28 Funny truth quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I used to look for monsters under the bed. Today I know they are behind some people’s fake smiles.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew the scariest creatures weren't lurking under the bed, but hiding behind those fake smiles all along? 😈😬 Watch out for the real monsters out there, they're not always easy to spot!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you tell lies about me, I’ll tell the truth about you.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old game of 'He said, she said' just got real spicy! 🔥 Who will emerge victorious in this duel of truth and lies? Stay tuned for some juicy drama! 🍿😂 #SideEffectsOfSpreadingRumors"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Teens don’t know how good they have it with lyrics sites. We used to have to sing shit wrong for years until the truth destroyed us.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the lyrical struggles of our pre-internet era! 🎶😱 Back then, misheard lyrics were a way of life, and we jammed out to songs with our own unique interpretations. Oh, the horror when we finally discovered the truth – say goodbye to our ridiculous renditions! Teens today, basking in the glory of lyrics sites, will never understand the struggle of thinking the wrong lyrics were right for years. Ah, the innocence of youth! 😂

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If dogs ever learn to talk, I want everyone to keep in mind that mine is a big fat liar.

  Commentary:
  "If dogs could talk, it would be a whole new level of drama at the dog park! 🐶🗣️🤥 Just imagine the tall tales your furry friend might come up with! Better hide those socks before they spill the beans about who the real sock thief is 😉🧦"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you wanna make someone cry, just show them the earliest year they can retire.

  Commentary:
  "When you show someone the year they can retire, it's like forcing them to gaze into the abyss of adulthood and mortality 😱💸💼 Retirement age: the scariest bedtime story ever told!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Nothing more rude than taking a photo of yourself and it looking like how you actually look, and not how you look inside your head.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal struggle of selfies – reality vs. our inflated self-image in our minds! 🤳🤯 Who else relates to that disappointing moment when the camera shows the truth? 📸😂 Remember, it's all about finding that perfect angle and lighting, right? 😜 #SelfieStruggles"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It’s always fun listening to someone’s lie when you already know the truth.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the sheer joy of nodding along to a tall tale, knowing full well it's coated in shimmering layers of deception 🎭🤥! It's like watching a magician pull a rabbit out of a hat, except we're the ones waving our imaginary wands and whispering "Abracadabra, fib away" 😂🎩! It's the lie that keeps on giving, isn't it? The gift that never disappoints 🎁🙊!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I hate lying to my parents but it’s for their own good.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic dilemma of every child: balancing honesty with preserving your parents' peace of mind 🤥👩‍👧‍👦 Just remember, they probably have a sixth sense for detecting fibs! Proceed with caution 😉 #ParentalTruthsAndLies"

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