14 Funny scenario quotes

• Interviewer: Give an example of a difficult scenario and how you handled it. Me: I poured a bowl of cereal but had no milk, so I used ice cream.

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  3 weeks ago

  bowl, cereal, cream, difficult, difficult scenario, example, food, give, humor, i, ice, ice cream, improvisation, interview, interviewer, me, milk, problem, problem-solving, scenario, solving, used

• Maybe in another universe, I punched him in the face instead of staying quiet.

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  3 weeks ago

  alternate, alternate universe, another, face, humor, hypothetical, hypothetical scenario, i, maybe, punch, quiet, regret, scenario, silence, staying, universe

• Rescuing a cute dog and teaching it how to drive me home from the pub.

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  3 weeks ago

  cute, dog, drive, driving, drunk, funny scenario, home, humor, me, pet, pub, rescue, scenario, teaching

• There should be a true crime story about feeding someone a peanut butter sandwich and giving them nothing to drink.

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  3 weeks ago

  absurdity, butter, crime, drink, feeding, food, funny scenario, giving, humor, joke, nothing, peanut, peanut butter, prank, sandwich, scenario, should, someone, story, thirst, true

• Hey, boy, are you the worst-case scenario? Because you’re all I think about.

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  3 weeks ago

  boy, crush, dating, flirt, humor, humor quote, i, joke, playful, romantic, scenario, think

• Imagine if every time you stepped into an elevator, it played the “Mission Impossible” theme.

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  3 weeks ago

  culture, daily, daily life, elevator, entertainment, every, funny scenario, humor, imagination, imagine, impossible, joke, life, mission, Mission Impossible, played, pop, pop culture, scenario, theme, time

• Germany is now advising people to stock up on cheese and sausages. This is called the Wurst Käse scenario.

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  4 weeks ago

  advice, cheese, food, Germany, humor, käse, people, pun, sausage, scenario, stock, wurst, Wurst Käse

• What if babies had two umbilical cords and if you cut the wrong one, it exploded?

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  4 weeks ago

  absurdity, baby, cord, cords, cut, exploded, explosion, funny scenario, humor, imagination, scenario, umbilical, umbilical cord, wrong

• I made up all these romantic scenarios in my brain and you’re not following the script.

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  1 month ago

  brain, expectations, humor, i, imagination, love, relationship, romance, romantic, scenario, script

• Me, literally climbing out of a dumpster: Can I give you some personal advice?

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  1 month ago

  advice, climbing, dumpster, funny scenario, give, humor, i, ironic, ironic situation, me, personal, personal advice, scenario, self-deprecation, situation, unexpected, unexpected wisdom, wisdom

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