1481 Funny relationship quotes

• Scared to go on dates, cause what if I find the one and never be able to be single again.

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  2 months ago

  able, again, cause, commitment, date, fear, humor, i, love, never, relationship, scared, single

• Turning in bad essays to professors you have a personal relationship with is the most humiliating thing ever.

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  2 months ago

  academic, bad, embarrassment, essay, ever, humiliating, humiliation, most, personal, personal relationship, professor, relationship, school, student, thing, turning, writing

• It’s so important to have people in your life who expand your snack horizons.

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  2 months ago

  eating, expand, food, friendship, fun, humor, important, life, people, relationship, sharing, snack, social, social life, taste

• What’s wrong, babe? You’ve hardly touched my mixed signals.

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  2 months ago

  babe, communication, confusion, dating, humor, love, mixed, mixed signal, relationship, sarcasm, signal, signals, wrong

• Married life: Telling your partner the same sentence 7 days in a row, only for him to say, “You definitely never told me that!”

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  2 months ago

  communication, days, definitely, humor, life, married, married life, me, misunderstanding, never, only, partner, relationship, repetition, row, same, say, sentence, telling, told

• If you give a man a fish, he’ll eat for a day. But if you teach a man to fish, you’ll get the house to yourself on Saturdays.

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  2 months ago

  day, eat, fish, fishing, give, hell, house, humor, independence, man, relationship, Saturday, teach, weekend, yourself

• If I’m ever mad at you, just talk to me in a sweeter and softer tone, and watch how quickly that anger disappears.

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  2 months ago

  anger, communication, conversation, emotion, ever, humor, just, mad, me, relationship, sweetness, talk, tone, watch

• They should invent a DoorDash but for a kiss goodnight and getting tucked in.

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  2 months ago

  affection, bedtime, comfort, delivery, DoorDash, getting, goodnight, humor, invent, kiss, kiss goodnight, relationship, should, tuck, tuck in

• I love how women can go from obsessed to not interested at all when a man makes that one wrong move.

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  2 months ago

  attraction, change, dating, funny observation, i, interest, interested, love, man, mood, mood change, move, observation, obsession, relationship, woman, women, wrong

• Are you gonna confess your undying love for me or what, bro?

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  3 months ago

  bro, casual, casual conversation, confess, confession, conversation, humor, love, love confession, me, playful, relationship, romance

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