29 Funny singing quotes

• I am a firm believer that singing ‘Slide Away’ at the top of your lungs changes you as a person.

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  4 weeks ago

  activity, am, away, change, changes, expression, fun, fun activity, i, karaoke, lungs, music, Oasis, person, personal, personal change, singing, slide, song, top

• The thing about Pink Floyd is they take a little while to start singing.

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  4 weeks ago

  band, Floyd, humor, joke, little, music, pink, Pink Floyd, rock, rock band, singing, slow, slow start, start, take, thing, while

• I wish people knew how good I can sing when I’m alone in my car and in my shower.

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  4 weeks ago

  alone, car, good, humor, i, moment, people, performance, private, private moment, self-expression, shower, sing, singing, wish

• An interviewer asked me how well I can perform under pressure; I said I’m much better at Bohemian Rhapsody.

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  4 weeks ago

  asked, better, bohemian, Bohemian Rhapsody, humor, i, interview, interviewer, job, job interview, management, me, much, music, performance, pressure, rhapsody, said, singing, stress, stress management, under, well

• My husband doesn’t find it nearly as amusing as I do when I sing, “Someday My Prince Will Come,” while I’m cleaning.

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  4 weeks ago

  amusement, amusing, chores, cleaning, humor, husband, i, marriage, prince, princess, sing, singing, someday, song, while

• My showers take so long because I always hold a shower concert.

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  4 weeks ago

  always, bathroom, concert, hold, humor, i, long shower, performance, procrastination, routine, shower, showers, singing, take

• I’m going to a karaoke bar tomorrow, where I’ll sing every song in the style of Yoko Ono.

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  4 weeks ago

  activity, bar, entertainment, every, fun, fun activity, going, humor, karaoke, music, ono, parody, performance, sing, singing, song, style, tomorrow, where, yoko, Yoko Ono

• Normalize mouthing the lyrics to the song in your headphones in public.

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  4 weeks ago

  activity, behavior, fun, fun activity, headphones, humor, lyrics, mouthing, normalize, public, singing, social, social behavior, song

• If you need me, I’ll be in the shower pretending I can sing.

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  4 weeks ago

  entertainment, humor, i, me, need, pretending, routine, self-deprecating, shower, sing, singing

• Therapy is nice but singing as loud as you can in your car is free.

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  4 weeks ago

  activity, car, free, fun, fun activity, health, loud, mental, mental health, nice, relief, singing, stress, stress relief, therapy

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