11 Funny swift quotes — Wordgag ツ

Taylor Swift’s prenup is about to be longer than any book Travis Kelce has ever read.

1 week ago1 week ago

Spotify should have helpful mental health suggestions like “your top listens are Taylor Swift and true crime, go to therapy.”

2 months ago2 months ago

I wonder how my close personal beloved friend Taylor Swift is doing today.

4 months ago4 months ago

Relationship so bad you start relating to Taylor Swift songs.

6 months ago

You’re in his DMs, I’m outside his window with a JBL speaker streaming Taylor Swift.

6 months ago

I wonder if that football guy will be at the Taylor Swift game again today.

Jan 29, 2025

I now have Taylor Swift as my alarm. Now I always wake up five minutes earlier so I don’t have to listen to it.

Jan 27, 2025

Taylor Swift should write a song about people who don’t return their shopping carts to the corrals.

Jan 25, 2025

Taylor Swift is a psyop designed to get my wife to hum little tunes here and there.

Jan 25, 2025

I don’t think you all understand. If Taylor Swift didn’t have a private jet, she’d be Taylor Slow.

Jan 24, 2025

Taylor Swift’s most unrealistic lyric is “he’d never tell you, but he can play guitar”, because I’ve never met a man who can play guitar that isn’t gonna tell you about it.

Jan 23, 2025