I can sing all the words to the intro song of DuckTales, what’s your flex?

When someone yells stop I don’t know whether it’s in the name of love, it’s Hammer time, or I should smell the flowers.

Netflix be like “we know exactly what movie you talkin’ ’bout but we ain’t got it lol”.

Іf Empire Strikes Back isn’t a Christmas movie, then why is there so much snow in it?

Whoever said having a crush is when you feel the most like Carrie Bradshaw was so real for that.

“I need a movie where the villain actually won!” Have you tried watching the news?

A frightening number of young people alive today don’t know about Knight Rider.

My milkshakes bring all the bots to the yard.

Kids today will never understand how many ninjas there were in the 1980s.

Y’all made fun of Plankton on Spongebob for dating a computer, and look at y’all now.

Aubrey Plaza is like an alien who went to earth to study us but accidentally got famous and can’t leave.

Guys, please stop wearing NASA shirts, I bet you can’t even name one of their songs.

I read that Miley Cyrus will be starring in a remake of Silence of the Lambs. She’ll be playing Hannibal Montannibal.

I’ve faced more peer pressure to watch certain TV shows than to do drugs.

I wonder what John Connor thinks now that everyone is embracing AI.

I’d like to thank the municipal snow plow for recreating the wall from Game of Thrones at the end of my driveway.

The most realistic scene in Star Wars was when Darth Vader lost his cool during a staff meeting and used the force to choke a coworker.

Captain America taught me that I just need to take performance enhancing drugs to be loved by everyone.

Where did you come from, Where did you go, Where did you come from, Pokémon Go.

They should have made a pool raft that looked like a broken door when Titanic was in theaters. I bet it would have sold millions.

Yoda, seeing himself in 4K: HDMI

When I say I like when older men tell me what to do, I am talking about Yoda and his teachings.

Frodo is a beautiful name for a boy. Has a ring to it.

It’s amazing how so many people can rave about Star Wars or Star Trek and at the same time make sure that the only realistic future prospect is Mad Max.

Due to unfortunate circumstances, things are no longer fergalicious nor bootylicious.