60 Funny pizza quotes

• I never sit around waiting for anyone except for the pizza delivery guy.

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  delivery, food, guy, humor, i, never, pizza, priorities, sit, waiting

• One day you’re 18 eating pizza for every lunch, then suddenly you’re 30 and eating salad with celery and kale juice.

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  30, adulthood, age, celery, day, diet, eating, food, humor, kale, lunch, pizza, salad

• I bought all this healthy food at the grocery store today and now I’m trying to decide if I want Chinese food or pizza delivered for dinner tonight.

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  dinner, food, health, night, pizza

• It’s funny how people without pizzas in their hands actually think I’ll answer my door.

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  actually, answer, delivery, door, food, Funny, hands, humor, joke, people, pizza, think, visitor

• Sometimes I think the subway rat is doing better than me. He has a routine, a social circle, and knows where to find the best pizza.

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  best, better, circle, comparison, doing, food, humor, i, knows, life, me, pizza, rat, routine, social, social circle, sometimes, Subway, subway rat, think, urban, urban life, where

• Pizza crusts go uneaten, but people will devour an entire pan of breadsticks.

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  breadstick, comparison, crust, devour, eating, eating habit, food, food comparison, food preference, habit, humor, pan, people, pizza, preference

• The way I see it, eating chips while I wait for my pizza to arrive is no different than ordering a starter in a restaurant.

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  chip, chips, different, eating, food, humor, i, pizza, restaurant, snack, starter, wait, waiting, while

• If we were subway rats, I’d share my pizza crust with you.

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  crust, friendship, humor, ID, pizza, pizza crust, rat, share, sharing, Subway, subway rat

• If you ever feel like a failure, just remember, Domino’s tried to open pizza chains in Italy.

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  business, business failure, chain, Domino’s, ever, failure, feel, food, food industry, humor, industry, Italy, just, marketing, open, pizza, remember, tried

• Cancelling a date so I can order pizza and go to bed at 8:30 p.m.

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  bed, bedtime, canceling, canceling date, cancelling, care, date, early, early night, humor, i, night, order, pizza, relaxation, self, self-care

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