47 Funny truth quotes

• No one warned me that being an adult was mostly just hurrying up to get somewhere you don’t want to go in the first place.

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  3 weeks ago

  adult, adulting, being, destination, frustration, humor, hurry, irony, just, life, life truth, me, place, responsibility, somewhere, truth, want, warned

• So apparently problems don’t go away if you ignore them.

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  1 month ago

  apparently, away, humor, ignore, ignoring, lesson, life, life lesson, problem, problems, truth

• Normalize saying, “I’m not informed enough to have an opinion on the matter.”

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  1 month ago

  awareness, communication, enough, honesty, humility, informed, matter, mindset, norm, normalize, opinion, saying, social, social norm, truth

• I hate when I change the battery in the bathroom scale, and it starts telling the truth again.

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  2 months ago

  again, bathroom, bathroom scale, battery, change, frustration, hate, honesty, humor, i, scale, telling, truth, weight

• People that ask Grok “Is this true” are the reason our society is getting dumber by the minute.

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  2 months ago

  ask, getting, grok, humor, intelligence, minute, people, question, reason, sarcasm, society, true, truth

• No one trashes your name better than the person who is terrified that you are going to tell people the truth.

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  2 months ago

  better, confrontation, fear, going, honesty, name, people, person, reputation, tell, terrified, trashing, truth

• So we have actual fact checkers who know all the facts? Why not create a TV channel where they just give us the facts? We could call it the News.

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  2 months ago

  actual, call, channel, checker, create, fact, fact checker, facts, give, humor, information, just, know, media, news, sarcasm, truth, TV, TV channel, us, where, why

• I remember when “disinformation” used to be called “lies.”

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  2 months ago

  disinformation, humor, i, irony, joke, lie, politics, remember, satire, truth, used

• If I say goodnight and an hour later you see me online, it’s not that I lied; it’s just that I failed.

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  2 months ago

  behavior, digital, digital behavior, excuse, failed, honesty, hour, humor, humor about truth, i, just, later, lying, me, online, procrastination, say, truth

• I read somewhere on the internet that 87% of what you read on the internet isn’t true, and I believe it.

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  2 months ago

  believe, humor, i, internet, misinformation, online, read, sarcasm, skepticism, somewhere, true, truth

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