Funny swift quotes

I wonder if that football guy will be at the Taylor Swift game again today.

I wonder if that football guy will be at the Taylor Swift game again today.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025

I now have Taylor Swift as my alarm. Now I always wake up five minutes earlier so I don't have to listen to it.

I now have Taylor Swift as my alarm. Now I always wake up five minutes earlier so I don’t have to listen to it.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Taylor Swift should write a song about people who don’t return their shopping carts to the corrals.

Taylor Swift should write a song about people who don’t return their shopping carts to the corrals.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Taylor Swift is a psyop designed to get my wife to hum little tunes here and there.

Taylor Swift is a psyop designed to get my wife to hum little tunes here and there.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

I don’t think you all understand. If Taylor Swift didn’t have a private jet, she’d be Taylor Slow.

I don’t think you all understand. If Taylor Swift didn’t have a private jet, she’d be Taylor Slow.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Taylor Swift’s most unrealistic lyric is “he’d never tell you, but he can play guitar”, because I’ve never met a man who can play guitar that isn’t gonna tell you about it.

Taylor Swift’s most unrealistic lyric is “he’d never tell you, but he can play guitar”, because I’ve never met a man who can play guitar that isn’t gonna tell you about it.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Relationship so bad you start relating to Taylor Swift songs.

Relationship so bad you start relating to Taylor Swift songs.

Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025

You’re in his DMs, I’m outside his window with a JBL speaker streaming Taylor Swift.

You’re in his DMs, I’m outside his window with a JBL speaker streaming Taylor Swift.

Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025