Funny shoutout quotes

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  3 months ago

  View →: Shoutout to myself for ruining my own life.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Shoutout to everyone pretending to have it together. Same.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Shoutout to coughing on the bus. Haven’t tried it myself but seems really popular.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Shout-out to the lifeguard who recommended moving the potato to the front of my Speedo.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Shout-out to my embarrassingly squeaky ass bed frame that makes me sound more popular than I actually am to my neighbors.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Shoutout to drug dealers for teaching the metric system to Americans.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Shoutout to my kids because they aren’t listening!
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  5 months ago

  View →: Shoutout to the friends that still like me. All two of you.

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