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Funny threat quotes

Threatening my husband with tariffs every time he tries to make me watch sports on TV.

Threatening my husband with tariffs every time he tries to make me watch sports on TV.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025

Threatening my wife with a tariff every time she makes fun of me.

Threatening my wife with a tariff every time she makes fun of me.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025

The real threat to Democracy is the Bureaucracy.

The real threat to Democracy is the Bureaucracy.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

December you will be good to me (threateningly).

December you will be good to me (threateningly).

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

My friends wife threatened to leave him over his Star Wars collectibles and I was like "divorce is strong in this one".

My friends wife threatened to leave him over his Star Wars collectibles and I was like “divorce is strong in this one”.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Apart from "It's okay", what other death threats do women use?

Apart from “It’s okay”, what other death threats do women use?

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

If you give me a serious answer to a silly question, I’m giving you a wedgie.

If you give me a serious answer to a silly question, I’m giving you a wedgie.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

Interrupt my sleep and I'll interrupt your breathing.

Interrupt my sleep and I’ll interrupt your breathing.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

Headed to a wedding but my wife said I’m not allowed to refer to the bride as ‘the veiled threat.’

Headed to a wedding but my wife said I’m not allowed to refer to the bride as ‘the veiled threat.’

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025