Funny quotes space

42 Funny space quotes

I don’t think astronauts should be allowed to come back. You made your choice.

1 month ago

Those astronauts that just landed? They should be greeted by chimpanzees on horses.

1 month ago

There are 400 billion stars in our galaxy and perhaps two trillion galaxies in total, and I just wonder if Miss Universe fully understands her achievement.

1 month ago

I bet aliens lock their door when they go past earth.

1 month ago

It’s so peaceful when you have no interest in other people’s business.

1 month ago

The gaps in my resume are from the space bar.

2 months ago

The week between Christmas and New Year’s should be studied as it is clearly a wormhole, disturbing time and space.

2 months ago

Sex is cool but have you ever had your bed all to yourself.

2 months ago

I’m developing a new fragrance for introverts. It’s called: “Leave me the fuh cologne”.

3 months ago

You’re a ghost driving a meat-coated skeleton made from stardust, riding a rock, hurtling through space. Fear nothing.

3 months ago

What’s said in the blanket fort, stays in the blanket fort.

3 months ago

We put a man on the moon in 1969, and if you elect me to be your president, I promise that we will not stop until every man is on the moon.

3 months ago

Your opinions are not my business.

3 months ago

I kind of miss when people stood 6 feet away.

3 months ago

Sex is cool but have you ever had a king size bed all to yourself.

3 months ago

Some of you need to clean your room before you take a selfie.

3 months ago

I’m ready to try another planet.

3 months ago

Don’t talk to me while my earphones are in, man, I’m at a concert.

3 months ago

Life hack: if you run out of treadmill space for your clothes, get a piano.

3 months ago

So why is it that when Star Trek ‘boldly go where no one has gone before’ they always find someone there?

3 months ago