11 Funny songs quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Really just want to meet someone who knows what songs not to talk over.

  Commentary:
  "Looking for that special someone who can appreciate the sacred silence that comes when a banger plays 🎶🤫 Good communication skills are music to my ears! 🎵🗣️ #SelectiveListenerGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I have had songs stuck in my head and I have had people stuck in my head, I highly recommend songs.

  Commentary:
  "Having people stuck in your head can lead to messy situations…but having songs stuck in your head just leads to impromptu karaoke sessions at inappropriate times! 🎤🎶 Let’s stick with the safer option, shall we?"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Guys, please stop wearing NASA shirts, I bet you can’t even name one of their songs.

  Commentary:
  "Guys, let's get our facts straight before launching our fashion choices into orbit 🚀👨‍🚀 Can anyone hum the tune of 'Space Odyssey' or 'Rocket Man'? 🎶🌌 #FashionFail #LostInSpace"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: All I’m saying is, there are too many songs about love and not enough songs about evenly layered nachos.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs love when you have a perfectly balanced plate of nachos? 🧀🌶️ Let's give nachos the anthem they truly deserve! 🎶 #NachoLove"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It’s weird that Usher doesn’t have any songs about showing people to their seats.

  Commentary:
  "Well, we can only speculate that maybe Usher was too busy dancing in the club to consider a career in hospitality seating services 🕺🎤 Maybe his next hit will be a chart-topper on ushering customers to their designated spots! 🪑😂 #SeatMeRight"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Not enough rap songs about stores suddenly changing their layout.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine dropping some sick beats about searching for the milk aisle only to find it relocated to the frozen foods section. 🛒🎤 #RapGameChaos"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I love rap beefs, it’s so romantic when two guys sing songs to each other.

  Commentary:
  Oh, nothing says romance like a good ol' rap beef! 🎤🥩 It's like a musical love letter filled with sass and shade, set to a sick beat. Who needs flowers and chocolates when you can have diss tracks and Twitter rants? It's a modern-day Romeo and Juliet saga, with a hip-hop twist! 💔🎶 #RapLoveSongs

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  5 months ago

  Share →: So many songs that tell you to throw your hands in the air like you just don’t care, so few about the hazards of ceiling fans.

  Commentary:
  "Throw your hands in the air like you just don't care… but be careful of those pesky ceiling fans! 🙌🚫💨 Safety first, folks! Maybe we need a new hit song about 'Watch Out for the Fan Blades' 🎶😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If Spotify has taught me anything, it’s that I don’t know the correct lyrics to any of my favorite songs.

  Commentary:
  "Thanks to Spotify, I'm the reigning champion of making up lyrics on the spot! 🎤😂 Who needs accuracy when you've got creativity, right? 🎶💬"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Lawyers should get walk-up songs in court like how wrestlers do.

  Commentary:
  Oh, can you imagine the drama and excitement in the courtroom if lawyers strutted in to their own walk-up songs like wrestlers do? 💼🎵 "Here comes the Judge" playing for intense moments and "Smooth Criminal" for smooth-talking attorneys. Just don't let them slam the gavel too dramatically! ⚖️🎶 #LegalShowdown

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