Funny quotes singing

18 Funny singing quotes

Do animals have celebrities? Like, do birds all recognize that one bird who sings really well?

3 weeks ago

People singing Happy Birthday to you feels like a real-life unskippable ad.

2 months ago

There’s a disconnect between the decibel level of my car singing and my talent.

3 months ago

I hate it when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong.

3 months ago

Apparently, everyone on the Zoom calls outside my office finds my singing distracting.

3 months ago

Therapy is cool but singing as loud as you can in your car is free.

3 months ago

My car is making strange noises but it’s just me singing.

3 months ago

My retirement plan is recording a hit Christmas song. I just need to learn how to sing and write music.

3 months ago

Wife asked if I could stop singing Wonderwall. I said maybe…

3 months ago

Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera.

3 months ago

Did you know that if you listen to any Black Sabbath album backwards, you can hear them singing backwards?

3 months ago

Having someone sing you to sleep is so comforting, until you realize you are the only one in the room.

3 months ago

Love how you can hear the crowd constantly forgetting the queen died and singing “God save the Quing”

3 months ago

Teens don’t know how good they have it with lyrics sites. We used to have to sing shit wrong for years until the truth destroyed us.

3 months ago

Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera!

3 months ago

Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera.

3 months ago

Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.

3 months ago

When I take a shower I’m: 5% cleaning myself, 10% singing, 85% making life changing decisions.

3 months ago