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Funny raising quotes

You think you're raising your kids right, and then one of them decides to be a fan of your football team's arch rival.

You think you’re raising your kids right, and then one of them decides to be a fan of your football team’s arch rival.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
Everyone is always talking about raising money for dogs without homes, but what about the ones who don’t have cars?

Everyone is always talking about raising money for dogs without homes, but what about the ones who don’t have cars?

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
Limbo is the only sport where being really bad at it means you’re raising the bar.

Limbo is the only sport where being really bad at it means you’re raising the bar.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
Raising a teenager is like nailing pudding to the wall.

Raising a teenager is like nailing pudding to the wall.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025