13 Funny poop quotes

• Crazy how many organs in your body are dedicated to the poopification of dinner.

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  1 week ago

  body, crazy, digestion, dinner, humor, organ, organs, poop

• Few things in life are as disappointing as having to poop right after a shower.

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  4 weeks ago

  after, bathroom, disappointment, having, hygiene, life, poop, right, shower, things

• Every time a bird poops on my car, I eat a plate of wings on the front porch to show them what I’m capable of.

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  1 month ago

  animal, animal behavior, behavior, bird, capable, car, eat, eating, every, front, humor, i, plate, poop, poops, porch, revenge, show, time, wing, wings

• Everyone’s gangsta till you’re waiting on your dog to poop.

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  1 month ago

  animal, dog, gangsta, humor, patience, pet, poop, wait, waiting

• If I were a bird, I know who I’d poop on.

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  1 month ago

  bird, humor, i, ID, know, playful, poop, revenge, sarcasm

• I love dogs with human names because you get to say things like Bob pooped on the rug again.

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  1 month ago

  again, Bob, dogs, human, human names, humor, i, love, names, ownership, pet, pet ownership, poop, rug, say, things

• They charge you for the groceries and then they charge you for the toilet paper when you turn the groceries into poop. Open your eyes!

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  1 month ago

  charge, expenses, eyes, grocery, humor, money, observation, open, paper, poop, reality, toilet, toilet paper, turn

• Dear God, make me a bird so I can fly. Fly far, far away and also so I can poop on people.

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  1 month ago

  away, bird, fly, freedom, God, humor, i, me, people, poop, wish

• There are drug-sniffing dogs, guide dogs, dogs that save lives. And then there’s my dog, who hits the lead when he poops.

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  1 month ago

  behavior, dog, dogs, drug-sniffing, drug-sniffing dog, guide, guide dog, humor, life, pet, pet behavior, pets, poop, save

• Cats must think we’re so weird for constantly harvesting their poop.

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  1 month ago

  animal, animal behavior, behavior, cat, cats, funny observation, harvesting, humor, observation, pets, poop, think, weird

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