Facebook should just go back to being Hot or Not dot com.

Facebook should just go back to being Hot or Not dot com.

Commentary:
Ah, yes, a blast from the past! 🌟🔥 Bringing back the digital nostalgia with a modern twist – "Hot or Not: Social Media Edition" starring your mom's latest casserole and your cousin's 50th cat photo. Facebook, are you up for the challenge? 😉🔥 #RetroTechRevival

The internet is fun because you can post about mayonnaise and somehow end up in a fight.

The internet is fun because you can post about mayonnaise and somehow end up in a fight.

Commentary:
Oh, the wonders of the internet! 🌐 Posting about mayonnaise and accidentally stumbling into a heated debate is like a modern-day adventure in the digital world. 🥪🥊 Who knew condiments could be so controversial? Just another day in the wild world of online interactions! 🤣 #MayoWars #InternetFun

Learning to be Alpha from YouTube.

Learning to be Alpha from YouTube.

Commentary:
"Ah yes, the ultimate crash course in alpha-ness: mastering the art of assertiveness and dominance with just a few clicks and a sprinkle of buffering ⚔️🎥 Who needs real-life experience when you have YouTube tutorials, right?"

Twitter is basically everyone’s therapist’s couch.

Twitter is basically everyone’s therapist’s couch.

Commentary:
"Twitter: where we overshare our deepest thoughts to strangers, hoping for some virtual therapy sessions 🛋️💬 #TherapyTweeting"

We are both insane on the web, I think we can make it work.

We are both insane on the web, I think we can make it work.

Commentary:
"Who says insanity can't be romantic? 💻🤪 Let's navigate the tangled web of love together! 🕸️😂"

Twitter is fun because you can tweet about hashbrowns and someone will say you are responsible for genocide.

Twitter is fun because you can tweet about hashbrowns and someone will say you are responsible for genocide.

Commentary:
Ah, the delightful chaos of Twitter – a space where hashbrowns and genocide somehow share the same spotlight 🥔💬 It's like navigating a wild jungle of opinions, where one minute you're discussing breakfast foods, and the next, you're being accused of world domination. Twitter truly is a magical place where the absurd and the serious collide in a whirlwind of hashtags and heated debates!

A dating app that matches people by the conspiracy theories they are interested in.

A dating app that matches people by the conspiracy theories they are interested in.

Commentary:
"Finally, find your perfect match and conspira-'see' together on a whole new level! 👁️🔍 Who knew uncovering the truth could be so romantic? Swipe right for chemtrails, left for lizard people! 🦎💕 #TrueLoveOrIlluminati"

Nothing is more awkward than trying to tell an online joke to offline people.

Nothing is more awkward than trying to tell an online joke to offline people.

Commentary:
"Attempting to drop online humor bombs on offline folks is like offering a floppy disk at an iPhone convention 🤷‍♂️. It's a comedy interweb hiccup in an analog world! 📶🌐 #LostInTranslation"

Just say 'lol' and move on.

Just say ‘lol’ and move on.

Commentary:
"Ah, the universal remedy for all online blunders – just sprinkle some 'lol' and watch the awkwardness dissipate into cyberspace oblivion! 😂💻👋 #LifeHack"

Santa doesn’t check the naughty list anymore, he just checks social media.

Santa doesn’t check the naughty list anymore, he just checks social media.

Commentary:
Oh, Santa has upgraded to social media surveillance 🎅📱! Keeping tabs on who's been naughty or nice through Instagram filters and Twitter threads.📸🎄 Let's hope he doesn't get distracted by cat videos or TikTok challenges! 😂🎅📲 #SantaStalkingOnline