27 Funny psychology quotes

• Therapists probably have to struggle so hard not to ask to see pictures of the people their clients are obsessing over.

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  2 weeks ago

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• Somewhere, a therapist you never met knows about you.

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  3 weeks ago

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• My psych professor asked if we’d heard of Pavlov. I said, “It rings a bell.” No one laughed; I’m too witty for this class.

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  2 months ago

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• Stay humble and play dumb. People reveal who they truly are when they think they are smarter than you.

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  2 months ago

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• Therapy only works if you have a lower IQ than the therapist.

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  2 months ago

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• Just learned in psychology that when a man goes to sleep first, it’s because he’s comfortable around you and wants you to go through his phone.

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  2 months ago

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• I wanted to study psychology, but I have more potential as a patient, to be honest.

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  2 months ago

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• The worst person you know is studying psychology.

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  2 months ago

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• Really wanted to be a therapist until I read some of your guys’ posts and problems, and I want nothing to do with that mess.

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  2 months ago

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• I am writing a book about reverse psychology. Please don’t buy it.

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  2 months ago

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