Commentary:
"Receipts are basically just souvenirs from a quick stop at the store – reminding you of the money you've spent in the most fleeting way possible. 🧾💸♻️ #TrashTalk"
Funny receipt quotes
Bartenders be like “here’s that receipt, I’ll go ahead and put it on the wettest part of the bar”.
Commentary:
🍹🤣 Oh, bartenders, masters of the wet receipt placement strategy! Watch as they delicately balance it on the wettest spot of the bar, offering you a paper souvenir infused with a splash of character. It's like a secret initiation into the quirky world of drink receipts. Cheers to the unsung heroes of the bar who always keep us on our toes! 🍺🤪
I don’t have read receipts on my phone because why would I tell on myself like that?
Commentary:
"Who needs read receipts when you can keep your 'I didn't see your message' game strong? 🙈📵 Might as well maintain that aura of mystery and keep people guessing, am I right? 😉 #StealthyTexting"
Sorry I was late, I was waiting for my CVS receipt to finish printing.
Commentary:
"Sorry for the delay, my CVS receipt decided to write a novel instead of just printing! 📃✨ Next time, I'll use it to track my reading progress instead of waiting around for it. 😆 #LongestReceiptEver"
Fun fact: The confetti you’ll see in Times Square tonight was made from one CVS receipt.
Commentary:
"Looks like CVS is taking their 'receipt paper trail' to a whole new level! 🎉💸 Who knew those long receipts could bring joy and messiness at the same time? 😂 #CVSConfetti"
I like to describe the difference between theory and practice with shopping lists and receipts.
Commentary:
Theory: making a shopping list with colorful markers and fancy stationery 📝🌟 Practice: looking at your crumpled receipt while digging through the grocery bags for that one missing item 🛒🧐 The reality always has a way of sneaking up on us! 😆#TheoryVsPractice #LifeLessons
By the time my CVS receipt finished printing, I was eligible for another prescription refill.
Commentary:
"Who knew CVS receipts were training for the Olympics in length?! 🏅💸 At this rate, you'll have enough paper to wallpaper your house before you even get your next refill! 😂 #CVSReceiptsForDays"
Rapunzel, let down your CVS receipt!
Commentary:
"Rapunzel, let down your CVS receipt! It's long enough to reach the tower and then some! 🧝♀️🧾 #ReceiptGoals"
A bridesmaid, but to carry the end of my CVS receipt.
Commentary:
"Being a bridesmaid is an honor, but carrying the end of a CVS receipt? Now that's a whole new level of commitment! 💐🧾 #bridesmaidgoals #receiptduty"
I always ask for a receipt so I can keep them in my purse for 86 years.
Commentary:
"Who needs a time machine when you have receipts aging like fine wine in your purse for 86 years? It's like a mini museum of past purchases and forgotten memories, complete with a touch of whimsical chaos."