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Funny truth quotes 😂 are like little nuggets of wisdom wrapped in humor 🌟. They reveal the honest quirks of life while leaving you in stitches 🤣. Whether you’re chuckling at life’s ironies or giggling at relatable blunders, these quotes deliver truth with a side of laughter. Perfect for sharing with friends or brightening up your day 🌈. Dive into the whimsy and wit of funny truth quotes and discover the hilarious side of honesty! 🥳

Accept the truth that a clean kitchen and finished laundry are just myths. Embrace the chaos and find your inner calm.

1 week ago1 week ago

I hate liars, but what I hate more is when they think I’m an idiot and won’t find out the truth.

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

I love when people find out I meant every word I said.

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

The words I can’t wait to hear someday, “I’m sorry, Mom, you were right about everything.”

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Life is short. Tell people you love them, so they block you sooner.

1 month ago1 month ago

Crazy part about being an overthinker is most times you right.

2 months ago2 months ago

I don’t believe the phrase “if they wanted to, they would,” because I want to, and I don’t.

2 months ago2 months ago

Normalize saying, “I’m not informed enough to have an opinion on the matter.”

2 months ago2 months ago

I hate when I change the battery in the bathroom scale, and it starts telling the truth again.

2 months ago2 months ago

People that ask Grok “Is this true” are the reason our society is getting dumber by the minute.

2 months ago2 months ago

No one trashes your name better than the person who is terrified that you are going to tell people the truth.

2 months ago2 months ago

So we have actual fact checkers who know all the facts? Why not create a TV channel where they just give us the facts? We could call it the News.

2 months ago2 months ago

I remember when “disinformation” used to be called “lies.”

2 months ago2 months ago

If I say goodnight and an hour later you see me online, it’s not that I lied; it’s just that I failed.

2 months ago2 months ago

I read somewhere on the internet that 87% of what you read on the internet isn’t true, and I believe it.

4 months ago4 months ago

Too many losers and not enough people telling them they’re losers.

5 months ago5 months ago

It’s a good friend who, when you want the truth, knows what truth you want.

6 months ago

If lying was a job some people would be billionaires.

6 months ago

Most people prefer lies. The truth just hits them like a WiFi outage, and then they just stand there, confused and buffering.

Feb 17, 2025Feb 17, 2025

I know it’s true because the people on the internet said so.

Feb 14, 2025Feb 14, 2025