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Funny swift quotes

Relationship so bad you start relating to Taylor Swift songs.

1 month ago

You’re in his DMs, I’m outside his window with a JBL speaker streaming Taylor Swift.

1 month ago

I wonder if that football guy will be at the Taylor Swift game again today.

3 months ago

I now have Taylor Swift as my alarm. Now I always wake up five minutes earlier so I don’t have to listen to it.

3 months ago

Taylor Swift should write a song about people who don’t return their shopping carts to the corrals.

3 months ago

Taylor Swift is a psyop designed to get my wife to hum little tunes here and there.

3 months ago

I don’t think you all understand. If Taylor Swift didn’t have a private jet, she’d be Taylor Slow.

3 months ago

Taylor Swift’s most unrealistic lyric is “he’d never tell you, but he can play guitar”, because I’ve never met a man who can play guitar that isn’t gonna tell you about it.

3 months ago