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Walmart was wild as hell today, so I fit right in.

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Look, 80’s kids went from Inspector Gadget to Terminator so we have a lot of mixed feelings about technology.

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Sometimes I want to go back in time and punch myself in the face.

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I love unfollowing people. You have displeased me for the last time. Leave my sight.

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My bra isn’t just padded — it’s also filled with cookie and chip crumbs.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has downloaded:

My laptop is overheating because I am doing a really good job.

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I’ve woken up yet again without an emotional support capybara.

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On the internet, you can be anything you want. It’s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.

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What part of “I don’t want to spend any more money” don’t I understand?

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Taking action is my least favorite thing to take.

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Live now on WhatsApp:

Our childhood photos might be ugly but those smiles were definitely not fake.

Spotted on Twitch:

They monitor me harder than Britney Spears around here.

Going viral on Slack:

My favorite part of The Godfather is when the guy wakes up and screams because the Mafia has stolen the bottom half of the horse he keeps in his bed.

Spotted on WeChat:

I always thought that aunts had a lot of money. Until I became one myself.

Just shared via X:

Every Sunday is superbowel if you eat enough chili.

Trending via Snapchat:

I don’t normally like to brag about expensive trips but I just got back from the grocery store.

Breaking via X:

Opening up is like talking to a cop: anything you say can and will be used against you.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

Finding a person to make eye contact with during stupid meetings is essential to survival in the workplace.

Shared recently on Reddit:

This gingerbread house isn’t even close to fire safety codes.

Just landed via Twitch:

Not to brag but I always pick the slowest moving checkout line at the grocery store.

50 Funny truth quotes

Funny truth quotes 😂 are like little nuggets of wisdom wrapped in humor 🌟. They reveal the honest quirks of life while leaving you in stitches 🤣. Whether you’re chuckling at life’s ironies or giggling at relatable blunders, these quotes deliver truth with a side of laughter. Perfect for sharing with friends or brightening up your day 🌈. Dive into the whimsy and wit of funny truth quotes and discover the hilarious side of honesty! 🥳

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You don’t have to remember details when you don’t lie.

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Men be like, “Ok, you wanna know the truth,” and lie even harder.

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Accept the truth that a clean kitchen and finished laundry are just myths. Embrace the chaos and find your inner calm.

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I hate liars, but what I hate more is when they think I’m an idiot and won’t find out the truth.

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I love when people find out I meant every word I said.

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The words I can’t wait to hear someday, “I’m sorry, Mom, you were right about everything.”

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Life is short. Tell people you love them, so they block you sooner.

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Crazy part about being an overthinker is most times you right.

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I don’t believe the phrase “if they wanted to, they would,” because I want to, and I don’t.

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I love when the universe delivers receipts.

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Don’t put words in my mouth—that’s where the hot dogs go.

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A dating app called Unhinged where you agree to meet up and fight each other.

84 shares on Facebook this month:

The haters said I couldn’t do it. And the haters? They were right. They were correct. They even nailed the small details, frankly it’s amazing.

28 shares on Reddit this month:

Traveling back in time to proudly inform Benjamin Franklin that my stove has wifi.

72 shares on Instagram this month:

Mental state: just googled “When will the sun explode.”

68 shares on Facebook this month:

My future husband is probably enjoying a nice summer with his first wife… but the seeds of discontent are there.

64 shares on Facebook this month:

If anime hair were real, there would be so much color dysmorphia. Like, imagine getting brown. I would be so pissed.

53 shares on WhatsApp this month:

If liars’ pants really did catch on fire, watching the news would be a lot more fun.

68 shares on YouTube this month:

Pilots lowkey have an aura when they walk past you in the airport.

46 shares on WhatsApp this month:

8 pm to 10 pm on a weeknight is the shortest that two hours can possibly be.

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“Easy like Sunday morning” is something people with no kids say.

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There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after a vacation.

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Learn from the mistakes of others, you can never live long enough to make them all yourself.

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Stirring up shit at the wedding by going up to random people and saying “I think it’s so brave that you’re here”.

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Someone needs to press pause on this weekend.

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If I can’t wash dishes to your album, it ain’t that fire.

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Workplace Wrapped: you had 60k minutes of meetings this year that could’ve been an email.

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Going to look at the small picture for a while. Tired of seeing the big picture. Too much picture.

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You can fake a smile, but you can’t fake jazz hands.

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Opening up is like talking to a cop: anything you say can and will be used against you.

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Someone from 🇧🇫 has shared:

It’s amazing how cats can ignore you with both ears.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has bookmarked:

I accidentally said “large” instead of “venti” at Starbucks and now the cops are here.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has copied:

Throwing a spear at your enemy is a bad gamble. If you miss, you have no spear now and he’s just fine. He’s better than fine; now he has a spear.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has shared:

The older you get, the farther away your toenails are when they need a trim.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has viewed:

Reverse cowgirl is not a fair trade because, why do you get a view of my sexy back, and all I’m seeing are your toes throwing gang signs?

Someone from 🇰🇳 has bookmarked:

If you’re late for work, don’t forget to look mad when you walk in.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has viewed:

Guys, stop showering. I need the water for ChatGPT.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has viewed:

Have y’all tried calories? They’re so good.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has downloaded:

The food hits different when it ain’t yours.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has copied:

“Made with love,” means I licked the spoon and kept using it.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Discord:

Washing machine minutes are not the same as regular minutes.

Just landed via Threads:

I dream of disappearing into the woods with Wi-Fi.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

What a time to be alive, it’s like the collapse of Rome, but with memes.

Spotted on Snapchat:

People be like “I love your energy” – then drain it.

Live now on Pinterest:

Dating is the process of meeting someone until you find out what’s wrong with them.

Spotted on Discord:

Therapists are like, “You don’t owe anyone anything. Except me. You owe me 250 dollars for this session.”

Making waves on Pinterest:

Reoccurring dreams be like: ‘I dunno, here’s a rerun’

Making waves on Slack:

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.

Shared recently on Twitch:

This world is extremely kind to men, so I am not.

Breaking via TikTok:

Hmm, that’s a bit too harsh. Let me put “lol” at the end of it.

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