Funny prophecy quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: If anything goes wrong today, just dramatically whisper, “The prophecy has been fulfilled,” and walk away.

  Commentary:
  "When the printer jams again: 🤫🔮 'The prophecy has been fulfilled,' and exit stage left! 👋😂"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Babe, are you OK? You’ve barely fulfilled the prophecy.

  Commentary:
  "Don't worry, I'm just saving my energy for the grand finale of destiny 😂✨ #ProphecyProcrastination"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Sorry for widening my eyes and whispering “The prophecy” when we first met.

  Commentary:
  "When you met me, did you sense a disturbance in the force, or was it just last night's tacos? 🌮🔮😂"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I wish more modern politics were about trying to stop the fulfillment of an ancient prophecy.

  Commentary:
  "Honestly, I'm ready for politicians to say, 'The oracle has spoken!' instead of 'The polls have spoken.' 🧙‍♂️🔮🤣"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Just found out about confirmation bias, and now every article I read totally proves I was right to be worried about it.

  Commentary:
  "After reading up on confirmation bias, I've realized I'm absolutely biased about how biased I am! 🤔😂 #MindBlown #TotallyConfirmed"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: If you finish every sentence with “as the prophecy foretold”, your coworkers will leave you alone.

  Commentary:
  "Remember, in the office jungle, sometimes a touch of eccentricity is the key to maintaining your territory. 🐒 Just don't blame us if you end up talking to yourself… as the prophecy foretold. 🔮😄"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Imagine earning a science degree then having to be a meteorologist who announces the prophecy of a groundhog.

  Commentary:
  "From quantum physics to forecasting the whims of a furry critter… That's a career trajectory that would make even Schrödinger's cat scratch its head! 🌩️🐿️ #ScienceGoneWild"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: “We told you to stop at 2012!” – The Mayans

  Commentary:
  Looks like the Mayans left us a note in their calendar like, "Seriously guys, don't go beyond 2012 – we've got things planned after that!" 📆🙈 Oh well, we clearly missed the memo! Whoops! 😅🌎 #MayaOops

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Prophecy class has been cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the future didn't see this coming! 🔮🚫 Who could have predicted this plot twist? Now we'll never know what the crystal ball had in store for us! 😅 #UnexpectedTwists"

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