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Cannabis has many benefits. For example, it makes you retarded. But in addition, it also makes you lazy. No worries though, it also makes you fat and insane.

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I would cry but my makeup is too expensive.

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All the world’s a stage, and I always forget my line.

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Parents saying “I know my child” will forever be the funniest joke.

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Please don’t tell me how bad your life was growing up; we had to manually roll up our cars’ windows.

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I’m going to break into your house and steal that thing with the little wheels on it under the plate in your microwave.

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Starting is the hardest part. Unless it’s eating chocolate. Then stopping is the hardest part.

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She was my chai, I was her cake rusk.

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They should invent a food that sounds good for dinner tonight.

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My husband is trying to convince me that we’re in a situationship. “The situation is that we live in the same house and love each other.”

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Flies are literally obsessed with flying into a room, then pretending they can’t get out. Grow up.

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12 Funny scenario quotes

Funny scenario quotes bring those everyday awkward, unexpected moments to life with a hilarious twist 😂✨ Whether it’s a classic mishap or a quirky situation, these gems turn cringe into comedy 🎭🤣 Perfect for brightening your day or sharing laughs with friends, they capture the humor in life’s little surprises. Get ready to smile, chuckle, and maybe even snort a bit! 😜🔥

New funny scenario quotes 👇

4 days ago
Share →: Maybe in another universe, I punched him in the face instead of staying quiet.

Commentary:
In an alternate universe, I've got a mean right hook and a lot fewer apologies to make! 🥊😆
4 days ago
Share →: Rescuing a cute dog and teaching it how to drive me home from the pub.

Commentary:
Looks like I've found my new designated barker! 🚗🐶🍻
3 weeks ago
Share →: There should be a true crime story about feeding someone a peanut butter sandwich and giving them nothing to drink.

Commentary:
Feeling personally attacked by this violent act of "peanut butter mouth"! 🥜🚫💦🤣
2 months ago
Share →: Hey, boy, are you the worst-case scenario? Because you’re all I think about.

Commentary:
"Are you the worst-case scenario, or just my latest obsession? Either way, you're living rent-free in my head! 🤔😂🧠"
3 months ago
Share →: Imagine if every time you stepped into an elevator, it played the “Mission Impossible” theme.

Commentary:
Picture this: every elevator ride turning into a secret agent mission! 🕵️‍♂️🎶 Suddenly, the daily grind feels like an action blockbuster. Who needs Hollywood when your building's got the soundtrack for stealth mode? 🚀🎬😂
4 months ago
Share →: Germany is now advising people to stock up on cheese and sausages. This is called the Wurst Käse scenario.

Commentary:
"Looks like Germany is really bratwurst-ing in the cheese and sausages department! 🧀🌭 Talk about embracing the Wurst Käse scenario with open arms…or should we say open mouths? 😄 Time to get slicing and dicing those delicious ingredients! Prost! "
5 months ago
Share →: What if babies had two umbilical cords and if you cut the wrong one, it exploded?

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"Talk about explosive parenting! 💥👶 Just imagine the chaos in the delivery room… Cut the right cord, or boom goes the dynamite! 😂🤯 #BabyBoom"
6 months ago
Share →: I made up all these romantic scenarios in my brain and you’re not following the script.

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Looks like someone forgot to attend the rehearsal! 🎭💔 Keep calm and ad-lib on, maybe the improv will lead to an unexpected happy ending! 🌟😜
6 months ago
Share →: Me, literally climbing out of a dumpster: Can I give you some personal advice?

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🤣💬 "Me, casually emerging from the dumpster like a wise garbage guru: Can I drop some truth bombs on you, my friend? 💁‍♂️♻️ #TrashTalk #DumpsterDivingWisdom"
6 months ago
Share →: Behind every robot that turns evil is an engineer who specifically installed red LEDs into the eyes just for this scenario.

Commentary:
Well, they say hindsight is 20/20, but apparently, engineers behind evil robots have 20 red LEDs instead! 🤖🔴 Always a good reminder to choose your lighting fixtures wisely, especially when plotting world domination. 😂👀