Funny quotes psychology

11 Funny psychology quotes

Rorschach tests are like so easy. Everything’s either a demon or a butterfly and it’s up to you to decide.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

You can tell a lot about someone by the stuff you make up in your head about them.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I’ve noticed the best way to get somebody’s attention is to not want it anymore.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Having a nicotine addiction is basically just adding a new base layer to Maslow’s hierarchy for no reason.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Please don’t buy my book on reverse psychology.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

The female brain works like the internet. You can delete something, but it’s never really gone.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

People drive you insane and then say “see, I told you that you’re insane.”

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Seriously, how sexy was Freud’s mom?

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

I took a test to see if I have multiple personalities. I scored 100%, 92% and 88%.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

I don’t weigh myself because most scales don’t know how heavy all the grudges I’m holding onto are.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

Cursing after hitting oneself can reduce the pain by up to 50%.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025