Funny prophecy quotes

• Sorry, I had to cancel plans. The prophecy said so.

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  3 days ago

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• If anything goes wrong today, just dramatically whisper, “The prophecy has been fulfilled,” and walk away.

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  2 months ago

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• Babe, are you OK? You’ve barely fulfilled the prophecy.

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  2 months ago

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• Sorry for widening my eyes and whispering “The prophecy” when we first met.

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  2 months ago

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• I wish more modern politics were about trying to stop the fulfillment of an ancient prophecy.

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  2 months ago

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• Just found out about confirmation bias, and now every article I read totally proves I was right to be worried about it.

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  2 months ago

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• If you finish every sentence with “as the prophecy foretold”, your coworkers will leave you alone.

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  2 months ago

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• Imagine earning a science degree then having to be a meteorologist who announces the prophecy of a groundhog.

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  2 months ago

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• “We told you to stop at 2012!” – The Mayans

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  2 months ago

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• Prophecy class has been cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.

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  2 months ago

  cancelled, circumstances, class, education, humor, irony, prophecy, unexpected, unforeseen

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