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Walking on egg shells? In this economy?

2 months ago

80 percent of my life now is just “hmmmm… should I bring my jacket or not?”

3 months ago

“This too shall pass!” Okay, but like, when exactly?

3 months ago

“It is what it is,” I say, not really knowing what it actually is.

3 months ago

Until I open the wrapper and look inside it’s Schrödinger’s Kit Kat.

3 months ago

The urge to say “yeah, you should do that”, especially when you have no clue.

3 months ago

Wait, making the right choices is an option?!

3 months ago

Me driving at night: I hope this is the road!

3 months ago

My patience is like a gift card, not sure how much is left but lets give it a try.

3 months ago

Where do I see myself in 5 years? I don’t even know where I am right now.

3 months ago

There should be a socially acceptable way to say, “I’m not sure what to say to that. Can you please say something different?”.

3 months ago

Why does everyone always think that I know what I’m doing? Most of the time I watch myself in amazement and am curious to see what happens.

3 months ago

Just once I’d like to hear a doctor say, “Your guess is as good as mine.”

3 months ago

I hate when people ask me what I’m doing tomorrow, I don’t even know what I’m doing today.

3 months ago