Funny quotes poop

Funny poop quotes

I love dogs with human names because you get to say things like Bob pooped on the rug again.

2 months ago

They charge you for the groceries and then they charge you for the toilet paper when you turn the groceries into poop. Open your eyes!

3 months ago

Dear God, make me a bird so I can fly. Fly far, far away and also so I can poop on people.

3 months ago

There are drug-sniffing dogs, guide dogs, dogs that save lives. And then there’s my dog, who hits the lead when he poops.

3 months ago

Cats must think we’re so weird for constantly harvesting their poop.

3 months ago

I have now learned the moonwalk. It’s visually the coolest way to get fresh dog poop off the soles of your shoes.

3 months ago