19 Funny transportation quotes

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  4 days ago

  Share →: Once I get my UFO, don’t be asking me for rides.

  Commentary:
  "Sorry, Earthlings! My UFO only has room for little green friends 👽🚀😆"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Seeing a grown man stumble when the train moves is disgusting. How will you provide for anyone?

  Commentary:
  "Watching a grown man stumble on a train makes me wonder if he's planning to provide comic relief for the family instead! 🤣🚂 #ProviderOfJokes"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: The potholes in my city will change your radio station and unlock the doors.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a fancy car alarm when you have the ultimate automatic radio DJ and valet service provided by the potholes in town? 🕺🚗🎶 Just sit back, relax, and let the roads take care of your car's entertainment and security needs! 😂 #PotholePerks"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It’s amazing how music can transport you to another place. For example, this coffee shop is playing Justin Bieber, so I’m going to another restaurant.

  Commentary:
  🎶 "It's amazing how music can transport you to another place. For example, this coffee shop is playing Justin Bieber, so I'm going to another restaurant." 🎵 Who knew Justin Bieber had such teleportation powers? Looks like this person prefers a different kind of vibe! 🚀☕🎤

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’d be less aggressive in the morning if I could drive to work in a tank.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, imagine the morning commute in a tank! 🚗💨 No need to honk when you can just roll over the slowpokes in front of you. Just watch out for those pesky speed bumps… and your boss's parking spot! 🛢️💥 #TankGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Handing the bus driver a $50 bill and telling him “Just drive”.

  Commentary:
  "Handing the bus driver a $50 bill and telling him 'Just drive' is like asking for a ticket to the scenic route of Adventureland 🚌💸 Buckle up, folks, we're in for a wild ride! 🎢😄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I don’t know why we traded horses for cars. Your car won’t stop in front of a river and be like, “no way dumbass, we aren’t going to make that.”

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a backseat driver when you've got a horse with an attitude 🐴🚗 Trading horsepower for horsepower may have been a step backward in river-crossing capabilities! 🏞️😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Big city friend is complaining about a 10 minute wait for a subway while I sit here waiting for the rail replacement horse.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the life of a rural commuter 🚂🐎! While urban dwellers grumble about delays on the subway, we countryside folk are here twiddling our thumbs waiting for the trusty rail replacement horse to trot on by. 🤠 #CountryLiving"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: An electric car is just another electric chair.

  Commentary:
  "Charging up for a ride in the electric chair… I mean, car! ⚡😅 Hoping it's a shockingly good drive! ⚡🚗 #ElectrifyingExperience"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Public transportation is great, but they should invent a type where it’s only me in the vehicle.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the dream of a solo mobile throne cruising through the city like a lone ranger! 🚗💨 Who needs crowded buses when you can have a personal chauffeur blasting your favorite tunes? 🎶 Just make sure your imaginary driver doesn't get sassy with backseat driving! 😜"

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