24 Funny standing quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: No one is more hated than those two people who start a standing ovation.

  Commentary:
  "Those two people are the real bravehearts of clap wars! 👐😂👏"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Sorry I’m late — I was standing in the shower, thinking about stuff.

  Commentary:
  "Brainstorming session went a little longer than expected! 🚿🧠🤔🌧️ #DeepThoughts"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Arguing through text will have you standing in one spot for 40 mins.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew my texting plan came with a free gym membership? 🏋️‍♂️😂📱"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: That awkward shopping moment when someone is standing in front of the items you need and you pretend you’re shopping for something else because they just won’t budge.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic 'Nope, I totally needed to examine this random jar of olives right here' maneuver. 🛒😅 Next time, maybe we should bring a dancing distraction to shimmy them out of the way! 💃🕺"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: “I’m still young”, I tell myself, as my knees make popping noises while standing up.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic soundtrack of aging – the sweet serenade of popping knees harmonizing with the symphony of cracking joints 🎶💃🕺 Stay young at heart, even if your body disagrees 😉👵 #ForeverYoungButWithPoppingKnees"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Requesting the Pink Panther theme song at karaoke and just standing on the stage motionless the entire time.

  Commentary:
  🎶🎶 "And now, presenting the next karaoke sensation… someone who takes 'Pink Panther' quite literally! 🐾 This performance is so smooth, you might mistake it for a cat burglar! 😹 Just watch out for the mysterious charm and the stealthy moves… or lack thereof! 🎶🎵 #KaraokeGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Wrapping gifts on the floor after 50: 1% holiday spirit, 99% figuring out how to stand up without calling for help.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew that mastering the art of gift wrapping would come with a fitness challenge? 🎁💪 Channeling our inner contortionist this holiday season! 😂 #giftwrappinggoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Offering people sitting on the bus my standing room. Like it’s better.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, so generous of you to offer your deluxe standing room on the bus, as if it's the hottest ticket in town! 🎟️🚌 Who wouldn't want to experience the joy of swaying and stumbling around with every abrupt stop? You're truly a modern-day hero, champion of courtesy and facilitator of awkward balancing acts! 🦸‍♂️🙃 #BusRiderExtraordinaire"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: “The only thing standing between you and your dreams is you!” Yeah, have you met me? That’s gonna be a problem.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the age-old battle between our aspirations and our inner procrastinator 🤷‍♂️ Don't you just love it when you outsmart yourself before you even get started? 🙃 Looks like we've got a classic case of self-sabotage at its finest! 💭 Keep calm and blame it on "you" – the ultimate dream crusher! #DreamsVsYOU 😆🚫💭

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Now that I have a standing desk, I’m adding manual labor to my resume.

  Commentary:
  Way to multitask like a pro! 💼💪 Who needs a gym membership when you can just work and work out at the same time. 💪💼 #FitnessGoals #MultiTaskingChamp

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