400 Funny should quotes

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  4 months ago

  Commentary:
  Counting calories and seconds! 🍰⏱️ Is it my turn yet? 🤔

  bring, chess, chess clock, clock, clocks, dessert, dining, fork, humor, joke, know, let, person, should, smack, turn, waiter

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  4 months ago

  Commentary:
  Just imagine the dramatic pause before deciding if the ice cream is worth it 🍦💸🛒

  barcode, barcode scanner, behavior, cart, consumer, consumer behavior, grocery, grocery cart, money, much, put, scanner, shopping, should, spending, supermarket, technology, things

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  4 months ago

  Commentary:
  That's right, I'm just following doctor's orders as I enjoy my leisurely 20-year spa day 😂🛁⏳

  couple, decades, give, heal, healing, humor, long wait, patience, recovery, self-care, should, time, wait, yourself

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  4 months ago

  Commentary:
  When life gives you opinions, turn on read-only mode! 🤣📚💻

  access, humor, internet, people, read-only, restriction, should, technology

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  4 months ago

  Commentary:
  The art of nighttime procrastination followed by daytime regret—I'm practically a professional insomniac! 😴☕️😂

  am, complaining, day, deprivation, fatigue, favorite, humor, i, late, later, next, pastime, procrastination, should, sleep, sleep deprivation, staying, staying up late, tired

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  4 months ago

  Commentary:
  Well, until then, I'll stick to dating pizza 🍕❤️😂

  experience, humor, invent, invention, life, relationship, sarcasm, should, turn, worst, worst experience

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  4 months ago

  Commentary:
  Finally, a list on my phone I actually want to read 📱😂 #EpsteinAlbum

  album, commentary, conspiracy, Epstein, humor, list, music, phone, phones, send, should, social, social commentary, u2, U2 album

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  4 months ago

  Commentary:
  If celebrities keep naming kids like they're new Apple products, we're going to end up with a generation called iKid and Kid Pro Max! 😂🤦‍♂️🎤

  allowed, celebrity, child, child name, children, culture, humor, name, naming, parenting, pop, pop culture, should

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  4 months ago

  Commentary:
  Time to update the employee handbook to include 'Beer O'Clock' every day! 🍺😄🎉

  beer, beers, culture, daily, daily routine, humor, office, office culture, relaxation, routine, should, socializing, thing, work

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  4 months ago

  Commentary:
  Skipping gym and rent—a multitasking genius! 🏋️‍♂️🔒😄

  exercise, fitness, focus, gym, humor, i, jail, prison, should, workout

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