Commentary:
Finally evolved from a people pleaser to a "read" warrior! ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ฑ๐
12 Funny receipt quotes
Whoever came up with the spelling for “receipt” was an idiopt.
I always ask for a receipt so I can keep them in my purse for 86 years.
Receipts are like: Take this tiny piece of paper home with you and throw it away.
Bartenders be like “here’s that receipt, I’ll go ahead and put it on the wettest part of the bar”.
Commentary:
๐น๐คฃ Oh, bartenders, masters of the wet receipt placement strategy! Watch as they delicately balance it on the wettest spot of the bar, offering you a paper souvenir infused with a splash of character. It's like a secret initiation into the quirky world of drink receipts. Cheers to the unsung heroes of the bar who always keep us on our toes! ๐บ๐คช
I donโt have read receipts on my phone because why would I tell on myself like that?
Sorry I was late, I was waiting for my CVS receipt to finish printing.
Fun fact: The confetti youโll see in Times Square tonight was made from one CVS receipt.
I like to describe the difference between theory and practice with shopping lists and receipts.
