Funny quotes scenario

Funny scenario quotes

Germany is now advising people to stock up on cheese and sausages. This is called the Wurst Käse scenario.

1 month ago

What if babies had two umbilical cords and if you cut the wrong one, it exploded?

2 months ago

I made up all these romantic scenarios in my brain and you’re not following the script.

3 months ago

Me, literally climbing out of a dumpster: Can I give you some personal advice?

3 months ago

Behind every robot that turns evil is an engineer who specifically installed red LEDs into the eyes just for this scenario.

3 months ago

I hope the aliens aren’t good at basketball. My chances of making it into the NBA are already slim.

3 months ago

What if you went to ET’s planet and all of the other ET’s were wearing clothes?

3 months ago