39 Funny problems quotes

Robot bartender rips me in half after listening to my problems for over an hour.

Robot bartender rips me in half after listening to my problems for over an hour.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Insomniacs who are not afraid of the dark have nighty-night problems but the pitch ain’t one.

Insomniacs who are not afraid of the dark have nighty-night problems but the pitch ain’t one.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Basically a lot of my problems boil down to me being really bad at waking up, and also really bad at going to sleep.

Basically a lot of my problems boil down to me being really bad at waking up, and also really bad at going to sleep.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

I try to shoot all of my garbage into outer space, but usually it just lands in my neighbor’s backyard.

I try to shoot all of my garbage into outer space, but usually it just lands in my neighbor’s backyard.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

I'll be honest. I can't solve your problems. What I can do is create new, bigger problems that will make your current problems seem quaint by comparison.

I’ll be honest. I can’t solve your problems. What I can do is create new, bigger problems that will make your current problems seem quaint by comparison.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Of course I do cardio. It’s called running from my problems.

Of course I do cardio. It’s called running from my problems.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

If you ever see me running, it’s either away from my problems or towards an ice cream van.

If you ever see me running, it’s either away from my problems or towards an ice cream van.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

My bear’s diarrhea problems are really starting to worry me. The vet says he’s getting better but he’s not out of the woods yet.

My bear’s diarrhea problems are really starting to worry me. The vet says he’s getting better but he’s not out of the woods yet.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

"We will go ahead and make these changes if we don't hear from you before Friday" is such an elegant way to solve problems.

“We will go ahead and make these changes if we don’t hear from you before Friday” is such an elegant way to solve problems.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

After being raised on Disney movies, I’m very disappointed how few adult problems can be solved by a good song and dance.

After being raised on Disney movies, I’m very disappointed how few adult problems can be solved by a good song and dance.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025