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Wi-Fi: Your internet connection is unstable. Me: You should see my life.

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If you order a pizza with veggies on it, you can tell people you had a salad.

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Being complimented by a girl in public is like getting kissed by an angel.

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Grape soda doesn’t taste at all like grapes, but it does taste like purple, and I don’t know how to explain that.

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Every gift guide for men is like “A flannel flask to hold your knife flavored whiskey.”

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Enjoy your 30s, because in your 40s, your first check engine lights come on.

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Girls be like, “I know a spot,” then sacrifice you under the full moon.

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Your reply guys are like Pooh Bear. They wear no pants and are relentlessly trying to get in your honeypot.

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I’ve never been kissed under the cameltoe or whatever it’s called.

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I don’t push people away, I just do the Macarena.

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People just don’t build cities on rock and roll anymore.

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How many cups of coffee is OK to have every day? Is it eight? I’m pretty sure it’s eight.

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Made a lot of mistakes in my life, but adding more cheese than a recipe calls for isn’t one of them.

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I need an app that deletes my number from other people’s phones.

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If you know karate, you shouldn’t have to pay for stuff.

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It’s important that everyone takes really good pictures of me this summer.

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I didn’t buy that thing I wanted but didn’t need, so I celebrated by buying a different thing I wanted but didn’t need.

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There’s really nothing as pathetic as watching a sad little man argue with Grok in hopes of manipulating the conversation to get an answer he wants.

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During arguments with idiots, I wish I could throw a flash bang and disappear.

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Perfume is designed to be an invisible accessory. It’s not designed to instantly kill the canary when you entered the room.

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If you did the weekend right, your coffee needs coffee today.

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My tombstone will read “Hey there, I’m using WhatsApp!”.

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If I ever go missing, promise me that you won’t put my weight on the poster.

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My superpower is always picking the line at the grocery store that moves the slowest.

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I always say “it’s so expensive” and then buy it nonetheless.

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If I ever go missing, please print my picture on wine bottles and not on milk boxes. My friends are more likely to find me then.

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Young people are too young nowadays. Back in the good old days, young people were my age.

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I’m sorry I don’t take orders. I barely take suggestions.

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I only attract psychopaths. If you’ve ever had a crush on me, find a therapist.

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Text her when the moon looks pretty.

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My mirror needs a screenshot button.

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Google AI is awesome because it kills the planet and doesn’t work.

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Sometimes when I’m having a particularly stressful day, I take a pregnancy test to remind myself that at least one thing in my life is still going as planned.

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Unfollowing girls on Instagram as soon as they get a boyfriend is something I’ll never stop doing.

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What I lack in moves on the dance floor, I more than make up for in dancing around a conversation.

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Could a mosquito drink blood out of a cup or something or are they legally required to Capri Sun my legs all summer?

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Welcome to your 40’s: you get excited about avocados now.

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The trick is to not let people know how weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.

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Being a girl must be so easy. All you do is cry all day and text 10 different guys.

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Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can’t eat or play with it, just pee on it and walk away.

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