Funny quotes transportation

17 Funny transportation quotes

The potholes in my city will change your radio station and unlock the doors.

2 months ago

It’s amazing how music can transport you to another place. For example, this coffee shop is playing Justin Bieber, so I’m going to another restaurant.

3 months ago

I’d be less aggressive in the morning if I could drive to work in a tank.

3 months ago

Handing the bus driver a $50 bill and telling him “Just drive”.

3 months ago

I don’t know why we traded horses for cars. Your car won’t stop in front of a river and be like, “no way dumbass, we aren’t going to make that.”

3 months ago

Big city friend is complaining about a 10 minute wait for a subway while I sit here waiting for the rail replacement horse.

3 months ago

An electric car is just another electric chair.

3 months ago

Public transportation is great, but they should invent a type where it’s only me in the vehicle.

3 months ago

What genius called it road rage and not locomotive?

3 months ago

What electric cars and diarrhea have in common is the fear of not making it home.

3 months ago

Everyone on the bus thinks that they are the main character, when in reality the main character is the bus.

3 months ago

Riding a bike is an insane concept. You just sit and run at the same time.

3 months ago

Think about how many more lovers you’d have if a cross country high-speed rail existed. That’s what they are taking away from you.

3 months ago

I support robot taxis. How else are robots supposed to get around?

3 months ago

Spider-Man, but set in rural England so he just has to walk everywhere.

3 months ago

Why do plane tickets have to be so expensive? You’re literally going that way anyway. Just give me a ride.

3 months ago

I’m basically a taxi today for the kids and dogs.

3 months ago