12 Funny scenario quotes — Wordgag ツ

Maybe in another universe, I punched him in the face instead of staying quiet.

2 months ago2 months ago

Rescuing a cute dog and teaching it how to drive me home from the pub.

2 months ago2 months ago

There should be a true crime story about feeding someone a peanut butter sandwich and giving them nothing to drink.

2 months ago2 months ago

Hey, boy, are you the worst-case scenario? Because you’re all I think about.

3 months ago3 months ago

Imagine if every time you stepped into an elevator, it played the “Mission Impossible” theme.

4 months ago4 months ago

Germany is now advising people to stock up on cheese and sausages. This is called the Wurst Käse scenario.

6 months ago6 months ago

What if babies had two umbilical cords and if you cut the wrong one, it exploded?

Feb 20, 2025Feb 20, 2025

I made up all these romantic scenarios in my brain and you’re not following the script.

Jan 23, 2025

Me, literally climbing out of a dumpster: Can I give you some personal advice?

Jan 23, 2025

Behind every robot that turns evil is an engineer who specifically installed red LEDs into the eyes just for this scenario.

Jan 23, 2025

I hope the aliens aren’t good at basketball. My chances of making it into the NBA are already slim.

Jan 21, 2025

What if you went to ET’s planet and all of the other ET’s were wearing clothes?

Jan 21, 2025