50 Funny truth quotes

• It’s strange that we say time is a great healer when it kills 100% of people.

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  death, great, healer, humor, irony, life, people, perspective, say, strange, time, truth

• I could never journal, I’d start lying in there too.

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  honesty, humor, i, ID, journal, lying, never, self-reflection, start, too, truth, writing

• My favorite things about Twitter are that everything you read is true, everyone is nice, and all intentions are pure of heart.

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  everyone, everything, expectations, favorite, heart, humor, intentions, kindness, media, nice, purity, read, sarcasm, social, social media, things, true, truth, Twitter

• Life would be so much easier if the nose of people who lie all the time did actually grow longer like Pinocchio’s.

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  actually, easier, grow, honesty, humor, lie, life, longer, much, nose, people, Pinocchio, time, truth

• Imagine playing Truth or Dare and they dare you to go home.

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  challenge, dare, fun, game, home, imagine, party, playing, social, truth

• Don’t tell me that everything was better in the past. I was there.

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  better, everything, experience, humor, i, me, memory, nostalgia, past, perspective, tell, truth

• My childhood led me to believe that as an adult I’d have to contend with truth serum, lava, quicksand, trap doors, and secret passageways. So far it’s mostly been weight gain and existential dread.

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  adult, adulthood, believe, childhood, door, doors, dread, existential, existential dread, expectations, gain, humor, ID, irony, lava, led, me, passageway, quicksand, secret, secret passageway, serum, trap, trap door, truth, truth serum, weight, weight gain

• I wish people would stop holding back and use social media to tell us how they really feel.

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  back, communication, expression, feel, feelings, holding, honesty, humor, i, media, opinion, people, social, social media, stop, tell, truth, us, wish

• Lying to stupid people can give you a profound sense of satisfaction, it can also make you president.

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  deception, give, humor, irony, lying, people, politics, president, satisfaction, sense, stupid, truth

• When I say I’m saving myself for marriage, what I mean is you won’t know how annoying I am until it’s too late.

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  am, annoying, commitment, date, expectations, humor, i, know, late, marriage, mean, myself, relationship, saving, say, too, truth

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