Do animals have celebrities? Like, do birds all recognize that one bird who sings really well?

People singing Happy Birthday to you feels like a real-life unskippable ad.

There’s a disconnect between the decibel level of my car singing and my talent.

I hate it when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong.

Apparently, everyone on the Zoom calls outside my office finds my singing distracting.

Therapy is cool but singing as loud as you can in your car is free.

My car is making strange noises but it’s just me singing.

My retirement plan is recording a hit Christmas song. I just need to learn how to sing and write music.

Wife asked if I could stop singing Wonderwall. I said maybe…

Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera.

Did you know that if you listen to any Black Sabbath album backwards, you can hear them singing backwards?

Having someone sing you to sleep is so comforting, until you realize you are the only one in the room.

Love how you can hear the crowd constantly forgetting the queen died and singing “God save the Quing”

Teens don’t know how good they have it with lyrics sites. We used to have to sing shit wrong for years until the truth destroyed us.

Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera!

Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera.

Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.

When I take a shower I’m: 5% cleaning myself, 10% singing, 85% making life changing decisions.