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- If liars’ pants really did catch on fire, watching the news would be a lot more fun.
- Imagine playing Truth or Dare and they dare you to go home.
- Lying to stupid people can give you a profound sense of satisfaction, it can also make you president.
- I could never journal, I’d start lying in there too.
- There is no bigger lie than “fun for the whole family”.
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Oh, the struggle of dealing with the brutal honesty! 🤭💻 It's like trying to stream your favorite show, only for the WiFi to suddenly ghost you. 😂📶 Just standing there, lost in the digital abyss, contemplating your life choices and waiting for the universe to hit play again. 🤔🔄 #TruthHurts #WiFiWoes
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- People who lie all the time really think that we don’t know.
- Nothing more rude than taking a photo of yourself and it looking like how you actually look, and not how you look inside your head.
- Most people prefer lies. The truth just hits them like a WiFi outage, and then they just stand there, confused and buffering.
- It’s strange that we say time is a great healer when it kills 100% of people.
- When I say I’m saving myself for marriage, what I mean is you won’t know how annoying I am until it’s too late.
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