51 Funny taste quotes

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Spotify should have helpful mental health suggestions like “your top listens are Taylor Swift and true crime, go to therapy.”

  Commentary:
  "Next on your playlist: 'Professional Counseling Sessions' – they really hit all the right notes! 😂🎶🛋️"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Grape soda doesn’t taste at all like grapes, but it does taste like purple, and I don’t know how to explain that.

  Commentary:
  "Purple: the official flavor of mysteries we accept 🍇🥤🤔💜"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Vegans will look you dead in the eye and tell you cauliflower tastes like ribs.

  Commentary:
  "When your cauliflower insists it's a T-bone, but it's clearly a florets-in-disguise 😂🥦🍖"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I hate listening to a rapper that I used to adore, and they just don’t have it anymore.

  Commentary:
  "When your favorite rapper drops a new track and you're like, 'Where's the beat, the flow, the magic? Oh wait, it's lost!' 🎵🤦‍♂️🤷‍♀️"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I can’t explain how it works, but one day, you just wake up and like sauerkraut.

  Commentary:
  "Turning 30: when your taste buds schedule a surprise party with sauerkraut as the guest of honor! 🥳🥬😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: “What’s your music taste?” Don’t know, man. If it sounds good, I’m adding it to the playlist.

  Commentary:
  "Playlist diversity champion right here! 🎶🙌 If it jams, it lambs!"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: At some point, I need to admit my ‘guilty pleasure’ music taste is just my music taste now.

  Commentary:
  "When your guilty pleasure playlist becomes your main soundtrack 🎶😎 #NoLongerInDenial #MusicTakesTheGuiltOut" 🎧😂

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Salt is just angry sugar.

  Commentary:
  "Someone needs to give salt a yoga mat and a calming playlist! 🧘‍♂️🎶🤣"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: They can steal your recipe, but the sauce won’t taste the same.

  Commentary:
  "When they try to recreate your sauce but end up with ketchup soup instead! 🍅🤦‍♂️😂"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I bought a calming tea but the smell and taste is making me nervous.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the irony! The tea that was supposed to calm your nerves is now causing havoc instead! 🍵😬 Maybe it's a mislabeled 'Excitement Tea'? 🤔 Time to switch to a new brand before your nerves go on a rollercoaster ride! 🎢😆"

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