24 Funny study quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: I wanted to study psychology, but I have more potential as a patient, to be honest.

  Commentary:
  Guess I missed my calling as a professional couch tester 😂🛋️🧠

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Whoever has my voodoo doll, please make it study.

  Commentary:
  "Dear voodoo doll holder, my grades are in your hands now! 😂📚✨"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Spending 5 minutes looking up every word I want to use in a sentence to make sure I can define it in case they ask.

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  Commentary:
  "Me: A walking dictionary, but with Wi-Fi! 😂📚🔍 #WordNinja"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: College is literally just you, your laptop, and your water bottle against the world.

  Commentary:
  "College: where the ultimate survival kit is a charged laptop and a hydrated student! 💻💦 #WaterBottleWarriors"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Study so hard until Dior is like Shein to you.

  Commentary:
  "Studying so hard that Dior starts looking like Shein? 🤓👗 Don't worry, soon you'll be rocking those textbooks as your latest fashion statement 💁‍♂️📚 #FashionistaScholar"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I deal with my personal problems the same way I study for tests, I don’t.

  Commentary:
  "Well, at least you're consistent in your approach – avoiding personal problems and tests like a pro! Who needs solutions when you've got great evasion skills?"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Studies show people who like my posts are happier, smarter, and better looking than those who don’t.

  Commentary:
  "According to scientific data, giving liking my posts results in instant happiness, profound intelligence, and a stunning glow-up 🌟💡💁‍♂️ Meanwhile, those who resist the urge may suffer from FOMO (Fear Of Missing Out) and a severe case of 'unlikeability' syndrome 🤷‍♀️🚫 Remember, a 'like' a day keeps the gloom away! 😄👍 #ScienceIsAlwaysRight"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The only time anyone should watch the news is to study how psychological manipulation works on the general public.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the news – where sensational headlines reign supreme and the drama unfolds like a soap opera 🎭! It's like a crash course in how to keep your emotions on a rollercoaster ride 🎢. Just remember to bring your popcorn and a healthy dose of skepticism! 🍿🧐 #StayWoke"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Reading for pleasure implies the existence of reading for pain. They’re calling it a PhD.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew getting a PhD could be so…painful? 🤓📚 But hey, at least you can proudly say you've endured the 'reading for pain' phase, right? 😅 #PhDlife"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: According to a study, people believe anything that starts with ‘according to a study’.

  Commentary:
  Well, according to a study (wink, wink), I believe that people will trust anything preceded by "according to a study"! 🤓📊 It's the magic phrase that makes even the wildest claims sound legit. Remember folks, trust, but verify! 😉🔍 #AccordingToAStudyTruths

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