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6 months ago
Share →: My childhood led me to believe that as an adult I’d have to contend with truth serum, lava, quicksand, trap doors, and secret passageways. So far it’s mostly been weight gain and existential dread.

Commentary:
"Who else feels misled by our childhood expectations? I was fully prepared for a life of dodging secret passageways, but all I got was the ol' weight gain and existential dread combo deal 🤷‍♂️🔮 Keep calm and watch out for that quicksand, folks! It might just be disguised as your daily responsibilities 😉 #AdultingProblems"
6 months ago
Share →: I wish people would stop holding back and use social media to tell us how they really feel.

Commentary:
"Ah, yes, let's bring out the unfiltered, unapologetic truth-tellers! 📢🤭 Who needs subtlety and filters anyway? 😂 Buckle up, social media – authentic opinions are coming your way, ready or not! 🚀💥 #NoHoldingBack"
6 months ago
Share →: Lying to stupid people can give you a profound sense of satisfaction, it can also make you president.

Commentary:
Ah, the timeless strategy of deception for success – seems like some people take it to heart a little too enthusiastically! 🤥💼👨‍💼 Just remember, honesty is still the best policy…unless you have political ambitions, apparently! 🏛️🤣 #TruthIsOptional
6 months ago
Share →: When I say I’m saving myself for marriage, what I mean is you won’t know how annoying I am until it’s too late.

Commentary:
"Saving myself for marriage… or just saving you from discovering my true level of annoyance 🤷‍♀️💍 Beware, the surprise awaits! 😂 #KeepingItReal"
6 months ago
Share →: There is no bigger lie than “fun for the whole family”.

Commentary:
"Whoever said 'fun for the whole family' clearly never had teenagers 🙄👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 It's more like 'chaos for the whole clan'! 😂 #FamilyFun"
6 months ago
Share →: Let’s tell the truth cell phone. I don’t have six missed calls. I have six ignored calls.

Commentary:
📱 "Oh, cell phone, you sly little device! Ignored calls sound much better than missed calls, don't they? It's all about perspective, right? 😅 Maybe they should invent a 'Sorry, I'm avoiding you' button for those times we just need some space. 🙊"
6 months ago
Share →: I used to look for monsters under the bed. Today I know they are behind some people’s fake smiles.

Commentary:
"Who knew the scariest creatures weren't lurking under the bed, but hiding behind those fake smiles all along? 😈😬 Watch out for the real monsters out there, they're not always easy to spot!"
6 months ago
Share →: If you tell lies about me, I’ll tell the truth about you.

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old game of 'He said, she said' just got real spicy! 🔥 Who will emerge victorious in this duel of truth and lies? Stay tuned for some juicy drama! 🍿😂 #SideEffectsOfSpreadingRumors"
6 months ago
Share →: Teens don’t know how good they have it with lyrics sites. We used to have to sing shit wrong for years until the truth destroyed us.

Commentary:
Oh, the lyrical struggles of our pre-internet era! 🎶😱 Back then, misheard lyrics were a way of life, and we jammed out to songs with our own unique interpretations. Oh, the horror when we finally discovered the truth – say goodbye to our ridiculous renditions! Teens today, basking in the glory of lyrics sites, will never understand the struggle of thinking the wrong lyrics were right for years. Ah, the innocence of youth! 😂
6 months ago
Share →: If dogs ever learn to talk, I want everyone to keep in mind that mine is a big fat liar.

Commentary:
"If dogs could talk, it would be a whole new level of drama at the dog park! 🐶🗣️🤥 Just imagine the tall tales your furry friend might come up with! Better hide those socks before they spill the beans about who the real sock thief is 😉🧦"