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26 Funny transportation quotes

Funny transportation quotes ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ˜‚ bring a hilarious twist to the daily grind of getting from A to B. Whether youโ€™re stuck in traffic ๐Ÿšฆ, navigating public transit ๐ŸšŒ, or just dreaming of a road trip ๐Ÿš€, these witty sayings add a spark of joy to every journey. Get ready to laugh your way through the bumps and detours of travel with some seriously clever humor!

I wouldnโ€™t trust a single one of you with a flying car.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

“Thank you for choosing Amtrak.” No problem. There are no other trains.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

I’m glad cars were invented. Imagine riding a horse at 3 a.m., coming back from the club.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I love when my Uber driver and I both shut the hell up for a full ride.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

All the stops on the bus are pointless, except the one Iโ€™m getting off at.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

The first time people saw a train coming at them, they ran away in terror.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

โ€œCleanโ€ my shower? Then what? Give my car a ride into town?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Once I get my UFO, don’t be asking me for rides.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Seeing a grown man stumble when the train moves is disgusting. How will you provide for anyone?

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

The potholes in my city will change your radio station and unlock the doors.

Posted onFeb 21, 2025Feb 21, 2025

It’s amazing how music can transport you to another place. For example, this coffee shop is playing Justin Bieber, so I’m going to another restaurant.

Posted onFeb 3, 2025Feb 3, 2025

I’d be less aggressive in the morning if I could drive to work in a tank.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Handing the bus driver a $50 bill and telling him โ€œJust driveโ€.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

I donโ€™t know why we traded horses for cars. Your car wonโ€™t stop in front of a river and be like, โ€œno way dumbass, we arenโ€™t going to make that.โ€

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Big city friend is complaining about a 10 minute wait for a subway while I sit here waiting for the rail replacement horse.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

An electric car is just another electric chair.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Public transportation is great, but they should invent a type where itโ€™s only me in the vehicle.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

What genius called it road rage and not locomotive?

Posted onJan 24, 2025

What electric cars and diarrhea have in common is the fear of not making it home.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

Everyone on the bus thinks that they are the main character, when in reality the main character is the bus.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

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