Commentary:
"Looks like we've cracked the code, folks! 🦸♀️🦸♂️ Being a superhero is clearly the ultimate relationship status. Who needs a sidekick when you've got superpowers, right? 😄💥 #SuperSingle"
11 Funny superhero quotes
Trending Funny Superhero Quotes 🔥
- Superwoman: Single. Batman: Single. Wonder Woman: Single. I get it now, I’m single because I’m a superhero.
- Spider-Man, but set in rural England so he just has to walk everywhere.
- Shazam but for random noises outside.
- Why do Marvel movies need 3 hours to accomplish what The Powerpuff Girls did in 11 minutes?
- I’m too lazy to be a superhero. If I had laser eyes, I’d probably just use them to heat soup or something.
More funny superhero quotes 👇
Top Funny Superhero Quotes 🔥
- Captain America taught me that I just need to take performance enhancing drugs to be loved by everyone.
- If I was ever told to “dress to impress”, my first thought would be to get the Batman suit out.
- Peter Parker having to juggle a day job with being a superhero feels kinda stupid nowadays. Just launch a Patreon, my man. Throw a PayPal link in that Spider-bio.
- Superwoman: Single. Batman: Single. Wonder Woman: Single. I get it now, I’m single because I’m a superhero.
- If you ever find yourself mad at me, put a cape on so you can be super mad.
For even more funny superhero quotes, check out the next page, if available 👇
All funny superhero quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌
We’re always brewing up more funny superhero quotes. Don’t forget to check back regularly! 🔄
Trending Topics 🔥
activity communication day food fun fun activity humor i irony joke just know life love me media need parenting people procrastination relationship sarcasm sleep social someone technology think time want work
Funny Quotes Data 🤓
436 added this month
10,023
Funny Quotes Topics
1 hour ago