329 Funny relaxation quotes

• I woke up, got out of bed, and had coffee. I think that’s enough for one day.

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  2 weeks ago

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• The lion doesn’t concern himself with much of anything these days.

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  2 weeks ago

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• I love my bed so much, what a place.

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  2 weeks ago

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• Perhaps an evening in the meditation cage will soothe you.

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  2 weeks ago

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• Coming back to your own bed after a few days away is peak coziness.

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  2 weeks ago

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• Best tips for saving money: lay down and don’t move.

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  2 weeks ago

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• Well, at least my cat is supportive of me doing less and laying around more.

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  2 weeks ago

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• They should invent a weekend that goes by slowly.

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  2 weeks ago

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• Roses are red, I’m staying in bed. I’ve made no plans, besides pretending I’m dead.

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  2 weeks ago

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• The night before a day off is more satisfying than the actual day off.

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  2 weeks ago

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