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Someone from 🇪🇬 has bookmarked:

I might be late to a lot of places, but the airport is not one of them.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has copied:

If I don’t text you saying Happy New Year, we still gang, I’m just lazy.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has copied:

“I could see myself living here,” I said, in a different city for more than 24 hours.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has copied:

Wanna perform obscene blood rituals under the full moon, or nah?

Someone from 🇸🇬 has shared:

I feel like I’m in jail when I’m around unfunny people for too long.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has shared:

Do the people who make chairs know what humans look like, or nah?

Someone from 🇺🇿 has copied:

Girls … I understood why they advise us to get married and have kids before 25. Because after that, our brain starts working, and the decision won’t seem so reasonable anymore.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has copied:

All I know for sure is that I could be wrong.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has shared:

Never faked an orgasm before, but the joy of ugly presents.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has bookmarked:

If you think my posts are ridiculous, you should see some of my life choices.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Making waves on Snapchat:

I’ve reached that age where I don’t have to drink to forget because it just happens naturally now.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Beware. There are people in the grocery store that you know who want to chat with you. Stay vigilant.

Shared recently on Facebook:

I hate when I gain 10 pounds for a role and then realize I’m not an actor.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

I’m not always a couch potato. For instance, right now I’m a chair potato, and later I’ll be a bed potato.

Just landed via Reddit:

Every Sunday is superbowel if you eat enough chili.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is realizing that the other person is completely stupid.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Everyone’s a gangster until they see a rainbow.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

Sometimes I see how many vacations people take and I wonder if I’m bad with money or if they are.

Going viral on X:

Glory hole but for forehead kisses.

Seen just now on Reddit:

The difference between a songbird and a hummingbird is that one of them knows the lyrics.

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32 shares on WeChat this month:

Wolves should really raise more people.

60 shares on Discord this month:

Do people who spend a fortune on outdoor heating know they can just go inside?

41 shares on Threads this month:

Miso soup is such a silly name, like “Yes, you so soup.”

40 shares on WeChat this month:

Facebook is extremely over-engineered for a birthday reminder app.

51 shares on Messenger this month:

Them: Good morning! Me: Where?

98 shares on Slack this month:

Y’all be riding them bikes in the street like I don’t gotta look up my next song.

26 shares on Twitch this month:

If you shouldn’t go food shopping when you’re hungry, then you should definitely not go clothes shopping when you’re naked. Trust me on this.

32 shares on Instagram this month:

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

39 shares on Facebook this month:

If you accuse me of yelling, you will start to hear yelling so you can note the difference in the future.

18 shares on Reddit this month:

I’m so lazy that I’ll break my tooth trying to get this tag off before I get up and get a scissor.

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23 folks are currently checking 👀

Counting calories is a great way to combine super fun things like math and not eating.

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A penguin is a bird the way a hot dog is a sandwich.

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Coffee ain’t gonna cut it today. I need the blood of my enemies.

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It’s wild that you can just do anything. Date the wrong person, choose the wrong career. You can go outside and start eating dirt if you want, and the universe lets you. Not even a pop-up like “Are you sure?“

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If someone asks why you’re so pale, simply reply, completely shocked, “You can see me?”

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You lose some, you lose some more.

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Hide and seek, except it’s my husband searching for where he last put his pants.

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“Do you have any hobbies?” Lately, I’ve been really into panicking.

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Running feels great until you compare it to not running.

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Sometimes I get really mad at myself, but not like mad enough to fight myself or anything like that.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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643 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,236

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Updated

Dec 30, 2025

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇸 has downloaded:

Wake up, there’s overthinking to be done.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has downloaded:

I’m really looking forward to another exciting year staring at my phone.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has bookmarked:

Headless mannequins are great because they let you see how you’ll look wearing a new shirt after you’ve been decapitated.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has bookmarked:

Is my life this bad because I didn’t forward that email to 15 people back in 2007?

Someone from 🇬🇼 has copied:

Being sleepy all day is just part of who I am.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has downloaded:

When things get hot, they expand, so I’m just getting warmer, not gaining weight.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has bookmarked:

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has shared:

Everybody looks like a criminal on the self-checkout camera.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has downloaded:

This is about the time of year where my enthusiasm about shoveling snow turns into “it will probably melt on it’s own”.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has copied:

So many people these days are too judgmental. I can tell just by looking at them.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Discord:

My diet was going really well until I woke up.

Making waves on Telegram:

Might start signing off emails with ‘well, I hope you’re happy’

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

You’re all using your crystals wrong. Put them in a sock and start swinging.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Not now, babe, it’s my nightly phone enrichment time.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Americans saw water freeze at 0°C and said, “Let’s make that 32.”

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Them: OMG, I haven’t seen you in so long. Me: Yeah, that was on purpose.

Seen just now on Telegram:

The theory that two stacked beds can’t be converted into two regular beds has been debunked.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Drugs and alcohol take years off your life and give them to Keith Richards.

Going viral on Telegram:

The Christmas tree I’ve had up all year makes a lot more sense now.

Going viral on Telegram:

Netflix had enough cash to buy Warner Bros., but cried poor when we shared passwords with our mom.

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