Funny raising quotes

• People my age are raising children, and I’m just here trying to bribe myself with treats into doing my own chores.

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  2 months ago

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• How lazy are you?” I greet people by raising my eyebrows.

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  2 months ago

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• Landlord: I’m raising your rent. Me: Am I getting a bigger house?

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  2 months ago

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• You think you’re raising your kids right, and then one of them decides to be a fan of your football team’s arch rival.

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  2 months ago

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• Everyone is always talking about raising money for dogs without homes, but what about the ones who don’t have cars?

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  2 months ago

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• Limbo is the only sport where being really bad at it means you’re raising the bar.

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  2 months ago

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• Raising a teenager is like nailing pudding to the wall.

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  3 months ago

  challenge, chaos, humor, parenting, pudding, raising, teenager, wall

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