“I’d love to go to the moon” I said “but on a full moon day of course, no point going all that way when only half of it’s there” Posted on10 hours ago
A big F*** YOU to people driving small cars and pulling deep into parking spaces so I think I have a spot until the last second. Posted on16 hours ago
Nasa is launching a satellite to say sorry to the aliens. They’re calling it the Apollo G. Posted on23 hours ago
I’m not sure what everyone at my coworking space does for work, but I’m pretty sure one guy’s job is chewing. Posted on23 hours ago
Today I couldn’t find a parking space at work, so I drove back home. Looks like they have enough people there. Posted on1 day ago
If an alien is 60 million light years away and is watching us through a telescope, it will see dinosaurs. Posted on1 day ago
The most unrealistic part of cooking shows is when they have enough room in their fridge to fit an entire baking sheet. Posted on1 day ago
It is not without reason that all telescopes searching for intelligent life are pointed away from Earth. Posted on2 days ago
Ever read something so magnificently stupid that you have to just stare into space for a little while and reconcile with your brain for having been subjected to it? Posted on2 days ago
We can put a man on the moon but we can’t find a good way to drink wine from a lying down position. Posted on2 days ago
If I were a billionaire, I wouldn’t build rockets to escape to Mars. I would build rockets to make everyone else leave Earth. Posted on3 days ago
There are 400 billion stars in our galaxy and perhaps two trillion galaxies in total, and I just wonder if Miss Universe fully understands her achievement. Posted on4 days ago
The week between Christmas and New Year’s should be studied as it is clearly a wormhole, disturbing time and space. Posted on5 days ago