41 Funny screen quotes

• Some people are so fake, their lock screens don’t recognize them.

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  1 month ago

  authenticity, fake, humor, identity, lock, lock screen, media, people, recognition, screen, social, social media, technology

• Bag of flesh that acts weird when another bag of flesh doesn’t send symbols on glowing screen.

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  1 month ago

  another, bag, communication, flesh, glowing, glowing screen, humor, interaction, relationships, screen, send, social, social interaction, symbols, weird

• Whenever a study shows excessive screen time causes brain damage I’m like “yeah, me know”.

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  1 month ago

  awareness, brain, brain damage, damage, excessive, humor, irony, know, me, sarcasm, screen, screen time, shows, study, technology, time, whenever

• Can’t, too busy deleting screenshots of my lock screen.

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  1 month ago

  busy, deleting, distraction, humor, lock, lock screen, phone, procrastination, screen, screenshot, too

• Just give your kids the iPad. They’re the ones who’ll be fighting cyborgs in the future.

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  1 month ago

  cyborg, fight, fighting, future, give, humor, iPad, just, kids, parenting, screen, screen time, technology, time

• On the whole, people are getting smarter. I remember when they had to put “The End” on the screen, so people would know the movie was over.

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  1 month ago

  end, entertainment, getting, humor, i, irony, know, movie, nostalgia, observation, over, people, put, remember, screen, smart, smarter, whole

• Google Maps should not count towards my screen time. I’m not addicted to my phone, I’m disoriented.

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  1 month ago

  addicted, addiction, count, disorientation, Google, Google Maps, humor, maps, navigation, phone, phone addiction, screen, screen time, should, technology, technology humor, time

• The only constant in my life are the accidental screenshots of my lock screen.

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  1 month ago

  accidental, constant, humor, life, lock, lock screen, screen, screenshot, technology

• I need a button in Zoom meetings where it just freezes my screen and makes it look like I’m having network issues.

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  1 month ago

  button, freeze, having, humor, i, issues, just, meetings, need, network, productivity, remote, remote work, screen, technology, where, work, Zoom

• Screen time so high, I should send another risky message and then ignore my cell phone for three days.

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  1 month ago

  another, cell, cell phone, days, high, humor, i, ignore, ignore phone, message, phone, procrastination, risky, risky message, screen, screen time, send, should, time

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