Funny quotes standing

21 Funny standing quotes

That awkward shopping moment when someone is standing in front of the items you need and you pretend you’re shopping for something else because they just won’t budge.

1 month ago

“I’m still young”, I tell myself, as my knees make popping noises while standing up.

2 months ago

Requesting the Pink Panther theme song at karaoke and just standing on the stage motionless the entire time.

2 months ago

Wrapping gifts on the floor after 50: 1% holiday spirit, 99% figuring out how to stand up without calling for help.

3 months ago

Offering people sitting on the bus my standing room. Like it’s better.

3 months ago

“The only thing standing between you and your dreams is you!” Yeah, have you met me? That’s gonna be a problem.

3 months ago

Now that I have a standing desk, I’m adding manual labor to my resume.

3 months ago

If I were Juliet, I would NOT be pleased to find a man standing under my balcony at midnight. Sir, I am in my jim-jams.

3 months ago

It sucks when you have to stand on an escalator for 30 minutes because of a power cut.

3 months ago

Not sure why I drink anymore. I get the same effect from standing up too fast.

3 months ago

Where do I sign up to be one of those influencers with 2M followers whose whole thing is just standing in front of other people’s content and nodding?

3 months ago

Oh you won a gold medal at the Olympics? My watch just congratulated me for standing up.

3 months ago

Being single allows you to do a lot of things. For example, standing naked in the kitchen at night and eating cold pizza.

3 months ago

The recipe I’m making specifically says allow to cook undisturbed, and yet my whole family is standing in the kitchen.

3 months ago

My neighbor said he heard me having sex today but it was just me standing in front of my air conditioner.

3 months ago

People always ask me why there’s a chair in my shower. Who the hell eats breakfast standing up?

3 months ago

Standing on a scale and thinking: so much wisdom and inner beauty can’t be light.

3 months ago

When someone asks me why I’m in a wheelchair, I want to say something ridiculous like, “I’m not standing up until I’ve saved a million.”

3 months ago

Looking for someone who loves me as much as some people love standing up the second a plane lands.

3 months ago

I’m just a girl standing in front of a cat who followed me to the bathroom.

3 months ago