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When I say I’m Christmas shopping the “for myself” is silent.

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It’s okay, facial recognition. I don’t recognize myself anymore either.

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Your fingers have fingertips, but your toes don’t have toetips. Yet, you can tiptoe but not tipfinger.

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My dental hygienist is probably thinking, I bet i could braid this guys nose hair.

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You are not obligated to post a video of yourself dancing.

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People that tell us what sex gods they are, what do you want us to do with that information?

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Sometimes, I wonder what my life would be like if I had a good haircut.

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There are people who know when to reply all and when not to reply all, and none of them work at your company.

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I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge.

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I have no desire to rekindle anything with anyone. See you never.

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Adding “Free HBO” to your dating profile isn’t the game changer you’d think it’d be.

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Ah, summer. When my non-consensual relationship with mosquitoes begins.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I’m not procrastinating. I’m protecting my peace through active avoidance.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

Delightful if true: booby trap.

Trending via Facebook:

Using a condom and still pulling out, call that two-factor authentication.

Going viral on YouTube:

Kids: making things way more difficult when they don’t have to be, since the dawn of man.

Just landed via Telegram:

I just read a thing that said I should compliment myself on my decisions, regardless of the outcome. No thanks, I’m not the government.

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If you gain 4 pounds in one weekend, that just means you’re an overachiever.

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Hey bartender, can you turn down the music, please? This guy I just met is trying to explain how baseball works.

Seen just now on TikTok:

If you inject Botox into a raisin, does it turn back into a grape?

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22 Funny uncertainty quotes

Funny uncertainty quotes bring a lighthearted twist to life’s unpredictable moments 🤪🌪️ When the future feels like a mystery box 🎁, these witty sayings remind us to laugh through the chaos and embrace the unknown with a smile 😄✨ Perfect for shaking off stress and adding a dash of humor to your day! Ready to giggle at life’s little surprises? Let’s dive in! 🎉😂

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1 day ago
Share →: Kinda worried about something. Don’t know what it is yet.

Commentary:
When your brain has its own suspense thriller 📚🔍😅
2 weeks ago
Share →: Sometimes I feel like my life is being written by someone who isn’t sure if they like me or not.

Commentary:
Sounds like my life story was written by a sitcom writer with commitment issues 😂✍️📖
2 weeks ago
Share →: Does anyone know what to do, like in general?

Commentary:
When I was born, the instruction manual must have flown off into space 🚀🤔✨
2 weeks ago
Share →: Insurance is cool because even if you have it, it still kinda feels like you don’t.

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Having insurance is like wearing a seatbelt made of good intentions. 🎢💼🔍
2 weeks ago
Share →: Nobody knows my next move. Not even me.

Commentary:
Plot twist: I've mastered the art of surprising myself on a daily basis! 🤔🤷‍♂️🔮
3 weeks ago
Share →: If only men knew the power “I made reservations, I’ll pick you up at 7” held instead of “I don’t know, whatever you wanna do.”

Commentary:
Wow, who knew confidence could be booked in advance? 🚗🍽️😂
1 month ago
Share →: Good morning only to the complexity and uncertainty of everything.

Commentary:
"Good morning to life's chaos, where my coffee is the only thing that makes sense! ☕️🤔🤪"
3 months ago
Share →: They should invent a life where I know what I’m doing.

Commentary:
"When I upgrade to that version of life, I'll read the instructions! 📚🤔😂"
3 months ago
Share →: I hate when people ask me what I’m doing tomorrow, I don’t even know what I’m doing today.

Commentary:
"Tomorrow? Oh, you mean that mythical land where I have my life together? 🤷‍♂️ Who needs plans when you can just wing it and hope for the best, am I right? 😅 #LivingInTheMoment"
5 months ago
Share →: Walking on egg shells? In this economy?

Commentary:
"Who has the time or money for egg shells when you're busy navigating the chaos of this economy? 🤷‍♂️🥚 Don't worry, just keep walking with confidence and leave the delicate egg shells behind! 💪😄"

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Someone from 🇰🇭 has downloaded:

Do you remember when you looked through binoculars upside down and everyone was really far away? That was nice.

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You get to a certain age and realize stretching is non-negotiable.

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Skinning your knee as an adult is so humiliating. That’s the toddler injury.

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Hey, you wanna come to a wedding with me? You could be the groom.

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It’s kinda weird that in order to go to sleep you have to pretend like you are already sleeping.

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My biggest sexual fantasy is someone throwing a million dollars on my naked body and then leaving me alone.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has copied:

Laptops become possessed with slowness when they see that you are in a hurry.

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If you have an opinion about my life, please raise your hand. Now put it over your mouth.

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My style isn’t even my real style yet. Just wait till my budget matches my vision.

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The Internet is fun because you can post about banana bread and somehow end up in a fight.

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Broadcasted on Twitch:

If you’re going to give me some food for thought, it had better be a pizza, or I’m out.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Remind the demons under your bed that you’re the landlord, raise the rent.

Just landed via WeChat:

Dark mode changed me. White screens now feel like staring into the sun.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Roman soldiers are all like “I’m going to fight you in this short yet tasteful leather skirt.”

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

Can’t stop thinking about that time at the planetarium where they showed us a picture of earth and everyone booed.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Saw someone from high school. She said she hadn’t seen me in years. That’s likely because I’d always seen her first.

Spotted on Messenger:

You misunderstood me. I said I was a “bawler,” not a “baller.” You know, someone who cries a lot.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Dinosaurs are always described as “roaming” the earth, which is patronizing as hell, I bet they had places to go and important shit to do.

Reported on Threads:

Toddlers are like puppies, they don’t care if they’re dirty and smelly and they both have an affinity exploring the trash bin.

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Flies are literally obsessed with flying into a room, then pretending they can’t get out. Grow up.

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