Funny quotes psychology

11 Funny psychology quotes

Rorschach tests are like so easy. Everything’s either a demon or a butterfly and it’s up to you to decide.

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You can tell a lot about someone by the stuff you make up in your head about them.

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I’ve noticed the best way to get somebody’s attention is to not want it anymore.

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Having a nicotine addiction is basically just adding a new base layer to Maslow’s hierarchy for no reason.

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Please don’t buy my book on reverse psychology.

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The female brain works like the internet. You can delete something, but it’s never really gone.

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People drive you insane and then say “see, I told you that you’re insane.”

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Seriously, how sexy was Freud’s mom?

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I took a test to see if I have multiple personalities. I scored 100%, 92% and 88%.

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I don’t weigh myself because most scales don’t know how heavy all the grudges I’m holding onto are.

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Cursing after hitting oneself can reduce the pain by up to 50%.

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