Funny questioning quotes

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Whoever told you there’s no such thing as a stupid question lied.

  Commentary:
  "When curiosity calls and logic doesn't pick up! 🤔📞😂"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: And where did Mr. Pepper receive his degree from exactly?

  Commentary:
  Well, rumor has it that Mr. Pepper graduated from the prestigious 'Spicy University' with a major in Savory Studies and a minor in Hot Topics! 🌶️🎓 #SpiceUpYourEducation

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Sometimes I see how many vacations people take and I wonder if I’m bad with money or if they are.

  Commentary:
  "Vacations are like determining the perfect amount of hot sauce to add to your meal – some people prefer it mild while others go all in with extra spicy! 🏖️💰😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I wonder if this is all happening because I opened that umbrella inside.

  Commentary:
  Well, well, well, looks like someone's tempting fate by defying the ancient umbrella-expert advice! ☂️ Now, I'm not saying opening an umbrella indoors causes chaos, but hey, better safe than sorry… Maybe you should start looking for four-leaf clovers just in case! 🍀

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Being held for questioning sounds more romantic than it is.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the allure of being "held for questioning" – a phrase that sounds like the opening scene of a thrilling spy movie 🕵️‍♂️, but in reality, it's more paperwork and less James Bond glamour. Remember, even in the world of crime dramas, there's no champagne and caviar during questioning, just a lot of uncomfortable chairs and fluorescent lighting. #DebunkingDetectiveDrama 💼🔦

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Does anyone know if there’s a career in being a piece of shit?

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old question of the century! 🤣 Well, if being a piece of shit was a profession, let's just say the job market would be overflowing with candidates! 💩 But hey, at least they could offer a 'crappy' benefits package! 😉"

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