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singing
18 Funny singing quotes
Do animals have celebrities? Like, do birds all recognize that one bird who sings really well?
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Apr 1, 2025
People singing Happy Birthday to you feels like a real-life unskippable ad.
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Feb 24, 2025
There’s a disconnect between the decibel level of my car singing and my talent.
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Feb 1, 2025
I hate it when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong.
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Feb 1, 2025
Apparently, everyone on the Zoom calls outside my office finds my singing distracting.
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Jan 29, 2025
Therapy is cool but singing as loud as you can in your car is free.
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Jan 28, 2025
My car is making strange noises but it’s just me singing.
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Jan 27, 2025
My retirement plan is recording a hit Christmas song. I just need to learn how to sing and write music.
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Jan 25, 2025
Wife asked if I could stop singing Wonderwall. I said maybe…
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Jan 25, 2025
Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera.
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Jan 25, 2025
Did you know that if you listen to any Black Sabbath album backwards, you can hear them singing backwards?
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Jan 24, 2025
Having someone sing you to sleep is so comforting, until you realize you are the only one in the room.
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Jan 24, 2025
Love how you can hear the crowd constantly forgetting the queen died and singing “God save the Quing”
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Jan 23, 2025
Teens don’t know how good they have it with lyrics sites. We used to have to sing shit wrong for years until the truth destroyed us.
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Jan 22, 2025
Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera!
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Jan 21, 2025
Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera.
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Jan 21, 2025
Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.
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Jan 20, 2025
When I take a shower I’m: 5% cleaning myself, 10% singing, 85% making life changing decisions.
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Jan 20, 2025