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27 Funny singing quotes

Funny singing quotes are the perfect way to add a splash of humor 🎤😂 to your day! Whether you sound like a superstar or a shower soloist 🚿🎶, these witty words will have you laughing and singing along. Ready to hit those high notes with a smile? Let’s dive into some hilarious musings that celebrate the joy—and the silliness—of singing out loud! 🎵🤣

The people that sing their heart out, but terribly, are my people.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I wish people knew how good I can sing when I’m alone in my car and in my shower.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

An interviewer asked me how well I can perform under pressure; I said I’m much better at Bohemian Rhapsody.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

My husband doesn’t find it nearly as amusing as I do when I sing, “Someday My Prince Will Come,” while I’m cleaning.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

My showers take so long because I always hold a shower concert.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

I’m going to a karaoke bar tomorrow, where I’ll sing every song in the style of Yoko Ono.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Normalize mouthing the lyrics to the song in your headphones in public.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

If you need me, I’ll be in the shower pretending I can sing.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Therapy is nice but singing as loud as you can in your car is free.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

Do animals have celebrities? Like, do birds all recognize that one bird who sings really well?

Posted onApr 1, 2025Apr 1, 2025

People singing Happy Birthday to you feels like a real-life unskippable ad.

Posted onFeb 24, 2025Feb 24, 2025

There’s a disconnect between the decibel level of my car singing and my talent.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

I hate it when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Apparently, everyone on the Zoom calls outside my office finds my singing distracting.

Posted onJan 29, 2025

Therapy is cool but singing as loud as you can in your car is free.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

My car is making strange noises but it’s just me singing.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

My retirement plan is recording a hit Christmas song. I just need to learn how to sing and write music.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

Wife asked if I could stop singing Wonderwall. I said maybe…

Posted onJan 25, 2025

Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

Did you know that if you listen to any Black Sabbath album backwards, you can hear them singing backwards?

Posted onJan 24, 2025

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