27 Funny uncertainty quotes

• Everything’s under control. I just don’t know whose.

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  5 days ago

  confusion, control, humor, i, just, know, responsibility, uncertainty, under

• This chapter of my life is called “Ummm, okay, I guess whatever.”

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  6 days ago

  attitude, called, casual, casual attitude, chapter, guess, humor, i, indifference, life, life chapter, ok, uncertainty, whatever

• Sometimes I feel like my life is being written by someone who isn’t sure if they like me or not.

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  7 days ago

  being, feel, feelings, humor, i, life, me, perspective, self-doubt, someone, sometimes, sure, uncertainty, writing

• Does anyone know what to do, like in general?

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  7 days ago

  advice, anyone, confusion, General, general knowledge, help, know, knowledge, question, uncertainty

• Insurance is cool because even if you have it, it still kinda feels like you don’t.

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  7 days ago

  cool, even, feeling, feels, humor, insurance, irony, protection, still, uncertainty

• Nobody knows my next move. Not even me.

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  1 week ago

  decision making, even, humor, knows, me, move, next, nobody, self-awareness, surprise, uncertainty, unpredictability

• If only men knew the power “I made reservations, I’ll pick you up at 7” held instead of “I don’t know, whatever you wanna do.”

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  1 week ago

  communication, date, expectations, held, humor, i, men, only, pick, plans, power, relationships, reservation, reservations, uncertainty, whatever

• Good morning only to the complexity and uncertainty of everything.

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  1 week ago

  complexity, everything, existential, good, humor, morning, only, philosophical, uncertainty, wit

• They should invent a life where I know what I’m doing.

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  1 week ago

  confusion, doing, humor, i, invent, know, life, self-awareness, should, uncertainty, where, wish

• I hate when people ask me what I’m doing tomorrow, I don’t even know what I’m doing today.

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  1 week ago

  doing, expectations, hate, humor, i, life, me, people, planning, procrastination, today, tomorrow, uncertainty

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