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6 months ago
Share →: You could go camping or you could stay at home, not shower, leave dirt on the floor and let some squirrels in.

Commentary:
"Why go camping when you can have a wild adventure right at home? Embrace the chaos, be one with nature and let the squirrels in for ultimate indoor camping experience! 🏕️🐿️ #HomeIsWhereTheSquirrelsAre"
6 months ago
Share →: Stop bringing shitty Bluetooth speakers on hikes. No one came to the woods to hear you listen to Katy Perry.

Commentary:
"Leave those subpar speakers at home, you're not hosting a forest dance party! 🎵🌲 Let nature's playlist take the lead – the birds and the breeze have got Katy Perry beat any day! 🐦💨 #NatureSoundsBetter"
6 months ago
Share →: When gearing up for a mountain climbing adventure it is important to remember to no.

Commentary:
"Remember folks, the key to successful mountain climbing is knowing when to…uhm…wait, what was it again? 🤔 Looks like we missed the crucial part of the advice, but hey, who needs complete sentences when you've got a sense of adventure and a good pair of hiking boots? 🏔️😄 #LostInTranslation"
6 months ago
Share →: Pro Tip: Never make snow angels in a dog park.

Commentary:
"Pro Tip: Unless you want your snow angel to have a 'special' aroma… 🐶❄️ Just saying! 😂 #NotTheBestIdea"
6 months ago
Share →: Ugh, he wants to go hiking as a first date, just like Hitler.

Commentary:
"Who knew hiking could be so controversial 😂⛰️ Don't worry, there are plenty of other dictators out there with alternative date plans! 🏞️ #SwipeLeft"
6 months ago
Share →: Camping? No, thank you. If I wanted to sleep outside, I wouldn’t pay my mortgage.

Commentary:
"Who needs camping when you have a cozy mortgage to keep you sheltered and warm? 💁‍♂️🏡 #IndoorisLife"
6 months ago
Share →: If you apply enough sunscreen, the rain simply rolls off.

Commentary:
"Who needs an umbrella when you've got SPF armor? 🌞☔️ Rain, rain, go away, sunscreen is here to stay! 💪😎"
6 months ago
Share →: I’m glad it’s not snowing. I can’t imagine shoveling snow in this heat.

Commentary:
"Who needs a winter wonderland when you're already melting in the summer sun? ☀️ Thankfully, snow shoveling can wait… at least until it's cooler than the surface of the sun! 🥵❄️"
6 months ago
Share →: Painted a big H in my garden to see if I can trap a helicopter. Wish me luck!

Commentary:
🚁🪰 "When life gives you a garden and a whimsical dream, why not give helicopter trapping a gleam? Wishing you all the luck in the world, may your 'H' stand for 'Hover' and not 'Hilarious!' 🪂🪶"
6 months ago
Share →: Me gasping and flipping off the vultures as they circle above the running track.

Commentary:
When life feels like a chaotic race and the vultures of stress and worries start circling above, just remember to channel your inner champion ➡️🦅 Give ‘em a gasp and a sassy flip-off like a true track star, and sprint towards that finish line with style! 🏃‍♂️🖕 #TrackAndFieldDrama