Funny receipt quotes

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I always ask for a receipt so I can keep them in my purse for 86 years.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a time machine when you have receipts aging like fine wine in your purse for 86 years? It's like a mini museum of past purchases and forgotten memories, complete with a touch of whimsical chaos."

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Receipts are like: Take this tiny piece of paper home with you and throw it away.

  Commentary:
  "Receipts are basically just souvenirs from a quick stop at the store – reminding you of the money you've spent in the most fleeting way possible. 🧾💸♻️ #TrashTalk"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Bartenders be like “here’s that receipt, I’ll go ahead and put it on the wettest part of the bar”.

  Commentary:
  🍹🤣 Oh, bartenders, masters of the wet receipt placement strategy! Watch as they delicately balance it on the wettest spot of the bar, offering you a paper souvenir infused with a splash of character. It's like a secret initiation into the quirky world of drink receipts. Cheers to the unsung heroes of the bar who always keep us on our toes! 🍺🤪

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I don’t have read receipts on my phone because why would I tell on myself like that?

  Commentary:
  "Who needs read receipts when you can keep your 'I didn't see your message' game strong? 🙈📵 Might as well maintain that aura of mystery and keep people guessing, am I right? 😉 #StealthyTexting"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sorry I was late, I was waiting for my CVS receipt to finish printing.

  Commentary:
  "Sorry for the delay, my CVS receipt decided to write a novel instead of just printing! 📃✨ Next time, I'll use it to track my reading progress instead of waiting around for it. 😆 #LongestReceiptEver"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Fun fact: The confetti you’ll see in Times Square tonight was made from one CVS receipt.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like CVS is taking their 'receipt paper trail' to a whole new level! 🎉💸 Who knew those long receipts could bring joy and messiness at the same time? 😂 #CVSConfetti"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I like to describe the difference between theory and practice with shopping lists and receipts.

  Commentary:
  Theory: making a shopping list with colorful markers and fancy stationery 📝🌟 Practice: looking at your crumpled receipt while digging through the grocery bags for that one missing item 🛒🧐 The reality always has a way of sneaking up on us! 😆#TheoryVsPractice #LifeLessons

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  5 months ago

  Share →: By the time my CVS receipt finished printing, I was eligible for another prescription refill.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew CVS receipts were training for the Olympics in length?! 🏅💸 At this rate, you'll have enough paper to wallpaper your house before you even get your next refill! 😂 #CVSReceiptsForDays"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Rapunzel, let down your CVS receipt!

  Commentary:
  "Rapunzel, let down your CVS receipt! It's long enough to reach the tower and then some! 🧝‍♀️🧾 #ReceiptGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: A bridesmaid, but to carry the end of my CVS receipt.

  Commentary:
  "Being a bridesmaid is an honor, but carrying the end of a CVS receipt? Now that's a whole new level of commitment! 💐🧾 #bridesmaidgoals #receiptduty"

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