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Someone from 🇵🇬 has viewed:

Some people don’t have a permanent handwriting. It depends on their mood and the pen they use.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has bookmarked:

Getting mad at your hair is a whole different kind of angry.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has downloaded:

Salary week, but salary weak.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has shared:

Telling an introvert to go to a party is like telling a saint to go to Hell.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has shared:

Before you beef with me, just know I’m deeply malicious to my core once upset.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has viewed:

The more I practice, the luckier I get.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has copied:

Now hush, Lil Labubu, don’t you cry, everything’s gonna be Dubai.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has downloaded:

Dogs can’t talk and everyone loves them. Coincidence? I think not.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has viewed:

Guy who normally applauds when the plane lands right before the pilot crashes it: “Boo!”

Someone from 🇯🇵 has bookmarked:

Parents become grandparents and lose all their senses. All of a sudden, they got McDonald’s money now.

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Trending via Discord:

Returned my 3D printer, but not before making a 3D printer with it.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Girlhood is sitting down in a boiling hot shower instead of dealing with life.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Anyone who deals with customers on a professional basis should be allowed to hand out one face slap per day.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

You may find my attraction to Goofy weird, but I don’t give a hyuck.

Seen just now on TikTok:

I’m at an age where I don’t have to go anywhere and I still have jet lag.

Live now on Telegram:

Being a woman is wild. I just cried, cleaned the house, had a snack, had a bath, and now I’m fine.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Hey! Remember in the first grade when we were all just chilling and then some kid would throw up out of nowhere?

Shared recently on X:

Leaving my apartment for two weeks, but leaving a single cup in the sink as a gesture to continuity upon my return.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

My worst fear is looking out my window at night, and someone looking right at me.

Spotted on Slack:

When I die, I hope it’s early in the morning, so I don’t have to go to work that day for no reason.

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61 shares on Pinterest this month:

Sometimes I wonder what happened to the people who asked me for directions.

69 shares on Instagram this month:

Boxes of pasta don’t need a plastic window. I believe pasta is in the box.

73 shares on Slack this month:

Printers and computers treat each other like they broke up the night before, and you’re their mutual friend.

53 shares on Messenger this month:

Gimme fuel, gimme fire, gimme casual attire.

48 shares on Instagram this month:

Me and my boys are broke, so we take turns taking pictures of one iced matcha.

15 shares on LinkedIn this month:

It’s with a heavy heart and a deep sadness that I have to announce that I’m at work.

40 shares on Messenger this month:

Microdosing bungee jumping by bending over to pick up a hair tie.

59 shares on Discord this month:

That pile of clothes on my bed, seems to have strange powers and gets higher on its own.

29 shares on Threads this month:

At least life has music.

64 shares on Twitch this month:

My parents think they know me.

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Hot Jokes 💥

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Getting excited to go to bed is a different level of adulting.

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I feel for my kids, who had to take in the groceries and put them away today. They may never recover from this traumatic experience.

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Welcome to your 40’s: oh you like surprises? here’s another chin. Surprise!

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I’m cosplaying as a functional adult again.

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You’re in his DMs, I’m outside his window with a JBL speaker streaming Taylor Swift.

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I don’t think either person should pay for the first date. It should be on the house.

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When I was a little kid, I used to think, “This little pig went to market,” meant it was going shopping!

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Just stay single, y’all… I’m here apologizing for taking a nap.

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Stopping a complete stranger on the street and saying, “Let’s end this little charade.”

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If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇹🇲 has copied:

If cartoons have taught us anything, it’s the uselessness of little umbrellas when plummeting from a cliff.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has viewed:

Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you’re drunk.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has copied:

Architects should try and design a house with no yelling.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has copied:

And today, just like every day, I learned something new . . . but I’m old, so I forgot what it was already.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has downloaded:

Everyone is all “love is patient” during the wedding, but when there’s a long line for the open bar, not so much.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has shared:

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they’re the ones who can sign you into a home.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has downloaded:

Sometimes I apologize to my car when I hit a pothole.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has viewed:

The goal is to make your therapist cry.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has shared:

Two bros having a conversation in the 1700s like “omg, we should totally start a pamphlet”

Someone from 🇨🇭 has shared:

I hate how everything is organic now. I miss chemicals.

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on Messenger:

One thing I hate more than a liar is a liar that thinks I’m dumb.

Live now on TikTok:

Technology has really helped me waste my time efficiently.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I am crumbling under the tyranny of constantly needing to ‘Create an Account’.

Making waves on WeChat:

A little time spent not acting your age is never a bad thing.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

Putting mental health before my education is a good idea until it affects my education, which affects my mental health, which affects my education.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Stop asking a clown why he keeps acting like a clown, ask yourself why you keep going to the circus.

Trending via WhatsApp:

I’ve cut my fingernails too short and now I can’t open my shower gel. What’s the point of being well-groomed if I can’t smell like mangos?

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Nothing betrays your age more than the slang you won’t let go of.

Spotted on Telegram:

Jesus died for your sins. If you don’t sin then he died for nothing!

Just landed via Facebook:

My husband is trying to convince me that we’re in a situationship. “The situation is that we live in the same house and love each other.”

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