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Is it okay for me to start drinking as soon as the kids are at school, or am I just a terrible teacher?

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Seems like paleontologists always have a bone to pick.

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Dress for the demons you want, not the demons you have.

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Computers used to scream out in pain when we connected to the internet. This was a warning and we did not heed it.

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Caught a belt loop on a door handle and got yanked back with such force that my audio is no longer in sync with my actions.

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We work all week to work some more around the house all weekend long. Isn’t life grand?

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I’m sorry I lied to you. I only did it for material gain. And to cause you psychological harm. And to prove I’m smarter than you.

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I appreciate the sun for always moving in the sky in a predictable way but I also respect the moon for just kind of doing whatever.

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Insane that you have to defend yourself at the end of the Ph. D.! Why are you attacking me? I’m so tired.

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I don’t care for the term drug mule, why can’t it be a drug unicorn.

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Having a bathroom switch outside a bathroom and a sibling is a bad combination.

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Applying lip balm when you know someone’s watching you is a power move.

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Apologize for the job that you do. It would be nice if you were talented too.

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Welcome to your 50s, your joints are now meteorologists.

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Sex is fine, but have you ever completed every single thing on your to-do list?

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Alcohol is actually a performance-enhancing drug. But you’re not gonna like the performance.

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Twitter is cool because you can figure out what’s going on in the world through memes instead of watching the news.

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A baby cow is called a calf because it’s half a cow. Half cow. Calf. No further questions.

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Somewhere there’s a girl ignoring 15 guys for a guy who gives her no attention.

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You don’t scare me. I used to have to call and ask a girl’s parents if she was there.

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Hey bartender, can you turn down the music, please? This guy I just met is trying to explain how baseball works.

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That place is so crowded; nobody goes there anymore.

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Dating apps aren’t working, time to walk into a cafe looking confused.

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I feel like I’m in jail when I’m around unfunny people for too long.

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That awkward moment when you’re about to leave work and your boss says “before you go”.

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Third wheeling with two girls who are best friends is so much worse than third wheeling a couple.

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The awkward moment when someone’s zipper is down and you don’t know whether to tell them or not.

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I hate when I offer someone food and they accept it.

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That awkward shopping moment when someone is standing in front of the items you need and you pretend you’re shopping for something else because they just won’t budge.

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Parenting a teenager is surreal because you’ll be sitting there, and some dude who is much taller than you will walk around the corner and ask you how to open a popcorn bag.

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We went out on a boat to see whales and the crew encouraged us to clap and cheer for the whales and boo at the regular fish.

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They say white people don’t have their own culture, but I just got invited to a gender reveal party for a dog, and there’s no way we appropriated that from anyone else.

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I can keep my mouth shut, but you can read the subtitles on my face.

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If my son ever came out as gay, I’d be so furious. Furious that he never gave me fashion advice.

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My most boomer belief is that you can often get a malfunctioning appliance to work again by slapping it.

96 shares on Reddit this month:

I always like to remember the time before the internet. It was so good not to know how cruel and stupid humanity really is.

89 shares on Telegram this month:

Sorry, can’t. Calling NASA and making alien noises.

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Cool times create cool guys.

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Welcome to adulthood. The weekend is your only time to catch up on everything, but also your only time to do absolutely nothing.

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I don’t mean to disrupt the hotel industry, but how about checkout is 24 hours after you check in?

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No one ever talks about the 6th love language (being annoying).

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I am not “quiet quitting”, I am suffering from third-degree burnout.

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Parenting just means you have to pretend you like to eat fruits and vegetables in front of your kids, knowing you’d rather eat a cheeseburger instead.

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There is literally no rule that says you have to get married and start a family. Normalize splitting a mansion with your five best friends and ten dogs.

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Next time someone says “I’m a hugger” and tries to hug me I’m gonna say “I’m a biter” and see how it goes.

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You’re telling me this moron’s on oxy.

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I am a full grown adult. Now listen to me discuss the various plot holes in Paw Patrol.

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No, I didn’t eat enough protein today, but I did think of you with enough intensity to generate new muscle tissue in my heart.

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In a parallel universe, Mariah Carey is doing her shopping and is sick of hearing me on every store’s speaker system.

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Snow White and the seven dwarves of the menopause; Itchy, Bitchy, Sweaty, Sleepy, Bloated, Forgetful, and Psycho.

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Imagine playing Truth or Dare and they dare you to go home.

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The worst thing I’ve seen as a paramedic is my paycheck.

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Disney set unrealistic standards of how often woodland creatures would help me clean and do laundry if I just sang out my window.

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Nostalgia is mostly dumb nonsense, but movie rental stores were legitimately better than streaming.

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The real flex is how many wounds you can turn into wisdom.

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I think it’s clear that companies making medicine have no idea what fruits taste like.

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My unemployed neighbor with an unlimited firework budget would like to wish everyone a happy 9th of July.

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That fight could’ve been an email.

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Leggings: elegant for some, elephant for others.

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