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Funny self-discovery quotes
About to form my very first opinion.
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Feb 1, 2025
I’ve finally found a book that speaks to me. I believe it’s called an “audiobook”.
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Jan 27, 2025
It’s interesting growing up and discovering that most adults are not that clever. I had my suspicions as a kid but I didn’t think the situation was this dire.
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Jan 25, 2025
Going to therapy is like having someone walk around your brain and going “ohhhh, this is how you’re living?!”
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Jan 25, 2025
Most people who have found themselves are amazed to discover that there is nothing there at all.
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Jan 24, 2025
Took a personality test and the results just said “uh-oh”
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Jan 24, 2025
The 5 seconds in the morning, when I don’t yet know who I am, is the best time of the day.
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Jan 22, 2025
I am not the person I thought I was when I cut that donut in half.
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Jan 22, 2025
I was waiting on the universe but the universe was actually waiting on me.
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Jan 21, 2025