84 Funny space quotes

• They should invent a grocery store that’s just for me and no one else.

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  else, grocery, grocery store, humor, invent, invention, just, me, personal, personal space, shopping, should, solitude, space, store

• I’m an adult in the same way that Katy Perry is an astronaut.

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  adult, astronaut, celebrity, comparison, humor, identity, katy, Katy Perry, perry, same, space

• Ever since I was a kid, I always knew I wanted to live in a galaxy far, far away.

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  always, away, childhood, dream, ever, far, far away, galaxy, humor, i, kid, live, sci-fi, space, wanted, wish

• Maybe the elephant doesn’t want to be addressed, and we should respect their boundaries.

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  animal, animal behavior, behavior, boundary, communication, elephant, humor, maybe, personal, personal space, respect, should, space, want

• When someone sits in the empty seat beside you: flattered yet annoyed. When no one sits in the empty seat beside you: offended yet relieved.

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  annoyed, awkwardness, empty, empty seat, feelings, humor, irony, mixed, mixed feelings, offended, personal, personal space, reaction, seat, situation, social, social awkwardness, social situation, someone, space

• Libraries were a good start, but we really need to keep working on the number of places where people shouldn’t be allowed to talk.

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  allowed, communication, control, etiquette, good, humor, keep, library, need, noise, noise control, number, people, places, public, public space, silence, social, social etiquette, space, start, talk, talking, where, working

• I’m on a spinning rock in outer space, and I have to answer work emails.

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  answer, email, emails, frustration, humor, i, outer, planet, rock, space, spinning, work

• Aliens probably lock their doors when they fly past Earth.

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  alien, aliens, door, doors, Earth, extraterrestrial, fly, humor, joke, lock, past, safety, space

• Touch my butt, not my coffee.

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  boundary, butt, cheek, coffee, humor, personal, personal space, playful, space, touch

• I want a restraining order on everyone who doesn’t wear deodorant.

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  annoyance, deodorant, everyone, humor, hygiene, i, odor, order, personal, personal space, restraining, social, social humor, space, want, wear

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