Funny prince quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Tried online dating, and it turns out my soulmate is a Nigerian prince who needs my bank details to escape his kingdom.

  Commentary:
  "Guess true love really *is* priceless—or at least requires a 6-digit PIN! 👑💌💸"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: You are never too old to achieve your dreams. Prince Charles had to wait 73 years.

  Commentary:
  "Age is just a number, folks! 👴🏼👑 Prince Charles proves that dreams don't have an expiry date, they just mature like fine wine. 🍷 Keep dreaming, keep believing, and who knows, maybe one day you'll also be ruling a kingdom in your golden years! 🤣🌟"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m only here while I wait for that Nigerian prince to follow through on his end of the bargain.

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Getting left on read really gives me perspective on what Nigerian princes go through.

  Commentary:
  "Getting left on read is like waiting for a royal response from a Nigerian prince… except you're neither getting a fortune nor a crown 👑🤷‍♂️ #RoyalGhosting"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The best proof that fairy tales are fictional is the fact that the prince is always an intelligent and handsome single man.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, fairy tales… where princes are always the epitome of perfection – intelligent, charming, and conveniently single! 🤴🏼✨ Forget happily ever after, I'm still waiting for my fairy godmother to conjure up such a prince in real life! 😄🌟"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sometime you meet such a prince that you’d rather marry the horse.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old dilemma of choosing between a charming prince and a majestic horse! 🐴🤴 Who knew equine companions could be such fierce competition in the quest for true love? Perhaps it's time for a royal horse wedding! 🐎💍👑"

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