17 Funny uncertainty quotes

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  3 days ago

  Share →: If only men knew the power “I made reservations, I’ll pick you up at 7” held instead of “I don’t know, whatever you wanna do.”

  Commentary:
  Wow, who knew confidence could be booked in advance?

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Good morning only to the complexity and uncertainty of everything.

  Commentary:
  "Good morning to life's chaos, where my coffee is the only thing that makes sense! "

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  2 months ago

  Share →: They should invent a life where I know what I’m doing.

  Commentary:
  "When I upgrade to that version of life, I'll read the instructions! "

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I hate when people ask me what I’m doing tomorrow, I don’t even know what I’m doing today.

  Commentary:
  "Tomorrow? Oh, you mean that mythical land where I have my life together? Who needs plans when you can just wing it and hope for the best, am I right? #LivingInTheMoment"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Walking on egg shells? In this economy?

  Commentary:
  "Who has the time or money for egg shells when you're busy navigating the chaos of this economy? Don't worry, just keep walking with confidence and leave the delicate egg shells behind! "

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  5 months ago

  Share →: 80 percent of my life now is just “hmmmm… should I bring my jacket or not?”

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal struggle of jacket-wearing dilemmas – to jacket or not to jacket, that is the question! Let's just hope your jacket decisions are more decisive than your life choices! #JacketLife"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: “This too shall pass!” Okay, but like, when exactly?

  Commentary:
  "When someone tells you 'This too shall pass!' and you're just waiting there like a penguin staring at a melting ice cube… #WaitingForItToPass"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: “It is what it is,” I say, not really knowing what it actually is.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic 'it is what it is.' A phrase so versatile, it's like the duct tape of language – it fixes everything by saying nothing at all! Here's to diving headfirst into the abyss of uncertainty with a sprinkle of nonchalant wisdom!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Until I open the wrapper and look inside it’s Schrödinger’s Kit Kat.

  Commentary:
  "Is it a complete Kit Kat bar, or a pocketful of crumbs? Schrödinger's Kit Kat: the suspense is just a delicious way of keeping us on our toes! "

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The urge to say “yeah, you should do that”, especially when you have no clue.

  Commentary:
  When you're confidently nodding along, but secretly googling for answers like … "Yeah, you should totally do that! I mean, what could go wrong? "

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