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27 Funny truth quotes

Too many losers and not enough people telling them they’re losers.

3 weeks ago

It’s a good friend who, when you want the truth, knows what truth you want.

1 month ago

If lying was a job some people would be billionaires.

1 month ago

Most people prefer lies. The truth just hits them like a WiFi outage, and then they just stand there, confused and buffering.

2 months ago

I know it’s true because the people on the internet said so.

2 months ago

If liars’ pants really did catch on fire, watching the news would be a lot more fun.

2 months ago

People who lie all the time really think that we don’t know.

3 months ago

It’s strange that we say time is a great healer when it kills 100% of people.

3 months ago

I could never journal, I’d start lying in there too.

3 months ago

My favorite things about Twitter are that everything you read is true, everyone is nice, and all intentions are pure of heart.

3 months ago

Life would be so much easier if the nose of people who lie all the time did actually grow longer like Pinocchio’s.

3 months ago

Imagine playing Truth or Dare and they dare you to go home.

3 months ago

Don’t tell me that everything was better in the past. I was there.

3 months ago

My childhood led me to believe that as an adult I’d have to contend with truth serum, lava, quicksand, trap doors, and secret passageways. So far it’s mostly been weight gain and existential dread.

3 months ago

I wish people would stop holding back and use social media to tell us how they really feel.

3 months ago

Lying to stupid people can give you a profound sense of satisfaction, it can also make you president.

3 months ago

When I say I’m saving myself for marriage, what I mean is you won’t know how annoying I am until it’s too late.

3 months ago

There is no bigger lie than “fun for the whole family”.

3 months ago

Let’s tell the truth cell phone. I don’t have six missed calls. I have six ignored calls.

3 months ago

I used to look for monsters under the bed. Today I know they are behind some people’s fake smiles.

3 months ago