Funny scenario quotes

I made up all these romantic scenarios in my brain and you’re not following the script.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Me, literally climbing out of a dumpster: Can I give you some personal advice?

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Behind every robot that turns evil is an engineer who specifically installed red LEDs into the eyes just for this scenario.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

I hope the aliens aren’t good at basketball. My chances of making it into the NBA are already slim.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

What if you went to ET’s planet and all of the other ET’s were wearing clothes?

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025