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The female brain works like the internet. You can delete something, but it’s never really gone.
I’ve noticed the best way to get somebody’s attention is to not want it anymore.
Really wanted to be a therapist until I read some of your guys’ posts and problems, and I want nothing to do with that mess.
I am writing a book about reverse psychology. Please don’t buy it.
Have you guys heard of recency bias? I hadn’t, but now I’m seeing it literally everywhere. Must be a big deal.

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3 weeks ago
Share →: Really wanted to be a therapist until I read some of your guys’ posts and problems, and I want nothing to do with that mess.

Commentary:
"😂 Just realized my calling might be therapist avoidance instead! 🏃‍♂️💨 #EmotionalEscapeArtist"
4 weeks ago
Share →: I am writing a book about reverse psychology. Please don’t buy it.

Commentary:
"Finally, a book I definitely *won't* put on my shelf. 😂📚 #ReversePsychologyWin"
1 month ago
Share →: Just found out about confirmation bias, and now every article I read totally proves I was right to be worried about it.

Commentary:
"After reading up on confirmation bias, I've realized I'm absolutely biased about how biased I am! 🤔😂 #MindBlown #TotallyConfirmed"
1 month ago
Share →: Have you guys heard of recency bias? I hadn’t, but now I’m seeing it literally everywhere. Must be a big deal.

Commentary:
"Recency bias? Never heard of it until today, and now it's all I can think about! 😂🧠🔄 Must be trending like yesterday's leftovers! 🍕📈"
2 months ago
Share →: Cursing after hitting oneself can reduce the pain by up to 50%.

Commentary:
Well, well, well, looks like we've finally found the magical spell to ease our troubles! 🧙‍♂️🎩 Who would have thought that a sprinkle of swear words could be the ultimate pain reliever? Now, excuse me while I practice my newfound potion-making skills next time I stub my toe! 🤬🧙‍♀️💫
5 months ago
Share →: Rorschach tests are like so easy. Everything’s either a demon or a butterfly and it’s up to you to decide.

Commentary:
"Ah, the simplicity of Rorschach tests – where everything is either a demon or a butterfly, because, you know, life is just that black and white! 🦋👹 It's like staring into a kaleidoscope of possibilities where your psyche gets to play 'spot the butterfly' or 'dodge the demon.' 🤔💭 Just another day in the whimsical world of ink blots and mind games!"
5 months ago
Share →: You can tell a lot about someone by the stuff you make up in your head about them.

Commentary:
"Ah, the wonderful world of assumptions – where we become expert storytellers about people we barely know! 🤔💭 Remember, just because you've crafted a masterpiece in your mind, doesn't make it true! 🎭😄"
5 months ago
Share →: I’ve noticed the best way to get somebody’s attention is to not want it anymore.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'reverse psychology' technique at its finest! It's like saying, 'I don't need your attention… but if you were to give it, that would be totally fine too.' 😉 Don't mind me, just casually walking away while secretly hoping you'll chase after me. 🚶‍♂️💨"
5 months ago
Share →: Having a nicotine addiction is basically just adding a new base layer to Maslow’s hierarchy for no reason.

Commentary:
"Ah, the modern-day struggle – striving for self-actualisation, yet bogged down by the pesky need to feed the nicotine beast at the bottom of the pyramid 🚬😆. Maslow didn't account for this bonus level of cravings and withdrawals!"
5 months ago
Share →: Please don’t buy my book on reverse psychology.

Commentary:
Oh, don't even think about getting my book on reverse psychology! 📚🙅‍♂️ I mean, seriously, who would want to read a book that they're explicitly being told not to buy? The irony levels are off the charts with this one! Just kidding, but seriously, don't buy it! 😉