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Patience and forbearance are those qualities you develop when there are too many witnesses.

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Imagine if spiders giggled when they ran away from us.

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I don’t understand people who don’t have kids. Imagine having absolutely nobody to blame when you’re late.

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My housemates are convinced our house is haunted. I’ve lived here for 274 years and not noticed anything strange.

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Do you all introverts ever open a text and think, ‘I’ll reply when I have the energy,’ and then it’s three weeks, and you have to live with the guilt of being a horrible friend.

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This gratitude journal looks a lot like a grocery list.

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Why is being alive so expensive? I’m not even having a good time.

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I hope “be the light you want to see in the world” doesn’t refer to Molotov Cocktails.

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I’m not super into getting older but I do like how nobody asks me to help them move anymore.

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Way too many low IQ conspiracy theories floating around. Give me high IQ conspiracy theories.

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They should make a drug that recreates the feeling of having your number called earlier than expected.

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Sometimes the whole point of going out is to then really savor coming back home.

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Running to the boarding gate is my favorite workout.

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This is my emotional support online shopping cart.

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Let’s take a family trip in this beautiful weather so the kids can complain about family, trips, and beautiful weather that has no wifi.

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Oh, gross. I didn’t know there was protein in this powder. I was only drinking it for the lead.

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I would be very interested to hear from someone who is ILLEGALLY blind.

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The 69 obsession turning into 67 is a recession indicator.

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Anyone know which wine pairs well with societal collapse?

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The possibility of monsters residing underneath your bed is negated when the mattress is positioned on the floor.

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12 shares on Twitch this month:

Okay, this integrity isn’t going to compromise itself.

49 shares on Snapchat this month:

I often message people with the weird idea that they’ll message me back.

84 shares on WeChat this month:

Legend says that when you’re overwhelmed and on the edge of a nervous breakdown, a small child will appear and tell you that you made their sandwich wrong.

51 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I’m not tispy. I’m merry.

39 shares on Discord this month:

Why do we call it tuna fish? Is there any other tuna out there that’s not a fish?

69 shares on WhatsApp this month:

When the exam is so hard that you look out the window to appreciate nature.

52 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I was disappointed to learn today that my request for a sabbatical was rejected. Apparently that’s “not how marriage works.”

64 shares on Snapchat this month:

I have this ability where I can look at someone’s profile picture and determine whether they are evil or not.

85 shares on YouTube this month:

Why can’t Chinese restaurants chop the broccoli in their dishes? I feel like I’m trying to fit an entire bonsai tree into my mouth.

30 shares on Snapchat this month:

You should be allowed to call out of work if you have a really bad nightmare.

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Unless I say otherwise, I am always tired.

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Sledding is the best! (until you have to walk back up the hill)

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Lasagna has never broken my heart. Just saying.

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I think more people would actually heal from their trauma if they got revenge.

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Cracking the ice cubes out probably feels so good for the ice tray.

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Don’t be coming into my house and causing big spikes of cortisol.

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I don’t freak out until I see the Buddhists freaking out.

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I can already feel that the day is going to seize me instead of the other way around.

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August is technically summer, but spiritually fall.

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I think that McDonalds is putting an unhealthy amount of lettuce in the Big Macs these days.

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My childhood led me to believe that as an adult I’d have to contend with truth serum, lava, quicksand, trap doors, and secret passageways. So far it’s mostly been weight gain and existential dread.

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November is for turtlenecks and depression.

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Sitting in a room with my husband and kids… Suddenly I realize everyone here has been in my vagina. Wow.

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Somebody should tell James Cameron the world doesn’t need any more frigging Avatar movies.

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I hate when I turn off my brights for an incoming vehicle and then realize it’s a Cybertruck.

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Roses are red. Pizza sauce is too. I ordered a large. And none of it’s for you.

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Every time a bird poops on my car, I eat a plate of wings on the front porch to show them what I’m capable of.

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Perfume is designed to be an invisible accessory. It’s not designed to instantly kill the canary when you entered the room.

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Wrapping gifts on the floor after 50: 1% holiday spirit, 99% figuring out how to stand up without calling for help.

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Rescuing a cute dog and teaching it how to drive me home from the pub.

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It’s a beautiful day to ignore your existing problems and create new ones.

Unfortunately, a great many problems in life can be solved by just being hotter.

Every day is leg day when you’re running from your problems.

All of humanity’s problems stem from man’s inability to sit quietly in a room alone.

The 80s were wild, man. You had bands naming themselves after predatory cats with hearing problems.

I don’t run from my problems. I sit on my couch, play on my phone, and ignore them like all other adults.

I won’t bore you with my problems because all of my problems are fascinating.

My new pajamas have no pockets. I don’t want to hear your problems.

Telling your parents about your problems is like trying to put out a fire with gasoline.

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