36 Funny standing quotes

• My favorite part about standing in line is watching the other lines move more quickly.

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  2 hours ago

  comparison, favorite, humor, impatience, irony, line, lines, move, observation, queue, standing, waiting, watching

• I don’t care if I’m standing in the window, if I said I ain’t home, I ain’t home.

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  15 hours ago

  care, denial, home, honesty, humor, i, lying, said, standing, stubbornness, window

• It’s not jingling to you that I’m standing on Christmas.

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  18 hours ago

  Christmas, holiday, holiday humor, humor, jingle, pun, standing, wordplay

• Starting to think business is standing on me.

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  21 hours ago

  business, complaint, humor, me, pressure, standing, starting, stress, think, wordplay, work

• I can show you the stars, we just have to stand up really fast.

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  1 week ago

  fast, humor, i, joke, just, night, observation, show, sky, stand, standing, star, stars, surprise

• I just love the lack of privacy in the pharmacy line. Just standing there shouting out my name, date of birth, and exactly what is wrong with me for the world to hear.

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  1 month ago

  birth, date, date of birth, exactly, health, hear, humor, i, information, just, lack, line, love, me, name, personal, personal information, pharmacy, pharmacy line, privacy, public, shouting, standing, world, wrong

• Post-standing clarity is like, damn, I could have been sitting this whole time.

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  2 months ago

  clarity, hindsight, humor, i, post-standing, post-standing clarity, self-reflection, sitting, standing, time, whole

• I have to stand in the shower about this.

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  2 months ago

  bathroom, confusion, humor, i, shower, stand, standing

• Standing like a flamingo at my kitchen counter eating watermelon is such a vibe.

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  2 months ago

  counter, eating, flamingo, kitchen, kitchen counter, standing, vibe, watermelon

• Not to brag, but I just stood up without making a sound. Don’t be jealous.

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  2 months ago

  achievement, brag, humor, i, jealous, jealousy, just, making, pride, silence, sound, standing, standing up

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