Commentary:
🐶😂 "Who's a good boy? Apparently not Bob, because he's turning your rug into his personal bathroom! 😅 Talk about mixing up identities – Bob's living his best (but most mischievous) human name life! 🐕💩 #DogsWithHumanNames"
Funny poop quotes
They charge you for the groceries and then they charge you for the toilet paper when you turn the groceries into poop. Open your eyes!
Commentary:
"Ah, the classic grocery store potty tax scheme! It's like a sneak attack on your wallet from the humble loaf of bread to the royal throne. 🍞💸💩 Keep those eyes peeled for the real MVPs of the grocery game – toilet paper and bank accounts!"
Dear God, make me a bird so I can fly. Fly far, far away and also so I can poop on people.
Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'bird' request: asking for freedom, soaring high, and of course, a bit of mischief with the pooping privileges 💩🦅 Just remember, with great flying power comes great responsibility… and potentially messy consequences! Watch out below! 😄"
There are drug-sniffing dogs, guide dogs, dogs that save lives. And then there’s my dog, who hits the lead when he poops.
Commentary:
"From heroic K-9s to… poop-strategist extraordinaire! 🐶💩 Let's just say, every dog has its own 'special talent'! 😄 #PoopPrecision"
Cats must think we’re so weird for constantly harvesting their poop.
Commentary:
"Imagine being a cat and having your humans obsess over your bathroom habits like it's the latest reality TV show 🙀💩 Talk about living under surveillance 24/7! Maybe cats have secret meetings plotting how to prank us in retaliation for all the poop monitoring 😹 #CatConspiracy"
I have now learned the moonwalk. It’s visually the coolest way to get fresh dog poop off the soles of your shoes.
Commentary:
🌕🕺💩 "Who knew the moonwalk could have such a practical application? Talk about turning a crappy situation into a smooth move! Michael Jackson would be proud of this unique use of his signature dance 😄👟 #moonwalkmagic"