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27 Funny truth quotes

Too many losers and not enough people telling them they’re losers.

Funny Quotes Mar 31, 2025

It’s a good friend who, when you want the truth, knows what truth you want.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

If lying was a job some people would be billionaires.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

Most people prefer lies. The truth just hits them like a WiFi outage, and then they just stand there, confused and buffering.

Funny Quotes Feb 17, 2025

I know it’s true because the people on the internet said so.

Funny Quotes Feb 14, 2025

If liars’ pants really did catch on fire, watching the news would be a lot more fun.

Funny Quotes Feb 11, 2025

People who lie all the time really think that we don’t know.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

It’s strange that we say time is a great healer when it kills 100% of people.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I could never journal, I’d start lying in there too.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

My favorite things about Twitter are that everything you read is true, everyone is nice, and all intentions are pure of heart.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Life would be so much easier if the nose of people who lie all the time did actually grow longer like Pinocchio’s.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Imagine playing Truth or Dare and they dare you to go home.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Don’t tell me that everything was better in the past. I was there.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

My childhood led me to believe that as an adult I’d have to contend with truth serum, lava, quicksand, trap doors, and secret passageways. So far it’s mostly been weight gain and existential dread.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

I wish people would stop holding back and use social media to tell us how they really feel.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Lying to stupid people can give you a profound sense of satisfaction, it can also make you president.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

When I say I’m saving myself for marriage, what I mean is you won’t know how annoying I am until it’s too late.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

There is no bigger lie than “fun for the whole family”.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Let’s tell the truth cell phone. I don’t have six missed calls. I have six ignored calls.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

I used to look for monsters under the bed. Today I know they are behind some people’s fake smiles.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

If you tell lies about me, I’ll tell the truth about you.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

Teens don’t know how good they have it with lyrics sites. We used to have to sing shit wrong for years until the truth destroyed us.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

If dogs ever learn to talk, I want everyone to keep in mind that mine is a big fat liar.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

If you wanna make someone cry, just show them the earliest year they can retire.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

Nothing more rude than taking a photo of yourself and it looking like how you actually look, and not how you look inside your head.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025