53 Funny space quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  View →: Sorry, can’t. I’m too busy growing new neural pathways to make space for a stranger’s opinion. Evolution takes bandwidth, man.
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  2 weeks ago

  View →: Distance is my jam; solitude is my peanut butter.
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  2 weeks ago

  View →: Due to inflation, alien abduction no longer comes with free probes. Humans are required to bring their own probes or may purchase a probe on board the spacecraft for a moderate fee.
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  2 weeks ago

  View →: Why are there people outside at the same time as me? It’s my turn.
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: Sending your selfies to NASA because you’re a star.
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: My love life feels like when you finally spot an open space in a full parking lot — and then boom, it’s a motorcycle.
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  4 weeks ago

  View →: If you’re riding in my car, that little middle piece is for my elbow — not yours.
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  4 weeks ago

  View →: Floating on a rock in space, but yeah – 9 to 5 sounds reasonable.
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  4 weeks ago

  View →: Coming back to your own bed after a few days away is peak coziness.
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  1 month ago

  View →: Every time I have to leave the house and be around people I remember why I hate having to leave the house and be around people.
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  1 month ago

  View →: They should invent going outside without people looking at you.
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  3 months ago

  View →: I don’t think astronauts should be allowed to come back. You made your choice.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Those astronauts that just landed? They should be greeted by chimpanzees on horses.
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  3 months ago

  View →: There are 400 billion stars in our galaxy and perhaps two trillion galaxies in total, and I just wonder if Miss Universe fully understands her achievement.
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  3 months ago

  View →: I bet aliens lock their door when they go past earth.
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  3 months ago

  View →: It’s so peaceful when you have no interest in other people’s business.
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  3 months ago

  View →: The gaps in my resume are from the space bar.
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  4 months ago

  View →: The week between Christmas and New Year’s should be studied as it is clearly a wormhole, disturbing time and space.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Sex is cool but have you ever had your bed all to yourself.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I’m developing a new fragrance for introverts. It’s called: “Leave me the fuh cologne”.
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  4 months ago

  View →: You’re a ghost driving a meat-coated skeleton made from stardust, riding a rock, hurtling through space. Fear nothing.
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  4 months ago

  View →: What’s said in the blanket fort, stays in the blanket fort.
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  5 months ago

  View →: We put a man on the moon in 1969, and if you elect me to be your president, I promise that we will not stop until every man is on the moon.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Your opinions are not my business.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I kind of miss when people stood 6 feet away.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Sex is cool but have you ever had a king size bed all to yourself.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Some of you need to clean your room before you take a selfie.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I’m ready to try another planet.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Don’t talk to me while my earphones are in, man, I’m at a concert.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Life hack: if you run out of treadmill space for your clothes, get a piano.

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