28 Funny truth quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I read somewhere on the internet that 87% of what you read on the internet isn’t true, and I believe it.

  Commentary:
  "Finally, a statistic I can trust… or can I? 🤔😂 #TruthfulDeception"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Too many losers and not enough people telling them they’re losers.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the loser club doubled in size but forgot to send out the memo! 🤪🎤 #TellingItLikeItIs"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: It’s a good friend who, when you want the truth, knows what truth you want.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the delicate dance of friendship – where honesty meets diplomacy! 🤔🤷‍♂️ Your good friend knows which shade of truth to serve, like a skilled bartender mixing just the right cocktail for your soul. 🍹👭 Cheers to those who know when to add a splash of honesty without drowning you in it! 🌊😄"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: If lying was a job some people would be billionaires.

  Commentary:
  Well, they say honesty is the best policy, but it seems like some people might prefer a more lucrative career path! If lying paid as well as a CEO salary, we'd have a whole new generation of billionaires lining up for the job. Just imagine the job interview: "So, what would you say is your greatest strength?" "Oh, definitely my ability to tell a convincing fib!"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Most people prefer lies. The truth just hits them like a WiFi outage, and then they just stand there, confused and buffering.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the struggle of dealing with the brutal honesty! 🤭💻 It's like trying to stream your favorite show, only for the WiFi to suddenly ghost you. 😂📶 Just standing there, lost in the digital abyss, contemplating your life choices and waiting for the universe to hit play again. 🤔🔄 #TruthHurts #WiFiWoes

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I know it’s true because the people on the internet said so.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the timeless wisdom of the internet – where facts are born, rumors flourish, and cats reign supreme! 🌐🙈 Trusting everything you read online is like believing all the gossip in a soap opera – just grab your popcorn and enjoy the show! 🍿😄 #FakeNews #InternetTruths

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If liars’ pants really did catch on fire, watching the news would be a lot more fun.

  Commentary:
  "If liars' pants caught on fire, I bet the weather segment would be really hot 🔥👖😂 #FakeNewsFirestorm"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: People who lie all the time really think that we don’t know.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the audacity of habitual liars! 🤥🤫 It's almost as if they believe they're starring in their own secret reality show – "The Real Fibbers of Too-Clever-ville" 🌟🎭 Just a friendly reminder to all the fibbers out there: honesty is the best policy! 💁‍♂️🚫🤥

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It’s strange that we say time is a great healer when it kills 100% of people.

  Commentary:
  Well, isn't time just playing the long game of hide and seek with us? It's out here claiming to be a great healer, but really it's the ultimate undefeated champion in the game of life 🏆⏳💀 #PlotTwist #TimeIsNotAlwaysOnOurSide

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I could never journal, I’d start lying in there too.

  Commentary:
  🤥 "I could never journal, I'd start lying in there too." 📝 Well, honesty is overrated anyway, right? Who needs the truth when you can have a good story? Maybe that's how fiction writers are born! 😉

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