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Shoutout to myself for ruining my own life.

1 month ago

Shoutout to everyone pretending to have it together. Same.

3 months ago

Shoutout to coughing on the bus. Haven’t tried it myself but seems really popular.

3 months ago

Shout-out to the lifeguard who recommended moving the potato to the front of my Speedo.

3 months ago

Shout-out to my embarrassingly squeaky ass bed frame that makes me sound more popular than I actually am to my neighbors.

3 months ago

Shoutout to drug dealers for teaching the metric system to Americans.

3 months ago

Shoutout to my kids because they aren’t listening!

3 months ago

Shoutout to the friends that still like me. All two of you.

3 months ago