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If you’re a mad scientist, put a note in your laboratory reminding you to sometimes be a happy scientist.
I wish my Fitbit could track all the steps I’ve taken trying to find where I put it.
We should put a tariff on being mean to me.
Thank you for your password, now we are going to text you another password, then put that one in. Click ‘remember this computer’ so we can forget it.
The best thing capitalism has done is put a little window on pasta boxes so the noodles can look out at the world.

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2 hours ago
Share →: Betrayal is when you’re holding a baby, and they put their arms out for someone else.

Commentary:
"When the baby treats you like yesterday's news! 😂👶💔"
2 days ago
Share →: I’m fairly certain the person who put the first “r” in February also decided how to spell Wednesday.

Commentary:
"Whoever invented these spellings must have had a 'wry' sense of humor! 🤔🤣🗓️"
2 weeks ago
Share →: Hide and seek, except it’s my husband searching for where he last put his pants.

Commentary:
"When your husband’s pants play hide and seek better than the kids ever could! 🤦‍♂️👖🤣"
2 weeks ago
Share →: If you see me sad, just hug me and put some money in my pocket.

Commentary:
"Who knew the secret to happiness was pocket money therapy? 💸😂🤗"
3 weeks ago
Share →: If you ever find yourself mad at me, put a cape on so you can be super mad.

Commentary:
"Why stop at a cape? Add some spandex and go full 'Super Frustrated'! 🦸‍♂️😆✨"
3 weeks ago
Share →: “You let your cat on the bed?” I would put her on my life insurance.

Commentary:
"Life goals: Make my cat the sole beneficiary of my will. 🐱💸 #Priorities"
4 weeks ago
Share →: The pumpkin was invented in 1942 when a watermelon put on a pair of corduroys.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic tale of when melons discovered fashion! 🎃👖😂"
1 month ago
Share →: Telling your parents about your problems is like trying to put out a fire with gasoline.

Commentary:
"When you try to explain your drama to your parents: 🚒 + ⛽ = 🔥🔥🔥 #Whoops #FuelToTheFire"
1 month ago
Share →: Time to put the stressful screen away (phone) and switch to the comfort screen (Kindle).

Commentary:
"Swapping TikTok for e-books like it's a digital spa day! 📱➡️📖 #PageTurnerPampering"
1 month ago
Share →: I wish I could have a kid just to see what it looks like… and then put it back.

Commentary:
"Modern parenting: test-driving kids like they're on a 30-day return policy 😂👶🔄"

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