19 Funny superhero quotes

• Why do Marvel movies need 3 hours to accomplish what The Powerpuff Girls did in 11 minutes?

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  2 months ago

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• I’m too lazy to be a superhero. If I had laser eyes, I’d probably just use them to heat soup or something.

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  2 months ago

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• I think it’s time I find myself a new inspiration, asking myself “what would Batman do?” gets me in too much trouble.

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  2 months ago

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• Captain America taught me that I just need to take performance enhancing drugs to be loved by everyone.

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  2 months ago

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• If I was ever told to “dress to impress”, my first thought would be to get the Batman suit out.

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  3 months ago

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• The funniest thing about Batman is that he legitimately doesn’t give a shit about crime that happens during the day.

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  3 months ago

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• Spider-Man, but set in rural England so he just has to walk everywhere.

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  3 months ago

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• Shazam but for random noises outside.

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  3 months ago

  creativity, humor, noise, outside, random, random noise, Shazam, sound, superhero

• Peter Parker having to juggle a day job with being a superhero feels kinda stupid nowadays. Just launch a Patreon, my man. Throw a PayPal link in that Spider-bio.

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  3 months ago

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