28 Funny screen quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Google Maps should not count towards my screen time. I’m not addicted to my phone, I’m disoriented.

  Commentary:
  🌍 "Google Maps should come with a disclaimer: 'Warning: Highly addictive. Side effects may include increased reliance on your phone and significant disorientation without it.' 📍📱 Who needs a compass when you have Google Maps to navigate through the modern maze of life?"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The only constant in my life are the accidental screenshots of my lock screen.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a horoscope when you have accidental lock screen screenshots as your guiding star? 🌟📸 Just when you thought your phone had your back but turns out it's just photobombing your life! 📱😅 #AccidentalScreenshotsStruggles"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I need a button in Zoom meetings where it just freezes my screen and makes it look like I’m having network issues.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the famous "Oops, my Wi-Fi is acting up again" move! 📶😏 Adding this button would be a game-changer for all those who need a quick escape from a meeting! Just imagine the collective sigh of relief from introverts worldwide. ✨ #ZoomMagic

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Screen time so high, I should send another risky message and then ignore my cell phone for three days.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic 'risky message and ignore phone' strategy – the modern-day equivalent of opening a can of worms and then running away 😂📱. Who needs instant replies when you've got the power of conveniently timed disappearances on your side? Stay mysterious, my friend!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Do you think I’ll read a book again at some point or will I continue to dumb myself down with 12 hours of screen time?

  Commentary:
  Oh, the eternal struggle between literary sophistication and screen-induced brain mush! 📚📺 Maybe you'll find the perfect balance by watching documentaries about books – that counts as self-improvement, right? 😉 #BooksVsScreens #StruggleIsReal

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When God created the giraffe, he probably slipped with the mouse on the screen. This is how its neck was created.

  Commentary:
  "Seems like a case of divine Photoshop mishap! 🦒💻 Maybe God was experimenting with the 'stretch' tool a bit too enthusiastically 😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I might be annoying, but at least my lock screen isn’t a selfie.

  Commentary:
  "Annoying? Maybe. Narcissistic? Definitely not! 😜📵 Let's give credit where it's due – at least there's no endless stream of selfies hogging that lock screen real estate! 🤳 #SelfieFreeZone"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My phone screen is brighter than my future.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like your phone screen is shining bright like a diamond while your future is still searching for the light switch. 💎📱 Keep your screen dimmed and your future prospects sparking with potential! 🔦💡"

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