Funny quotes transportation

17 Funny transportation quotes

The potholes in my city will change your radio station and unlock the doors.

Funny Quotes Feb 21, 2025

It’s amazing how music can transport you to another place. For example, this coffee shop is playing Justin Bieber, so I’m going to another restaurant.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025

I’d be less aggressive in the morning if I could drive to work in a tank.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Handing the bus driver a $50 bill and telling him “Just drive”.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

I don’t know why we traded horses for cars. Your car won’t stop in front of a river and be like, “no way dumbass, we aren’t going to make that.”

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Big city friend is complaining about a 10 minute wait for a subway while I sit here waiting for the rail replacement horse.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

An electric car is just another electric chair.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Public transportation is great, but they should invent a type where it’s only me in the vehicle.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

What genius called it road rage and not locomotive?

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

What electric cars and diarrhea have in common is the fear of not making it home.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Everyone on the bus thinks that they are the main character, when in reality the main character is the bus.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Riding a bike is an insane concept. You just sit and run at the same time.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Think about how many more lovers you’d have if a cross country high-speed rail existed. That’s what they are taking away from you.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

I support robot taxis. How else are robots supposed to get around?

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Spider-Man, but set in rural England so he just has to walk everywhere.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Why do plane tickets have to be so expensive? You’re literally going that way anyway. Just give me a ride.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

I’m basically a taxi today for the kids and dogs.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025