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Someone from 🇰🇼 has bookmarked:

My favorite color is sunshine.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has downloaded:

Not to brag, but I ate all of my bananas before they turned brown. Don’t be jealous.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has shared:

My signature move is to tell men that I can’t hear them because I have my headphones in when I quite visibly don’t have headphones in.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has shared:

Just found out it don’t matter how early I go to bed, I just don’t wanna go to work.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has copied:

I never had a year with this much thinking. I’ve been thinking since the 1st.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has bookmarked:

If a billionaire is telling you to vote for someone, it’s probably in your best interest to vote for the other person.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has downloaded:

Cleaning your glasses is like changing from 360p to 1080p.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has viewed:

I’m not deleting my Twitter, I was here before Elon.

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8 planets, 204 countries, thousands of islands, 7 seas, 8 billion people, and I’m single.

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I don’t have any rizz but I do have snacks in my purse.

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As funny as it sounds, the easiest way to get women is by having a girlfriend.

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There’s protein in foods that have never been protein before.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

Why are moths always out at night when they like light so much? Wait til y’all find out about the sun.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

People often mistake me for an adult because of my age.

Just landed via TikTok:

Tolerate the lactose already, you heathen.

Going viral on Snapchat:

I’d be really slim if it wasn’t for birthdays, anniversaries, Easter, Christmas, Mother’s Day, weekends and me.

Going bananas on Twitch:

My handwriting makes a pharmacist look like a calligrapher.

Just shared via YouTube:

I love when I clean my whole apartment just to sit in it like a Victorian widow waiting for bad news.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Happy to report that “what time is it/time for you to get a watch” is still being used by the youths.

Trending via Pinterest:

I’m writing a parenting book called ‘Kids won’t listen until you scream like your mother did’.

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12 shares on TikTok this month:

Jeans have the tendency of looking neat when you’re about to wash them.

95 shares on Slack this month:

I hate it when my AirPods die instead of me.

56 shares on YouTube this month:

Brother: What are you bringing to Thanksgiving dinner? Me: Wine and unresolved issues. They pair nicely.

94 shares on YouTube this month:

Jesus Christ. I haven’t seen a meltdown like that since Chernobyl.

45 shares on TikTok this month:

This entire year has been the Nightmare Before Christmas.

39 shares on Slack this month:

Are you my pinky toe, because I will bang you on all my furniture.

21 shares on Slack this month:

It’s so unfair that saying “xd” is still socially acceptable, but only if you’re speaking Spanish.

88 shares on Pinterest this month:

Every day, I go to work and draw a little tick on everyone who didn’t say goodbye to me the day before.

86 shares on X this month:

My immune system told me it’s a lover not a fighter.

91 shares on Telegram this month:

Cause of death: Trying to draw eyebrows on the neighbor’s cat.

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The real flex is becoming the woman he cannot run back to.

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I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a long nap.

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Whenever you are feeling down, remember you’re the sperm that won.

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Thanks to AI, some of us went from being told by our parents not to trust the internet to having to tell our parents not to trust the internet.

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The concept of a drive-by doesn’t really exist in the swamp biome; instead, people rap about doing bog-emerges.

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I’m at the age where I understand why my parents never wanted to stop for anything on the way home from work.

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I’m at the age where I see a huge, beautiful mansion in a movie and think, “How much does it cost to heat that house in the winter?”

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My wife asked me why the bottle of wine we bought yesterday was half empty. I said because she is a pessimist.

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Everyone’s gangsta till you’re waiting on your dog to poop.

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I think I’ma end the year with a plot twist, everyone hold on tight.

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Someone from 🇸🇳 has downloaded:

Some say the world will end in fire. Others say in ice. Coming up next, our expert panel breaks down the arguments for each side…

Someone from 🇸🇾 has shared:

That awkward moment when someone gets angry at you for clicking a pen, but you have to click it one more time to use it.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has shared:

As a proud husband and father in my 40s, my New Year’s resolution is to sneeze even louder this year.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has shared:

Asking the waiter for her phone number and then texting her “can I have more coffee?” two minutes later.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has downloaded:

Study so hard until Dior is like Shein to you.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has downloaded:

Cupid’s arrow should have just killed me instead.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has copied:

Snow White and the seven dwarves of the menopause; Itchy, Bitchy, Sweaty, Sleepy, Bloated, Forgetful, and Psycho.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has copied:

We could have high-speed rail that connects the entire country, but instead we get AI porn bots that steal all of our drinking water to entertain the dumbest people alive.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has bookmarked:

Some 100 private jets will fly to Venice for Jeff Bezos’ wedding, and I recycle yoghurt cup lids.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has viewed:

Whoops, lost myself for about eight years there.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Messenger:

I did nothing wrong. I tried to do nothing and did it wrong.

Spotted on Threads:

I wonder how my close personal beloved friend Taylor Swift is doing today.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

All these galaxies and planets, and we ended up on the one with 40 hour work weeks.

Going viral on Facebook:

Changing your mind is an underrated activity.

Shared recently on Facebook:

The French only eat snails because they don’t like fast food.

Going viral on Messenger:

If you like Christmas so much, why don’t you merry it?

Spotted on YouTube:

I hate people that talk to their Apple watch. Fake Power Rangers.

Freshly posted on Threads:

I once broke up with a guy because he ate half my french fries, and when I get really lonely, I still think about those french fries.

Just landed via Twitch:

My favorite recipe is the one where I pick up the phone and order food.

Making waves on Reddit:

You should be allowed to leave work early if you miss your wife enough.

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