a bunch of singers.

3 months ago

Follow me on Instagram if you want to see me post absolutely nothing for weeks.

3 months ago

If you ever need nothing, I’m here for you.

3 months ago

Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years. Lesson learned.

3 months ago

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.

3 months ago

Drinking at home is convenient, sure, but it’s nothing like the experience of leaving the pub feeling fifty bucks lighter.

3 months ago

My grandmother is a shining example of how you can live until 90 years of age, sustained by nothing but spite and biscuits.

3 months ago

I need a reasonable job. Something like $3,000 an hour. Nothing too wild.

3 months ago

If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

3 months ago

I just finally discovered what’s wrong with my brain: on the left side there is nothing right and on the right side, there is nothing left.

3 months ago

The only way the climate is going to change is if it first admits it has a problem, there’s really nothing we can do.

3 months ago