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No haunted houses for me this year. If I wanna be frightened, I’ll just look at my 401k.

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I heard you like bad girls. Well, I’m bad. At everything.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has bookmarked:

The theory that two stacked beds can’t be converted into two regular beds has been debunked.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has shared:

If David Bowie taught us anything, it’s that being a little weird is better than being forgettable.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has downloaded:

Oh, that gap on my resume is from when I was the architect of my own hell.

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The sun is so successful because it has the perfect bedtime and morning routines.

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Dogs have two jobs: calm their humans when they are stressed. Stress their humans when they are calm.

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Spotted on Twitch:

I’m not even doomscrolling anymore; I’m just regular scrolling, and everything’s doomed.

Going viral on Discord:

Shout out to all you people out there who get asked if you’re okay a lot even though that’s the only facial expression you have.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

“Please feel free to ignore this email!” Way ahead of you, buddy.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

Being abducted by aliens could be just the vacation I need right now.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Being in love will have you put your pride aside and go to places you never thought you would, like New Jersey.

Going bananas on TikTok:

My couch better stop looking at me like that, it knows exactly what it’s doing.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Babe, are you OK? You’ve barely touched your unread books.

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Funny online communication quotes

Funny online communication quotes 😂💬 bring a hilarious twist to our digital convos! Whether it’s awkward autocorrect fails, emoji mix-ups, or quirky chat surprises, these witty lines capture the chaos of texting and typing in the virtual world 🌐📱. Ready to LOL at the wild side of online chats? Let’s dive into the funniest takes on how we connect, one message at a time! 🎉🤣

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I love replying to people within seconds. Hello. I am here. Always.

1 month ago
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There should be a withering shamrock emoji so that people can express misfortune or Irish grief.

1 month ago
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Just say ‘lol’ and move on.

1 month ago
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The best part about getting added to a group chat is leaving two weeks later.

1 month ago
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No place in this world is as dark as my archived chats on WhatsApp.

1 month ago
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I love how you get on Twitter, and all your thoughts are already in someone else’s tweet.

2 months ago
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I respectfully ignore DMs because I promise you, I am not your soulmate.

4 months ago
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Someone from 🇳🇪 has downloaded:

If I were Noah, I’d bring three of every animal just to create some drama.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has viewed:

‘I have a ripe avocado at home’ is my favorite excuse for cancelling plans.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has downloaded:

That “never again” talk with yourself after a certain experience is always funny.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has downloaded:

Welcome to your 40s: that “teenager”over there is actually 27.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has downloaded:

I’m sorry I said “I look forward to working with you” during our wedding vows.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has copied:

You just can’t live a full life on an empty stomach.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has viewed:

Hairless cats look like the devil screwed up a possession.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via X:

I accidentally messed up my life. How do I start a new account?

Seen just now on Telegram:

College core: you sit in the class for attendance, then go home and teach yourself.

Live now on YouTube:

Taking Adderall before going to lay on the beach so I can focus more on having a good time.

Seen just now on TikTok:

My favorite sex position is any of them. I’m just glad to be involved.

Just shared via X:

Sticking googly eyes on a potato and introducing him to everyone as my new boyfriend.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

I read all your bumper stickers and now we’re both stupid.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

The first time you forgive out of love. The second time out of hope and the third time out of stupidity.

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