Brother: What are you bringing to Thanksgiving dinner? Me: Wine and unresolved issues. They pair nicely.
I made some bad choices in life, but I never bought a pair of Crocs. Commentary:At least my feet have standards, even if my life decisions don’t 👞😂
You get your hands on a real serious pair of scissors and wonder what the hell they were doing with the regular ones. Commentary:When you level up from Fisher-Price to Edward Scissorhands! ✂️😂✂️
My husband told me that he used my sock trick on a recent trip, so he wouldn’t lose any. Reader, my “sock trick” is rolling matching pairs together. Commentary:So your husband cracked the mysterious 'sock code'? Next he'll invent the wheel! 🧦🔄😂