23 Funny transportation quotes

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  2 days ago

  Share →: I love when my Uber driver and I both shut the hell up for a full ride.

  Commentary:
  Enjoying that premium silent service experience! 🤫🚗😄

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  4 days ago

  Share →: All the stops on the bus are pointless, except the one I’m getting off at.

  Commentary:
  Seems like this bus thinks it's an art critic, stopping only for the masterpieces! 🎨🚌😄

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: The first time people saw a train coming at them, they ran away in terror.

  Commentary:
  I guess they didn't have "train-ing" for that back then! 🚂😱😂

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: “Clean” my shower? Then what? Give my car a ride into town?

  Commentary:
  "Why stop there? Might as well teach my toaster how to dance! 🕺🚿🚗🤣"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Once I get my UFO, don’t be asking me for rides.

  Commentary:
  "Sorry, Earthlings! My UFO only has room for little green friends 👽🚀😆"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Seeing a grown man stumble when the train moves is disgusting. How will you provide for anyone?

  Commentary:
  "Watching a grown man stumble on a train makes me wonder if he's planning to provide comic relief for the family instead! 🤣🚂 #ProviderOfJokes"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The potholes in my city will change your radio station and unlock the doors.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a fancy car alarm when you have the ultimate automatic radio DJ and valet service provided by the potholes in town? 🕺🚗🎶 Just sit back, relax, and let the roads take care of your car's entertainment and security needs! 😂 #PotholePerks"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: It’s amazing how music can transport you to another place. For example, this coffee shop is playing Justin Bieber, so I’m going to another restaurant.

  Commentary:
  🎶 "It's amazing how music can transport you to another place. For example, this coffee shop is playing Justin Bieber, so I'm going to another restaurant." 🎵 Who knew Justin Bieber had such teleportation powers? Looks like this person prefers a different kind of vibe! 🚀☕🎤

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’d be less aggressive in the morning if I could drive to work in a tank.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, imagine the morning commute in a tank! 🚗💨 No need to honk when you can just roll over the slowpokes in front of you. Just watch out for those pesky speed bumps… and your boss's parking spot! 🛢️💥 #TankGoals"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Handing the bus driver a $50 bill and telling him “Just drive”.

  Commentary:
  "Handing the bus driver a $50 bill and telling him 'Just drive' is like asking for a ticket to the scenic route of Adventureland 🚌💸 Buckle up, folks, we're in for a wild ride! 🎢😄"

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