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Master of imaginary disasters reporting for duty! 🚨🤯🎭
13 Funny scenario quotes
Maybe in another universe, I punched him in the face instead of staying quiet.
Rescuing a cute dog and teaching it how to drive me home from the pub.
There should be a true crime story about feeding someone a peanut butter sandwich and giving them nothing to drink.
Hey, boy, are you the worst-case scenario? Because you’re all I think about.
Imagine if every time you stepped into an elevator, it played the “Mission Impossible” theme.
Germany is now advising people to stock up on cheese and sausages. This is called the Wurst Käse scenario.
What if babies had two umbilical cords and if you cut the wrong one, it exploded?
I made up all these romantic scenarios in my brain and you’re not following the script.
