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Funny prophecy quotes bring a hilarious twist to predictions about the future 🔮😂 Whether it’s ancient seers or modern-day mystics, these witty sayings mix mystery with humor, making you chuckle while pondering what lies ahead 🤣✨ Ready to laugh at what the stars might have in store? Dive into these playful prophecies that prove the future doesn’t have to be so serious! 🌟😜

If anything goes wrong today, just dramatically whisper, “The prophecy has been fulfilled,” and walk away.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Babe, are you OK? You’ve barely fulfilled the prophecy.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Sorry for widening my eyes and whispering “The prophecy” when we first met.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

I wish more modern politics were about trying to stop the fulfillment of an ancient prophecy.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Just found out about confirmation bias, and now every article I read totally proves I was right to be worried about it.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

If you finish every sentence with “as the prophecy foretold”, your coworkers will leave you alone.

Posted onMar 20, 2025Mar 20, 2025

Imagine earning a science degree then having to be a meteorologist who announces the prophecy of a groundhog.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

“We told you to stop at 2012!” – The Mayans

Posted onJan 24, 2025

Prophecy class has been cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.

Posted onJan 20, 2025

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