Funny poop quotes

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  1 month ago

  View →: If I were a bird, I know who I’d poop on.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I love dogs with human names because you get to say things like Bob pooped on the rug again.
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  5 months ago

  View →: They charge you for the groceries and then they charge you for the toilet paper when you turn the groceries into poop. Open your eyes!
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  5 months ago

  View →: Dear God, make me a bird so I can fly. Fly far, far away and also so I can poop on people.
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  5 months ago

  View →: There are drug-sniffing dogs, guide dogs, dogs that save lives. And then there’s my dog, who hits the lead when he poops.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Cats must think we’re so weird for constantly harvesting their poop.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I have now learned the moonwalk. It’s visually the coolest way to get fresh dog poop off the soles of your shoes.

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