205 Funny put quotes

• I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. I can put off multiple things at once.

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  29 minutes ago

  distraction, humor, i, management, multi-tasking, multitasking, procrastinator, put, put off, things, time, time management

• I put the “pro” in procrastinate.

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  2 hours ago

  humor, i, laziness, pro, procrastinate, productivity, put, self-deprecation, wit

• I never feel more alone than when I’m trying to put sunscreen on my back.

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  3 hours ago

  alone, back, funny moment, humor, i, moment, put, self-care, skincare, struggle, summer, sunscreen, trying

• Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow just as well.

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  4 hours ago

  day, delay, humor, irony, just, motivation, procrastination, productivity, put, tomorrow, well

• Pro tip: When you sign up for anything online, put the website’s name as your middle name. Now, when you receive spam, you will know who sold your data.

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  4 hours ago

  anything, data, data sale, data tracking, email, email spam, internet, internet security, know, middle, middle name, name, online, online signup, privacy, pro, pro-tip, put, sale, security, sign, signup, sold, spam, tip, tracking, website, website name, websites

• The most difficult thing you’ll do as a parent is not rearrange the ornaments after the kids put them on the tree.

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  7 hours ago

  challenge, Christmas, family, humor, kids, ornaments, parent, parenting, put, rearrange, thing, tree

• Hmm, that’s a bit too harsh. Let me put “lol” at the end of it.

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  8 hours ago

  end, harsh, humor, let, lighthearted, lol, me, put, sarcasm

• Some people can eat anything they want and stay slim. I put on weight just by reading the recipe.

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  8 hours ago

  diet, eat, eating, food, humor, i, just, people, put, reading, recipe, slim, stay, want, weight

• I don’t mean to brag, but I put together a puzzle in 1 day and the box said 2-4 years.

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  10 hours ago

  achievement, activity, brag, day, fun, fun activity, humor, i, mean, put, puzzle, self-deprecation, together, year’s

• When life hands me lemons, I put them in the fridge next to the bagged salad I’m also not going to eat.

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  12 hours ago

  eat, food, fridge, going, hands, humor, i, laziness, lemon, lemons, life, me, next, procrastination, put, salad

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