32 Funny panic quotes

• Totally forgot my demands now that I’ve strapped this ticking bomb to my chest.

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  6 days ago

  anxiety, bomb, chest, demand, forgot, humor, panic, strapped, stress, ticking, ticking bomb

• Unmarried in your 30s should honestly be rebranded as – ‘Congrats, you didn’t pick the wrong person out of panic’.

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  6 days ago

  30s, compliment, congrats, dating, decision making, humor, panic, person, pick, relationship, should, unmarried, wrong

• I always figure it out on my own, I just need to panic first.

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  6 days ago

  always, anxiety, figure, humor, i, just, need, own, panic, problem, problem-solving, self-reliance, solving, stress

• Nonchalant men are not for me. I want mine to have a panic attack if we’re not talking.

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  7 days ago

  attack, communication, emotional, emotional intensity, i, intensity, man, me, men, mine, nonchalant, nonchalant man, panic, panic attack, relationship, talking, want

• Sundays are weird. You want to relax, but your brain’s like, “Shouldn’t you be panicking about something?”

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  7 days ago

  anxiety, brain, brains, humor, panic, relax, something, stress, Sunday, want, weekend, weird

• Googling what ASAP means, and having a panic attack.

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  1 week ago

  ASAP, attack, confusion, Googling, having, internet, internet search, means, misunderstanding, panic, panic attack, search, stress, urgency

• “AI is coming for your job.” Yeah, I’d like to see AI drink 11 coffees, then have a panic attack.

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  1 week ago

  AI, attack, caffeine, coffee, coming, drink, human, human reaction, humor, ID, job, panic, panic attack, reaction, stress, technology, workplace

• I wonder if my bank account thinks about me and has panic attacks.

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  1 week ago

  account, anxiety, attack, bank, bank account, financial, financial stress, humor, i, me, money, panic, panic attack, personification, stress, wonder

• I woke up from a deep sleep in a panic thinking I was late for work. Thankfully, I was already there.

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  1 week ago

  alarm, confusion, deep, humor, i, late, morning, panic, relief, sleep, thinking, wake, wake up, woke, work

• With me, it isn’t Netflix & chill. It’s Prime & panic.

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  1 week ago

  anxiety, chill, date, entertainment, humor, me, Netflix, panic, prime, streaming

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