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They should have made a pool raft that looked like a broken door when Titanic was in theaters. I bet it would have sold millions.

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I’m not religious but I know there’s a hell because Monopoly exists.

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I don’t need Halloween. I have strange characters around me all year round.

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Whoever named the meatball absolutely nailed it.

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“Hey you!” is short for “I have no idea what your name is.”

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No haunted houses for me this year. If I wanna be frightened, I’ll just look at my 401k.

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You can tell a lot about someone based on which Spice Girl they were most attracted to.

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I’ve reached a point in my life where if I can’t find parking, I’m just going to go home.

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After a month away and enough pasta to scare an Italian grandma, I can confirm: too much Parmesan? Never heard of her.

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I wrote a book. It’s a murder mystery. You’re in it but only for the first couple of chapters.

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Revenge is a dish best served by cutting a sandwich horizontally instead of diagonally.

Just landed via WeChat:

I could low-key really use a wish right now.

Live now on WhatsApp:

Someone asked me how much I normally spend on a bottle of wine. Answering “usually an hour” wasn’t the right answer. I know this now.

Spotted on Twitch:

A marriage is about solving problems together, you know, those problems you wouldn’t have if you were single.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Life is just a series of obstacles preventing you from reading your book.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Can you imagine being a 7th grade girl and being able to see your crush’s bedroom during Zoom math class.

Spotted on WeChat:

It’s cool how seeing a less flattering photo of an attractive friend does not change my perception of them at all, but seeing one of myself makes me want to jump off a bridge.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Went outside. Touched grass. Got bit by bugs. Zero stars.

Just landed via YouTube:

Adulthood means trying to convince yourself that the font is just too small and that it isn’t your eyesight going bad.

Spotted on Snapchat:

I keep screenshots the way my husband keeps old cords, stored neatly away until the day I might need them.

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The second date is you watching me parallel park and trying not to have a stroke.

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Regrettably, my children appear to have befriended a child I find annoying.

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Playing Mortal Kombat at an arcade in the 90’s would fix me.

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At this point, if you buy Tesla, everyone is just going to assume you are a loser.

56 shares on Instagram this month:

Pronouncing hyperbole like guacamole.

50 shares on Messenger this month:

I think more people would actually heal from their trauma if they got revenge.

14 shares on Telegram this month:

If you’re not in my circle of trust, you’re probably in my triangle of suspicion or rhombus of doubt.

17 shares on Instagram this month:

How many times does one have to open the fridge door before cake appears inside?

88 shares on Twitch this month:

I like you so much, I’d actually learn your phone number.

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All I do is go to work, come home, blink and suddenly I’m back at work.

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Picking up a hitchhiker is not worth the risk of being forced to make small talk with a stranger.

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Cartoons make it look like getting stabbed in the butt with a pitchfork would be no big deal, but I beg to differ.

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Every time you rub your eyes, they should change color a little.

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My superpower is to make anyone I wanna make comfortable feel uncomfortable.

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You should leave your comfort zone and come to mine instead.

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I bet my soulmate is out there somewhere pretending everything is fine.

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If I was polyamorous, I think Id date my girlfriend three times.

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I didn’t lose an hour of sleep. The hour of sleep lost me.

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“I’m still young”, I tell myself, as my knees make popping noises while standing up.

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Big fan of taking a huge bite and then nodding while I chew. You make an excellent point, food.

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We should be able to go to the bar and drink to watch Love Island, like men do with sports.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has viewed:

Whoever’s praying on my downfall, I appreciate you thinking of me.

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“What’s a random act of kindness you’ve done for a stranger recently?” I helped a bunch of teens buy alcohol and cigarettes the other day.

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My life is constantly oscillating between “must save money” and “you only live once”.

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Showering & getting in bed is literally one of the best combos ever.

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Unfortunately, it only strengthens my spirit when the summer people mourn their terrible season.

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I believe in you. I also believe in Bigfoot so don’t get too excited.

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Whenever an insect rides for miles on my car, I imagine it thinking: “Oh crap, moving again!”

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Good morning to everyone except people that talk to the cashier about their entire day.

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Dating to marry in a world filled with cheaters, situationships, and hook-up culture.

Breaking via X:

Bruce Lee had a faster older brother named Sudden Lee.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

No one is shocked when a defibrillator doesn’t work.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

My brain is on airplane mode today.

Live now on Discord:

You can’t fix stupid, but you can watch it in action on Facebook every day.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

When you’re using Grok, the A in Al just stands for Adolf.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Is it socially acceptable to wear pajamas all day if you’re constantly holding a coffee cup?

Just landed via Telegram:

My grandmother is a shining example of how you can live until 90 years of age, sustained by nothing but spite and biscuits.

Going bananas on Instagram:

“You’re a cardiologist? Is that like a fancy name for an auto mechanic?”

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