Funny raising quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Landlord: I’m raising your rent. Me: Am I getting a bigger house?

  Commentary:
  🏠💰 "Landlord: I’m raising your rent.
  Me: Cool, so is the house getting taller, wider, or just more sarcastic?" 😂🔑

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  6 months ago

  Share →: You think you’re raising your kids right, and then one of them decides to be a fan of your football team’s arch rival.

  Commentary:
  "Raising kids is like trying to predict the weather – just when you think you've got it all figured out, a thunderstorm of betrayals rolls in! ⚽🌩️ #ParentingStruggles"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Everyone is always talking about raising money for dogs without homes, but what about the ones who don’t have cars?

  Commentary:
  "Seriously, let's not overlook the dogs who are stuck waiting for a ride! 🚗🐶 Who needs a forever home when you can have a convertible instead? #DogsNeedCarsToo 🐾"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Limbo is the only sport where being really bad at it means you’re raising the bar.

  Commentary:
  Limbo: where the lower you go, the higher you soar! 🕺🏽 Who knew failing miserably could be so uplifting? Keep aiming for rock bottom to reach the top – it's a limbo paradox! 🌟

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Raising a teenager is like nailing pudding to the wall.

  Commentary:
  "Raising a teenager is like nailing pudding to the wall – sticky, messy, and you're just left wondering, why did I even attempt this in the first place? 🤪🍮 #ParentingAdventures"

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