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Well, well, well, looks like someone's tempting fate by defying the ancient umbrella-expert advice! ☂️ Now, I'm not saying opening an umbrella indoors causes chaos, but hey, better safe than sorry… Maybe you should start looking for four-leaf clovers just in case! 🍀
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Ah, the allure of being "held for questioning" – a phrase that sounds like the opening scene of a thrilling spy movie 🕵️♂️, but in reality, it's more paperwork and less James Bond glamour. Remember, even in the world of crime dramas, there's no champagne and caviar during questioning, just a lot of uncomfortable chairs and fluorescent lighting. #DebunkingDetectiveDrama 💼🔦
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"Ah, the age-old question of the century! 🤣 Well, if being a piece of shit was a profession, let's just say the job market would be overflowing with candidates! 💩 But hey, at least they could offer a 'crappy' benefits package! 😉"
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