17 Funny psychology quotes

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  4 days ago

  Share →: Just learned in psychology that when a man goes to sleep first, it’s because he’s comfortable around you and wants you to go through his phone.

  Commentary:
  "Guess he trusts me more than his phone's passcode! 😴🔐📱"

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  1 week ago

  Share →: I wanted to study psychology, but I have more potential as a patient, to be honest.

  Commentary:
  Guess I missed my calling as a professional couch tester 😂🛋️🧠

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Really wanted to be a therapist until I read some of your guys’ posts and problems, and I want nothing to do with that mess.

  Commentary:
  "😂 Just realized my calling might be therapist avoidance instead! 🏃‍♂️💨 #EmotionalEscapeArtist"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I am writing a book about reverse psychology. Please don’t buy it.

  Commentary:
  "Finally, a book I definitely *won't* put on my shelf. 😂📚 #ReversePsychologyWin"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Just found out about confirmation bias, and now every article I read totally proves I was right to be worried about it.

  Commentary:
  "After reading up on confirmation bias, I've realized I'm absolutely biased about how biased I am! 🤔😂 #MindBlown #TotallyConfirmed"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Have you guys heard of recency bias? I hadn’t, but now I’m seeing it literally everywhere. Must be a big deal.

  Commentary:
  "Recency bias? Never heard of it until today, and now it's all I can think about! 😂🧠🔄 Must be trending like yesterday's leftovers! 🍕📈"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Cursing after hitting oneself can reduce the pain by up to 50%.

  Commentary:
  Well, well, well, looks like we've finally found the magical spell to ease our troubles! 🧙‍♂️🎩 Who would have thought that a sprinkle of swear words could be the ultimate pain reliever? Now, excuse me while I practice my newfound potion-making skills next time I stub my toe! 🤬🧙‍♀️💫

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Rorschach tests are like so easy. Everything’s either a demon or a butterfly and it’s up to you to decide.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the simplicity of Rorschach tests – where everything is either a demon or a butterfly, because, you know, life is just that black and white! 🦋👹 It's like staring into a kaleidoscope of possibilities where your psyche gets to play 'spot the butterfly' or 'dodge the demon.' 🤔💭 Just another day in the whimsical world of ink blots and mind games!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: You can tell a lot about someone by the stuff you make up in your head about them.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the wonderful world of assumptions – where we become expert storytellers about people we barely know! 🤔💭 Remember, just because you've crafted a masterpiece in your mind, doesn't make it true! 🎭😄"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’ve noticed the best way to get somebody’s attention is to not want it anymore.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic 'reverse psychology' technique at its finest! It's like saying, 'I don't need your attention… but if you were to give it, that would be totally fine too.' 😉 Don't mind me, just casually walking away while secretly hoping you'll chase after me. 🚶‍♂️💨"

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