Funny poop quotes

I love dogs with human names because you get to say things like Bob pooped on the rug again.

I love dogs with human names because you get to say things like Bob pooped on the rug again.

Funny Quotes Feb 4, 2025

They charge you for the groceries and then they charge you for the toilet paper when you turn the groceries into poop. Open your eyes!

They charge you for the groceries and then they charge you for the toilet paper when you turn the groceries into poop. Open your eyes!

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Dear God, make me a bird so I can fly. Fly far, far away and also so I can poop on people.

Dear God, make me a bird so I can fly. Fly far, far away and also so I can poop on people.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

There are drug-sniffing dogs, guide dogs, dogs that save lives. And then there's my dog, who hits the lead when he poops.

There are drug-sniffing dogs, guide dogs, dogs that save lives. And then there’s my dog, who hits the lead when he poops.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Cats must think we’re so weird for constantly harvesting their poop.

Cats must think we’re so weird for constantly harvesting their poop.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

I have now learned the moonwalk. It's visually the coolest way to get fresh dog poop off the soles of your shoes.

I have now learned the moonwalk. It’s visually the coolest way to get fresh dog poop off the soles of your shoes.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025