34 Funny truth quotes

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  4 hours ago

  Share →: I hate when I change the battery in the bathroom scale, and it starts telling the truth again.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like my scale is jacked into a lie detector… 🤥🔋➡️🤭📏🚫

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  16 hours ago

  Share →: People that ask Grok “Is this true” are the reason our society is getting dumber by the minute.

  Commentary:
  Bet Grok is scratching his digital head thinking, "Who's asking who?! 🤔🧠😂"

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  2 days ago

  Share →: No one trashes your name better than the person who is terrified that you are going to tell people the truth.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like they're living in a glass house and throwing shade! 🌪️🤐🕵️‍♂️

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  4 days ago

  Share →: So we have actual fact checkers who know all the facts? Why not create a TV channel where they just give us the facts? We could call it the News.

  Commentary:
  "Breaking News: Fact checkers discover the news was supposed to have facts all along! 🎤🐸📺"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I remember when “disinformation” used to be called “lies.”

  Commentary:
  Ah, the good ol' days when it was just Pinocchio's resume getting updated! 😂🤥📜

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: If I say goodnight and an hour later you see me online, it’s not that I lied; it’s just that I failed.

  Commentary:
  "Oops, my bad! Turns out my 'goodnight' had a snooze button! 😴🔄🤣"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I read somewhere on the internet that 87% of what you read on the internet isn’t true, and I believe it.

  Commentary:
  "Finally, a statistic I can trust… or can I? 🤔😂 #TruthfulDeception"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Too many losers and not enough people telling them they’re losers.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the loser club doubled in size but forgot to send out the memo! 🤪🎤 #TellingItLikeItIs"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: It’s a good friend who, when you want the truth, knows what truth you want.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the delicate dance of friendship – where honesty meets diplomacy! 🤔🤷‍♂️ Your good friend knows which shade of truth to serve, like a skilled bartender mixing just the right cocktail for your soul. 🍹👭 Cheers to those who know when to add a splash of honesty without drowning you in it! 🌊😄"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: If lying was a job some people would be billionaires.

  Commentary:
  Well, they say honesty is the best policy, but it seems like some people might prefer a more lucrative career path! If lying paid as well as a CEO salary, we'd have a whole new generation of billionaires lining up for the job. Just imagine the job interview: "So, what would you say is your greatest strength?" "Oh, definitely my ability to tell a convincing fib!"

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