40 Funny pay quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You couldn’t pay me to do this year again.

  Commentary:
  "2020: The year that left us all screaming 'no refunds!' 💸🙅‍♂️ Here's to hoping that 2021 comes with a better script and a much happier ending! 🎬😅 #YearToForget"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I am in favor of equal pay for men on OnlyFans.

  Commentary:
  "Finally, a cause that everyone can get behind! It's time for men to shine just as brightly… and lucratively 😏💸 #EqualityForAll #EqualityInEveryFan"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: November should have one more day. Just because to me November 31st sounds real. And also I don’t want to pay rent tomorrow.

  Commentary:
  “November 31st – the day when procrastination meets wishful thinking and rent remains unpaid! 🤣 Who needs an extra day in November just to avoid those pesky bills? 🗓️💸 #November31stLogic”

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you stand too close to me in the check out line, you may as well pay for my stuff while you’re breathing down my neck.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the invisible force field of personal space in the check out line! 🙅‍♂️🛒 Just remember, if you cozy up too close, you might end up involuntarily sponsoring someone's grocery run! 😂💸 #NeedMySpace

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I don’t understand why my husband has to pay for a UFC fight when he could just throw one piece of candy on the floor in front of our kids.

  Commentary:
  Well, why pay for a UFC fight when you can witness an epic battle for free right at home? 🍭💪 Kids vs Candy – the showdown of the century! Who needs Pay-Per-View when you have sweets hitting the floor like a cage match! 🔔🍬 #ParentingStruggles

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Tonight, my poor liver has to pay again for what went wrong during the week.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone's liver is the designated scapegoat for the weekend shenanigans! 🍻🤢 Here's to hoping it forgives you before Monday rolls around! 😂 #WeekendWarrior"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I don’t wanna party like it’s 1999, I want to pay my bills like it’s 1999.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs to party like it's 1999 when you can pay bills like it's 1999? 💸💃 Priorities, people! Let's bring back the simpler times of dial-up internet and frosted tips while we adult like it's 1999! 📠💰"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: We need a streaming service that’s only ads. No shows, just commercials. They pay us $15 a month.

  Commentary:
  "Introducing the all-new 'AdTube' – because who needs plot twists when you can have product placements? 💸📺 #CashingInOnCommercials"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You want me to pay attention to the details? The thing the devil is in?

  Commentary:
  "Oh, so you're saying I should watch out for devilish details? 👀👹 Well, I do have a way of turning a blind eye to those pesky little buggers. Ignorance is bliss, right? 😅🔍 #DetailsSchmetails"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Folks, please have more respect for people with glasses. Because they pay money to see you.

  Commentary:
  "Let's show some love for our bespectacled buddies! Remember, they've got a front-row seat to all the action and they ain't afraid to use it! 🤓💸 #FourEyesForTheWin"

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